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I just came to a realization that fucked me up pretty bad
I've known my crush and best friend are dating for a while. I've liked him for a year, they've been dating for about three months. And now after crying my eyes out a bit I realized I'm in love with him.
So, in conclusion - fuck fuck fuck shit shit shit.
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Character Quirks, I Guess
obsessed with the number 47. why? NO ONE KNOWS THEY JUST LOVE IT
weirdly obsessed with avocados because of one stupid avocado stuffed animal their friend never should have gotten them for Christmas and now it's April and wHY DO THEY LOVE AVOCADOS SO MUCH AND WHY DO THEY CALL IT AvOcWaDo NOW WHY
hates guacamole (how do you spell that) because it's mashed up avocado guts
okay time for me to stop describing my best friend
real character quirks now
always wears mismatched socks
prefers to skip rather than walk
rubs the back of their head where their crush accidentally hit them in the back of the head with a basketball when they get nervous or stressed
okay the previous one was me
sArCaSm
calls muffins "healthy cupcakes"
will randomly just start singing the song in their head with no warning whatsoever
thinks of letters/numbers as shades of colors like 2 is a light purple and j is a dark blue or dark red
talks with their hands more than their mouths
the best faces
can't whistle so they just blow air loudly
absentmindedly draws on anything they can find: skin, paper, desk, anything
fiddles with fingers/a piece of jewelry
not a dog or cat person, but a fish person
physically can't sit still
Alright that's it feel free to use any.
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Character Quirks, I Guess
obsessed with the number 47. why? NO ONE KNOWS THEY JUST LOVE IT
weirdly obsessed with avocados because of one stupid avocado stuffed animal their friend never should have gotten them for Christmas and now it's April and wHY DO THEY LOVE AVOCADOS SO MUCH AND WHY DO THEY CALL IT AvOcWaDo NOW WHY
hates guacamole (how do you spell that) because it's mashed up avocado guts
okay time for me to stop describing my best friend
real character quirks now
always wears mismatched socks
prefers to skip rather than walk
rubs the back of their head where their crush accidentally hit them in the back of the head with a basketball when they get nervous or stressed
okay the previous one was me
sArCaSm
calls muffins "healthy cupcakes"
will randomly just start singing the song in their head with no warning whatsoever
thinks of letters/numbers as shades of colors like 2 is a light purple and j is a dark blue or dark red
talks with their hands more than their mouths
the best faces
can't whistle so they just blow air loudly
absentmindedly draws on anything they can find: skin, paper, desk, anything
fiddles with fingers/a piece of jewelry
not a dog or cat person, but a fish person
physically can't sit still
Alright that's it feel free to use any.
#writing#character making#OC#planning#why cant i come up with anything that isnt in my real life#this is me#fuc it
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"What...is this?"
The alien chief looks down at the fearful cadette.
"We thought if we left the humans here, with no resources, they'd just fade out, sir. We had no idea they'd make a whole city!" the cadette says.
"Hello, aliens!" Sally the human shouts. "Look what we found - a Dorito!"
"They found the Dorito?"
"They found the Dorito."
The aliens exchange knowing looks and, as one, kneel down and chant: "All Hail Sally, The Holy Dorito Finder!"
Well this got away from me.
Take a group of aliens from any Alliance, drop them in a forest on Earth, and they will be dead in a week. Take a group of humans and put them on any Deathworld and in one week there will be a functioning tribal society.
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thats my friend's birthday lol
The last day of 2023 will be 123123
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Alright so I'm gonna take a shot at this. It'll probably suck but I can try, right?
The theory, however, is for another day. What is important right now is how I died there. It was a typical Tuesday afternoon - nothing out of the ordinary. I mean, unless you consider a serial killer with a knife decorated with Lucky Charms stickers "out of the ordinary." He even seemed to know who I was. He called me [y/n], after all. The question was why he wanted to kill me. Instead of stabbing me, he just said, "Follow me. We don't have much time. They'll be here any second." "Who?" "Trust me...you don't want to know." Now, this is where the theory comes in.
STORY STARTER #2
I’ve started a story, now it’s up to you to continue it! Below I’ve written a short paragraph. Reblog this post and add the next paragraph yourself and let the chain continue until the story gets completed. You don’t have to put too much thought into it, this is just a writing exercise! Just have fun!
Tucked away behind acres of dense forest and a thicket of brush sits an old log cabin. Only those who have dared to venture far enough from the beaten path have witnessed its existence first-hand. Others have heard plenty about it via the many stories, fables, and tales that have circulated this small town for generations. The rumors range from the cabin being the haunted meeting place for ghosts, demons, and even aliens, to it simply just being the home of a sweet, lonely old man. I, however, have my own theory about the cabin.
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this is so freaking true
stubborn - stubborn (idk its good and bad)
Im honestly surprised stubborn wasn't in there
But this list is amazing
Which is why I'm reblogging it
I love this
traits turned sour
honest - insensitive
persuasive - manipulative
caring - overprotective
confidence - arrogance
fearless - cocky
loyalty - an excuse
devotion - obsession
agreeable - lazy
perfectionism - insatisfaction
reserved - aloof
cautious - skeptical
self loved - selfish
available - distractible
emotional - dramatic
humble - attention-seeking
diligent - imposing
dutiful - submissive
assertive - bossy
strategic - calculated
truthful - cruel
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me, incorrect: everyone is probably sick of me drawing this character by now...
my inner voice, wise: ah, but this cannot be... because I am part of "everyone"... and until I am sick of drawing them... it will not be everyone
me, opening a new blank canvas: ur so right
#i do the same thing with writing#hp fics all the way baby#cant forget pjo#fuck you fuck me fuck everyone
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Soulmate AU:
You can feel your soulmate's emotions. For instance, if your soulmate's family member just died, you might feel depressed all of the sudden. They, in turn, feel your emotions.
THE POSSIBILITIES THO
Person A has been feeling upset and tired a lot. They feel drained, depressed, and keep having thoughts like what's the point and why can't I just end it already, so they try to do fun things that make them feel happy to cheer up their soulmate.
Person B feels multiple emotions at once, contradictory ones, and starts to wonder if they're broken, until their friend tells them This happened to my aunt, you just have more than one soulmate. You have poly soulmates.
Person C has never felt any emotion that isn't theirs. Being optimistic, they assume their soulmate is just a grump, but start to wonder if they even have a soulmate, until they feel it - fear. So much fear. And then they feel pain, and finally, nothing. They realize with sickening dread their soulmate just died.
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I get really annoyed when people don't believe my allergies. They say "you can't be allergic to that" or "that's impossible." Just because they're right doesn't mean anything.
I'm allergic to hugs.
#too many people#oh look a corner#hello new corner friend#ur stuck with me buddy#i apologize in advance
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