A very rotten Tuesday

So I might've made a Rot AU Cho hehe ᴰᵒⁿ'ᵗ ʲᵘᵈᵍᵉ ᵐᵉ ᴵ ˡᶦᵏᵉ ᵈʳᵃʷᶦⁿᵍ ᵐᶦˡᵈ ᵍᵒʳᵉ ᵇᵉᶜᵃᵘˢᵉ ᵈⁿᵈ

(Rot AU by @oddpizza)

Visiting the Desert Festival on Tuesday

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Go ahead, give us the 5 page paragraph lore about Cho, im encouraging you to do it :]

Whelp, it's your funeral hehe.

Cholini Cortado is a 20-year-old nonbinary pansexual individual hailing from Andalusia who recently moved to America to escape an abusive home life. As the youngest of three siblings, Cholini harbors deep-seated envy towards those they perceive as superior to them and often puts on a cocky facade to mask their underlying anxiety. Though prone to escalating arguments, Cholini is known to break down in private, revealing a vulnerable side that few get to see.

They have debilitating myopia and stand at just 3'6 due to dwarfism, although they have defaced their ID to read "BIG" as a means of asserting their self-worth. Cholini works part-time at a café and spends their free playing 2D games like platformers, deck builders, and farm sims. They also have a passion for collecting items like plushies, train sets, and trading cards, and will enthusiastically share their expertise on any topic of interest.

Cholini is meticulous about everything they do, demonstrated by their expansive D&D campaign, as well as being a digital artist, though they'll never show their work. Due to being allergic to cats and fearing dogs, Cholini dotes on their iguana, Chelsea, whom they affectionately refer to as a dragon. They share a living space with their roommate, Donato, who often blows up balloons just to terrorize them.

Despite their tough exterior, Cholini is a deeply caring individual who goes out of their way to help those in need, in often unorthodox ways. They struggle with trusting others due to their difficult past, but once someone gains their trust, Cholini is fiercely loyal and protective.

ʸᵉˢ ᴵ ᵘˢᵉᵈ ᴬᴵ ᵗᵒ ʷʳᶦᵗᵉ ᵗʰᶦˢ ᴵ'ᵐ ˢʰᶦᵗ ᵃᵗ ᶜʳᵉᵃᵗᶦᵛᵉ ʷʳᶦᵗᶦⁿᵍ ᵃⁿᵈ ᶦᵗ ʷᵃˢ ᵃˡʳᵉᵃᵈʸ ᵗᵉᵈᶦᵒᵘˢ ᵉⁿᵒᵘᵍʰ ᵈᵒᶦⁿᵍ ᶦᵗ ˡᶦᵏᵉ ᵗʰᶦˢ

If this is a dissatisfactorally short yapping session I encourage asking any specific questions, no matter how stupid it may seem, cause I did attempt to avoid like really stupid useless information (like favorite cereals and shit) to avoid making it actually unreadable

Edit: As a DM I'm a big believer of show don't tell type character writing and am bad at designing my characters down to the details but can answer anything with confidence and canonicity if asked specifically, so I'll always give faster more concise lore if asked questions. No matter how long I work on a list, it would never have every detail of their life because I physically can't think that far in advance and honestly I can't even remember my own life without being asked specifics. If I was instructed to tell you everything I know about any character no matter how often I think of them, like Cho, AP Fakey, or any of my campaign characters. I genuinely couldn't tell you anything other than major events and personality. But, if I was asked something specific (IE: "how does your Fakey's anatomy work" or "what's your headcanon for everyone's favorite movie genre") I could make a genuine yapping post that wouldn't need to be written by AI. Making lists would restrain my creativity when it comes to art, because if all their history is already known, I'd have no motivation to draw it.

TLDR: I'm good at improv, bad at memory

Asking specific questions will get you an answer

Found a weird worm and it bit me now I think I'm having hallucinations and paralysis I can't look away help

(Zoomie is owned by @retr0scum)

The most relatable Tuesday

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Dumb April Fools' thought I had on Tuesday

CHO IS SO COOL!

But can you beat me in a pencil fight?

As someone that portrays themselves as a swordfighter they'd inevitably get cocky and stop paying attention

Stab them all you like but the only thing you'll hurt is their ego ᵃⁿᵈ ᵗʰᵉᶦʳ ᶠˡᵉˢʰ

Meet Cho, the world 1 boss for PT:AP Barista by day, Warrior ᶜᵒˢᵖˡᵃʸᵉʳ by night

Please feel free to send asks about them or to say something to them ⁽ᶜᵃᵘˢᵉ ᴵ ᵈᵒⁿ'ᵗ ᵗʰᶦⁿᵏ ᵃⁿʸᵒⁿᵉ ʷᵃⁿᵗˢ ᵃ ⁵ ᵖᵃʳᵃᵍʳᵃᵖʰ ˡᵒʳᵉ ᵈᵘᵐᵖ ʳⁿ⁾

Arthritis Riddled Tuesday

Late ass St Patricks art that looks dumb because I was distracted with like 80 different things

Pov: You have food

Tuesday's a great day to hire a new bouncer

It's go time babyyyy!

My eyes burn this Tuesday ⁽ᵖˡᵘˢ ᵃ ⁿᵉᵒⁿ ᵛᵉʳˢᶦᵒⁿ⁾↓

Snail lore :)

Tuesday Spaghetti Western