Bucky "I'll explain how I hypothetically engineered a mass murderers prison escape" Barnes and Sam "I didn't put my phone on vibrate during an undercover mission" Wilson have zero braincells together and I'm here for it
Geralt of Rivia is the funniest character on the entire continent. He crashes a wedding he wasn't invited to to tell a queen that supernatural retribution doesn't exist in a world where magic is a REAL and known to require balance, gets immediately proven wrong in a way that cannot be chocked up to coincidence, then IMMEDIATELY does something that could only do what he wanted it to if fate didn't exist. And in exchange fate is like "ok fuck you" and gives him a gift certificate child. The Universe decided he was being enough of a bastard it was going to witch-takes-your-firstborn-trope him into a found family.
In conclusion, Geralt of Rivia is the epitome of the "that sign can't stop me because I can't read!" meme
Bear Grills is coming back to National Geographic with a show about taking clueless celebrities into the wilderness. Guess who's going to be on there????
Brie fuckin' Larson. I love her but she has only one braincell and it's obsessed with unicorns.