gonna do my own adaptation of Romeo and Juliet that's entirely the same except the poison scene goes on for a bit longer. Juliet drinks the poison that makes her go to sleep but Romeo drinks poison that supposedly kills him but it's actually a mislabeled vial of the first poison so Juliet wakes up and drinks some of that poison and then Romeo wakes up and is like "oh shit this poison doesn't work, here Juliet has some poison!" and he drinks that which is of course the go to sleep poison and then Juliet wakes up again and is like "What the fuck" and then Benvolio comes in and is like "My boy Romeo is poisoned! I'll join you bro." and now he's asleep, and then Juliet is like "I need some wine to process this" - Drinks out of the poisoned cup Romeo poured sleeping in and then Romeo wakes up again and is like "JULIET AND BENVOLIO?!" and he's so pissed but also confused and is like mentally 'well if drinking this poison twice brought my friends here i guess i'll drink it again and see what happens' and then Juliet wakes up again and she's like "Okay hold on. Let's see how this plays out" but she can't because then Fortinbras shows up and is like "I'm invading Verona! Fuck you!!!" but then Juliet splashes some sleeping poison in his face and he's out now and then Romeo wakes up and Benvolio dies because he was allergic to sleep poison and also the lion from Pyramus and Thisbe comes and kills them both The End

Shakespeare mutuals HELP ME

what’s a silly Shakespeare scene preferably between two people that could be so fun and delightful time sensitive go

Because folks liked my latest pigeon comic so much, here's another pigeon piece!

I made this a couple years ago for a sadly now defunct publication called Pipe Wrench. I hope this piece helps spread more pigeon love.

An important animatic to share with you

Johns a short king but he can pick up sherlock, trust

Yo mama so pencil her name is ticonderoga

Yo mama so Pencil her head is green and her body is yellow and her shoes are lead and her hat is a pink earaser

every moment of your life, from birth to death, constantly, while you aren't looking, there's some kind of weird shapes just moving around in the ocean. and the shapes are eating eachother sometimes too. and they might even dig holes. and all of this is happening during everything else that's going on. like think about the most important moment in your life. the thing that shaped you as a person. the entire time that was happening, far away, deep in the ocean, where no human has ever seen, there was some kind of wet sack with a weird protrusion flailing about in the water. maybe it even grabbed a fish. who knows. i don't. just think about that for a bit

Based on a Richard Hunt quote about Bunsen and Beaker’s relationship, “Beaker is a character very few people understood. They all just said, 'Oh, he's so stupid.' No, Beaker wasn't stupid at all. Here's this very kindly old professor who's always doing these things that never quite work, he's not really quite in this world, and Beaker grew an affection for him, and a dedication. He would do anything for this guy. He was there not because he was stupid, but because he cared about him." ❤️

Here’s more of section. Honestly one of my favorite parts of the Funny Boy biography ⭐️

oh yeah i almost forgot - happy birthday shakespeare!!!

i hate how fragile i feel at times, like i get the slightest inkling that i have done something wrong and suddenly i am a lonly child and theres this bloating dread in me and im not sure what im doing and i dont understand how the people around me feel and perceive me and yet im not important enough to actually be known and thought of. i think im afraid of getting to a new stage of my life because i never thought i would reach it, yknow? and now i feel perpetually behind and foolish and like i trample all over every social nicety which i can never feel like im quite grasping and i create my own self-fulfilling prophecies and can never really believe that people want to spend time with me and i need to stop. i think there's something inherently a little self-occupied and egocentric about self hatred

had some sushi today, it was pretty good

"the curious incident of the dog in the nighttime" <- yessss verbatim quote

some roots and a pomegranate

its because youre always on that damn autopsy table

some oranges for thai of the dye variety <3