the shit inside a lava lamp is lava juice
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Disenchanted- My Chemical Romance
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anyone available to go scream in the woods with me? it’s fun, free, and the trees like to gossip about us afterwards
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Everyone talking about how difficult social distancing and isolation is and cheering each other on "through this difficult time" and im over here like...this is my everyday experience...
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i made him a little scarf omg
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Objects found lying around my house
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i lov u mango
mango, 10 months
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the only difference between me and a medieval peasant is that I can make a Spotify playlist to express my feelings
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went on a date :) he got drunk and told me he loves me, this should end well :)
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i have three followers and they all matter a lot to me i love yall
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me, last christmas-( ・_・)-♡
you, the very next day-(┛◉_◉)┛彡♡
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if i had a p*nis i would put googly eyes on it and pretend it was a worm attached to my body
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