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recycled-tweets 3 months
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if u follow me.. welcome to the cult 馃馃徎 we鈥檙e all horny and dead inside here
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recycled-tweets 9 months
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america so weirdddd what u mean u live in Massivehugetits
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recycled-tweets 9 months
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"Evan" is the ideal gender neutral name.
Because it could be short for "Evangelion" (boy name), or it could be short for "Evanescence" (girl name)
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recycled-tweets 9 months
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"Evan" is the ideal gender neutral name.
Because it could be short for "Evangelion" (boy name), or it could be short for "Evanescence" (girl name)
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recycled-tweets 10 months
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you have more in common with an orca than with a billionaire
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recycled-tweets 10 months
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how am i supposed to believe humans are the dominant species when a spider is over here building a house with their butthole
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recycled-tweets 10 months
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Imagine if we didn't have cats and you could only see them in zoos. We'd go and be like "OMG there were these micropanthers in all different colors and they're beautiful and why can't I have one馃槶" But we DO get to have them and it's amazing! That's what I'm thankful for today.
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recycled-tweets 10 months
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what's the opposite of a stork you say?
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we love abortion crow
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recycled-tweets 10 months
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we all got a little Barbie in us (the microplastics)
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