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ANTON IS HERE BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
MY BODY IS SO READY!!!
#redacted asmr#redacted audio#redactedverse#redacted anton#redacted shitpost#i love so much i need to wright for him more
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Most accurate description of these two I’ve seen today
darlin has a resting bitch face and sam has a resting sad face
#redacted audio#redacted sam#redacted darlin#redacted asmr#redactedverse#sam collins#redacted sam collins#redacted headcanons
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INCORRECT(respectfully)
Fooliverse Sam is just Sam and darlin swapping personalities
I had a thought :(
What if fool!sam is abusive and manipulated darlin out of a healthty relationship :((((
Hes the fooliverse yandere
Not all things are happy in the fooliverse
(Ngl fool!sam would probably be dead cus hes old but stfu)
#redactedverse#redacted asmr#redacted audio#redacted headcanons#redacted darlin#redacted sam#redacted fooliverse#sam collins
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GOOD!
LET THAT BITCH BE ANGRY
I HOPE HES THROWING A TANTRUM IN THAT FUCKING CELL >:)
Oh my fuck
Quinn is going to be livid 
#redacted audio#redacted sam#redacted darlin’#redacted quinn#redacted asmr#redactedverse#redacted darlin#sam collins#redacted sam collins#redacted headcanons
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Sam leaving the Clan:
He has a meeting with William and Alexis as Vincent, Lovely, Darlin’, and the Progeny hang by the door. Sam tells the older two Solaire’s that he’s leaving the clan to join the Shaw Pack.
Alexis protests, saying how the Clan gave him everything, that he couldn’t leave them like this.
Sam looks at her deadpan and tells her how he never wanted that, that with the pack he actually feels love and connection, and he will be happier there.
Alexis, despite her handicap from William, tries in vein to Invoke Sam, only for Darlin’ to shift and pounce on Alexis, teeth bared and ready to attack.
The two of them are separated Alexis screams that she wanted Sam, how he should be with her, not some mutt.
Sam, Darlin’, and the kids leave as Alexis throws a tantrum
#redacted asmr#redacted solaire clan#redactedverse#redacted sam#redacted darlin'#fuck you alexis!#redacted audio#redacted darlin#sam collins#redacted sam collins
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Random things the redacted characters have done but it’s my headcanons 
Damien trying(and failing) to very discreetly smooth a wrinkle out of his binder 
Freelancer walking into the living room early in the morning to see Gavin and Caelum very intently watching Bluey 
 Asher walking up to Sam and asking him if this skirt makes his butt look big (it does/pos) and Sam not knowing how to respond 
Huxley bumping into a chair and saying sorry….to the chair (i’ve done it too)
Little Milo re-creating all of Danny Zuko’s parts in Greece 
Hush experiencing a sour patch kid for the first time 
Huxley and Damien eating their favorite cereals while watching the sunrise (Huxley fruity/cocoa pebbles, Damien honeycomb/honey bunches of oats)
Gavin failing to pronounce “brussels sprout”
David asking Angel/Asher to administer his testosterone shot (alpha scared of needles)
Sam secretly loving ice coffee 
Lasko knowing how to play the harmonica 
Huxley volunteering at an animal shelter 
Darlin listening to Hozier while they’re at work 
Porter eating whatever food treasure makes him  with no hesitation down to the last crumb 
(@froggytimemachineinternet thank you for that one my dear🫶)
Sam practicing his freelancer magic on little things to build up endurance 
Angel building an exact model of their house in Minecraft (as well as milo’s and Sam’s)
Anton getting a LabelMaker exclusively to name his plants 
Huxley accidentally growing string of pearls while focusing on doing his hair 
Milo carrying a baseball bat under the bed 
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I will be making more 
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Yes!! Thank you!!
Sam Headcanon🩸♥︎
I headcanon Sam as having the physical appearance of a man who should be a werewolf.
very rugged, hairy, very dark and strong features but which just stand out even more against his pale skin, and the whole country, southern aesthetic just adds to it.
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Lmao darlin is gonna be so lost bro
All while Vincent is gearing up to tease the shit out of Sam for it in typical annoying brother fashion
sam bonus audio spoilers
the next time vincent, lovely, sam n darlin meet up, it's gonna be so awkward bc vince and lovely can now sense sam's mark on darlin 😭😭 idk maybe they'd actually just be understanding. like vincent would just give a nod of approval to sam and lovely would wink at darlin. ofc darlin would be clueless to begin with.
#redacted audio#redacted asmr#redactedverse#redacted sam#redacted darlin#redacted lovely#redacted vincent#sam collins#redacted sam collins#redacted headcanons
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I feel like darlin isn’t the type to explicitly say “you guys should hate this one bitch” to the pack usually. Like they never tell them to dislike someone but whenever they do say “hey this person is cunt, avoid them” the rest of the pack know it’s some real shit
Do you think Sam has told the rest of the pack about his um…….past with A!exis?
Or do you think Darlin took care of that problem for him? 
Darlin: I can’t say too much out of respect for Sam’s privacy, but  all you need to know is Alexis solaire is a Cunt and we don’t like her 
David: you know what I’m gonna trust your word 
Asher: yeah, seems legit 
Milo: I can go with that 
#redacted audio#redacted asmr#redactedverse#redacted sam collins#redacted darlin’#redacted sam#redacted shaw pack#redacted alexis#redacted solaire clan#redacted darlin
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"role reversal" things i think would be really cool (between listeners and speaker characters)
note: some storyline spoilers, but no recent spoilers.
freelancer having been the one in the 7/11 when them and gavin met.
pizza place worker honey who's constantly done with their job and yet doesn't do anything to change jobs.
anton being an earth elemental whilst my love is a technician. his partner's love for plants is stemmed more from his power than their own.
geordi being the one to be a little more flirty with cutie, whilst they're the more chaotically thought type. also, them hearing his unfiltered intial thoughts and getting delightfully shy/flustered about them.
socially horrific creature-like human! hush x surprisingly humanlike but out-of-this-world being! doc
bestie, who isn't too into blake after him leaving them, knowing he's going to die soon, whilst blake, who's been pining after them for ages and left for a while, notices them trying to be a little closer to him.
sam being a reckless type x darlin, knowing healing magic, ending up along with him in his ventures and healing the two of them (whilst sam somehow still ends up being the nagging sort).
vega taking on the "warden" role, even if he's still decently morally falted with warden, who's been wrongfully detained.
stealth! milo who somehow didn't notice someone getting into his apartment vs werewolf! sweetheart who just wants some answers
#redacted audio#redacted asmr#redactedverse#redacted freelancer#redacted gavin#redacted asmr sweetheart#redacted verse
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I’m going feral
Going back to my roots
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I feel like if you called Sam whipped, he would admit that he is, and then stare at you crazy for trying to use that as an insult towards him.
"Yeah, I'm deeply in love with my mate, what about it?"
I'm going to eat him, I swear
#like he'll deadass look at you like this '🤨'#and im very much here for it#he has no shame#redacted asmr#redacted audio#redactedverse#redacted sam#redacted darlin#redacted tank#sam collins
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I believe in beautiful darlin supremacy!!!!
Darlin is literally so hot and everyone knows it but them😔
They go “I’m so ugly :(“ and the people around them will whip their head around to look at them in bewilderment b/c darlin is literally the most majestic looking person they’ve ever met
Darlin Headcanon
Besides gender, Darlin is one of those mesmerizing beauties that are even intimidating, and Porter reaction was proof of this, men like him are handsome and they know they are so when they see someone that they actually think is hot beside them it's pretty notorious.
Quinn are the type of people that can convince a really beautiful person that they aren't.
And more of Sam's praises are about how beautiful he thinks Darlin is.
There's a widely spread headcanon that many pack members had a crush on darlin when younger, and that angel think that darlin is hot.
Darlin is etereal beauty personified.
#redacted asmr#redacted audio#redactedverse#redacted shitpost#redacted sam#redacted darlin#redacted headcanons#sam collins#redacted david#redacted angel
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old friends die hard pt. 1
A/N: heeey so ive been working on this for awhile and am so glad the first part is done.
summary: The first but last thing Porter had expected to see when entering his human’s apartment was the living room to be void of all light save for the glow of his treasures laptop screen. this series will follow treasure and darlin as they cope with Quinn's aftermath and the department's mistakes.
Tw//: talk of missing memories and nighmares (kinda), porter is so soft for them its not even funny, this is also in the not so distant future where porter and treasure is an establish relationship, cussing, treasure yells like once
codes: (T/N) = treasure's name and (D/N) = darlin's name
The first but last thing Porter had expected to see when entering his human’s apartment was the living room to be void of all light save for the glow of his treasures laptop screen. Open and set in their lap as they sat on the couch, a weighted blanket resting on their shoulders as the skrunkly little cat they found on the street a month ago slept behind them on the back of the couch. a forgotten bowl of what he can assume is some form of soup sitting on the coffee table along with a half empty mug of tea in front of them.
Glancing at his watch as he walked closer to the couch, it read 3:30 AM. his gaze lifts back up to get a better look at treasure's face. Their usual dark circles under their eyes somehow had gotten darker since the last time he had seen them. Their eyebrows were scrunched up in a mix of frustration and concentration, lips pressed into a deep frown.
“Treasure, when's the last time you've actually gone to sleep and had a proper meal?” Porter asked, having a feeling that the answer wasn’t going to be anything he liked.
“I don’t need to sleep right now.” they frustratedly almost angrily mumbled out.
“(T/N) im being serious…” Porter came closer, leaning over the couch and careful no to disturb the sleeping feline. He noticed that There were several pictures strewn across the couch and coffee table, some were in frames and some weren’t.
The picture propped up against treasure’s computer was of a tiny 10 year old treasure, In the front yard of what could be assumed to be their childhood home. They were lying on top and wrestling with another kid, pulling a smile onto the kids cheeks as they tried to push (T/N) off of them, clearly enjoying themselves. Porter immediately recognized that kid as (D/N) or Tank, Sam's mate and the wolf from the Shaw pack.
Porter picked up the picture to get a closer look “did you know them, treasure?”
“I DON’T KNOW!” treasured screamed out and through their hands up in exasperation before dropping them to bury their face in them, digging their palms into their sockets. They were both silent for a minute before (T/N) finally spoke up in a quiet and defeated tone.
“.... I'm sorry i yelled at you, it's just- I've been so stressed and so confused lately. It's been driving me nuts!” their hand moved to hold the side of their hand while the other stayed to rub the exhaustion out of their eyes.
“What's going on my love?” Porter's voice dropped to a low concern as he rubbed his treasures shoulders trying to sooth them as best as he could.
“Sigh, recently I've started to have these…. I don’t know how to describe it but every time i close my eyes I see them” treasure waving their hand in the vague direction of the childhood photo.
“But there's always something wrong with them, with their voice, with their face.” “Their face is always blurred out and their voice is always distorted.” “It feels more like someone tried editing them and everything related to them out of my head more than me just forgetting them or not knowing them.”
“How long has this been happening?” Now the porter was really concerned, It sounded like a memory wipe done by the department was wearing off. He’s heard of it before, it was a rare phenomenon that happened to the unempowered that were wiped but re-exposed to the empowered. It didn't happen often but when it didn’t it never ended well for the unempowered in this situation, in the three recorded cases the department has published it always ended in insanity and a trip to and a permanent stay to grippy sock land or the psych ward for those who are boring out there.
“Ever since I met you”
“What was that?”
Treasure threw their head back in exasperation “ever since i met you.” they said a little louder, they didn’t want Porter to think that he was at fault for their dilemma. It wasn’t, it never was, it's just that ever since they've known him their memory started acting up. It's like he jumped started buried memories to start resurfacing.
“But if it's been happening for that long then why is it now becoming a problem?” Porter on the other hand was more concerned about the fact this has been happening for a better part of a year now and (T/N) hasn’t said anything about up until now.
“ because only recently have the faces started to clear up, only recently have I've been able to make out any sort of facial features! And when I was able to see a face it sparked even more memory and caused me to rip apart my closet to find these pictures to make sure I wasn't going crazy.” “I can recognize the faces as someone i knew, someone i cared about but their voice and more importantly their name i can't get down, so I've been trying to find a solution but i keep running into dead ends.” (T/N) gestures to the laptop for Porter to take a look and well.. It was nothing but some Pseudoscience bullshit about crystals and shit that would most definitely wouldn’t help.
“Okay, your-” porter stops speaking for a second to shut the laptop before continuing “-going to get up and go shower while I am going to clean up and make you something proper to eat.”
“But-”
“No buts, go.” This was not something porter was going to debate with the human at all.
So with the end of that ‘argument’ (T/N) got up, stretched(much like a cat, porter would like to add) and padded off to their apartment's shower, their fluffy companion following soon after.
As soon as his treasure was out of ear shot, porter pulled out his phone to call the only person he knew who could possibly help.
#redacted sam#sam collins#redacted sam collins#redacted headcanons#redacted david#redacted asher#redacted angel#redacted tank#redacted honey#redacted guy
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Sam / Darlin Headcanons
[In no particular order]
✩ Sam has stretch marks on his hips and across his back from growing so fast after leaving Mont Blanc
✩ Darlin has a high pain tolerance so they literally don’t realize when they’re seriously injured sometimes
✩ Sam has a lot of faded scars on his hands
✩ Sam is the oldest brother, Darlin is a middle child - they both had to leave their younger siblings behind and still feel bad about it
✩ The younger pack members think Sam is the absolute coolest even though they don’t get to see him very often
✩ Sam still has David’s name saved as Mr. Shaw in his phone
✩ Since Sam convinced Darlin to start eating actual food they are BUILT - their muscles aren’t super lean and defined anymore, but they’re noticeably stronger
✩ Occasionally when they’re stressed Darlin will shift and lay directly on top of Sam like a wolf-shaped weighted blanket
✩ Sam hates the question “are you a tea or coffee person?” because people rarely accept his answer of “both”
✩ Darlin was very uneasy about any kind of physical touch after Quinn, especially skin-to-skin, so they almost exclusively wore clothes that covered their entire body for about a year - they feel safe enough to wear tank tops and shorts now
✩ Darlin likes holding both sides of Sam’s face when they kiss
✩ Sam pretends to be more oblivious to modern media than he really is
✩ Before turning, Sam needed glasses - for a while afterwards he would still wear them out of habit
✩When shifted, Darlin is one of the biggest wolves in the pack
✩ When he was younger, Sam used to fight in shady arenas for some quick cash
✩ Darlin knows how to play bass
✩ Sam shaved his head after leaving Mont Blanc and after turning as his way of “starting his new life” - he keeps it fairly long now but makes an effort to keep it trimmed and maintained
✩ Darlin has convinced Sam to paint his nails with them at least once
✩ Sam looks like his dad but he has his mom’s eyes and her smile
✩ Sam dances like a tipsy suburban dad at a backyard barbecue
✩ Darlin has a habit of glaring like they’re about to murder the next person who enters their line of sight when they’re actually just thinking about what they want for dinner
✩ Sam was raised on a ranch so he knows how to ride horses, herd cattle, etc.
#i love him <3#i have so many angsty thoughts about them#but i tried keeping it mostly balanced#because my beloved cowboy deserves the best#redacted asmr#redacted audio#redacted sam#redacted audio sam#redacted asmr sam#redacted darlin
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You think when Sam and Darlin’ were first dating, Sam would practically check Darlin’ for cuts or bruises every time he saw them? Cause I think about that a lot.
Just imagine Sam pulling Darlin’ aside to quickly check on them because he saw a bruise peeking out from under their shirt, which ends up in Sam healing them.
Imagine how the pack gossips about the two of them, always disappearing together, which usually ends up in Sam being tired afterwards.
Imagine how awkward David felt having to schedule a meeting with Darlin’, just to tell them they need to stop sneaking around with Sam during pack parties.
Imagine Darlin’ struggling to convince David that they aren’t fooling around, it’s just Darin’ getting into fights again, and Sam healing them.
Imagine Sam’s face as Darlin’ tells him, the two of them completely dumbfounded how the whole pack thought they were sneaking off to have sex.
Imagine the next time they have a pack party, Sam pulling Darlin’ into the middle of the room and loudly scolding them for the small scrape they had on their arm, and how he can’t always heal them.
Imagine the pieces slowly falling into place for the pack. It would be odd for only Sam to be tired after, and now that they think about it, Darlin’ stopped limping or rubbing sore spots after Sam pulled them aside, and they really weren’t gone for that long…
Anyways that’s my thoughts for today 🫡
#redacted asmr#redacted audio#redactedverse#redacted sam#redacted darlin#redacted shaw pack#sam collins#redacted sam collins#redacted headcanons#redacted david
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