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Talk About Tonal Dissonance
20+. Living in Portugal. She/Her Pronouns. Gayyyy. So white I sunburn at night. Badass, pretty women are my weakness. Currently in WoT hell and Dragon Age Purgatory waiting for the game.
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Love when writers do an insane amount of unnecessary research for their fics. I follow an author that did like 8 months of intense research into 14th century Scotland so they could write smut about it, and guess what. It was some fucking incredible porn AND I learned about old Scottish politics
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The “oh I could definitely write this fanfic in under 5000 words and it really wouldn’t take me that long” voice in your head is actually the devil speaking
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"I would live alone for fifty years to have one day with you"
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no punctuation we read like romans
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We're on a new platform with a totally different audience...we have to prove ourselves all over again...convince a totally new group of people to think we're funny and worth your attention....so allow me to drop some of my "A" material....the funniest thing I got.......here goes.......
jeef berky
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ooh i just caught this presumable family portrait during anvaere's opening scene in 2x04. sorry to Moiraine Being Elayne's Aunt enjoyers, but imo taringail is Definitely not moiraine's brother in showverse, it's just the 2 sisters + 2 parents.
#uhm interesting#my pet theory is that Galad is Laman and Shaiel's son#it's going to be a little convoluted but it could work - especially if Laman is a lot older than Shaiel it has some gross connotations...#.... also a Liandrin parallel (👀) of girls marrying young#also adds a lot to Shaiel's story in the Waste I think - being married to the guy who cut the tree. could be fun imo#like she tried to come for Galad - damn the prophecy! he is her son! - but the aiel needed to defeat laman first. so she never saw him agai#Galad after Laman was killed then went to live with his cousin Taringale who was married to Morgause and ended up adopted by them#The relationships that matter would remain virtually the same but just slightly different structure.#also does a bit away with the Galad-Should-Have-Cairhien because who would want the Son of the Guy Who Did The Sin to be in charge?#Moiraine will not the Gay Aunt (sad noises) but she can be the gay cousin#which is not nothing ig#also does away with the Rand and Elayne share a brother.... which... BESTIES cmon that's a little weird. I get it but OOF#wheelie time#wheel of time#wot book spoilers#wheel of time spoilers
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[at Achilles's funeral]
Agamemnon: *places his hand on the pyre and sobs*
Agamemnon: How could you do this to me? We are so understaffed.
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i always forget that people are honest to god team black or team green and not team themes and motifs. team olivia cooke looking so sad and so hot. and such
#team olivia cooke looking so sad and so hot#and team Emma looking fucking gorg and pissed#and team Ali-bear and Rae Rae staring at each other in increasingly gay ways and then maybe kissing about it#....maybe a little more of that nb energy from rae rae would also be nice#hotd
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Stop equipping every character with therapy speak and instead consider placing them somewhere on this chart
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I'm sorry what the fuck did you just say ???
This has to be fake.
#okay so this is a fake as - Macron obvs is aware of France's colonial past - but I know that there are people that believe it#[stares into the camera]#not even going to mention the fucking Napoleonic Wars whic... beloveds that shit culminated in France owning like all of Europe bffr
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caesars assassination but with empty cardboard tubes
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i decided all plays are time loops btw. it’s true because they keep getting performed over and over and over and the ending never changes and they can never escape it. if you even care.
#ah yes#the hadestown trauma lingers on#(i know there are more - all of them are in a sense - but this play has such a vice grip on my heart)
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I wanted to meme before the big day.
Not yet, Brutus.. not yet..
#efjklasdf#i am sure that ceasar woudl actually love this#sure he would probably crucify us - literally - but like homeboy would enjoy his longevity#Ides of March
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