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ratlordsarah · 20 hours

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GUYS, I FOUND OUT WHAT HAPPENED TO WILL IN DR SUNSHINE IS DEAD OMG

so first, he is seen digging, and my theory is his own grave

Then, it is shown that in spongebob, we see a will wood in the sponge bob world being dug up in the same place

This leads to two things:

OUR WORLD WILL BE BIKINI BOTTOM

WILL WOOD IS TRAPPED IN THE SPONGEBOB WORLD, WE NEED TO FREE HIM

gosh, I love making 💩 posts 💀

Obviously this is not what happens, but it’s funny they still have the same vibe

#will wood #ww&ttw #wwatt #wwattw #will wood and the tapeworms #i love will wood so much #william woodiam #dr sunshine is dead #sungerbob #Sbongepop #SpongeBob #Dr SpongeBob is dead #I’m-a not the sun-a-shine #I’m-a not the moon at night

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ratlordsarah · 23 hours

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@xhara-346

Mann Milk

Vitamin-C Non-Milk Substance.

Type: Cosmetic/Misc

Class: Scout

Paintable: Yes

Accepted in game: No

This cosmetic was made by Steam users FortniteFred, Vvvvvvvv and Gaston Fazito. Posted on October 4th 2018, you can vote for this here!

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ratlordsarah · 1 day

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bruh, it's 1:30 am rn and I just got off a call with my friend and I am hungry, but I feel like I woke up my parents and they are waiting on me to go to the kitchen to get some boiled peanuts or something and i turn around with them right behind me asking me what I am doing up this late, so I gotta wait 😭

Its funny bc this has happened a lot in the past, too.

#it’s 1am #I wish I had an apple pie with some whipped cream on it rn 😭

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ratlordsarah · 2 days

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can I give you imagery of my children

JIMMY AND JOHNY ARE TWINS BTW AND I can tell you how to see the difference between the two one of them is taller. One of them is shorter and one has more hair on their head and the other one is more bald. Jimmy is more bald than Johnny Johnny has more hair on his head. By the way then Jamie is their short sister

gorgeous aah 😭

bruh, I looked at this at school, with crappy internet on my phone when it was asked, n I forgor all about it cuz I was gonna answer later at home 💀

#Love them

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ratlordsarah · 3 days

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dream I had starring will wood 🙏

the dream was pretty short, but here we go:

Will wood had male pattern baldness in my dream. He also had an Italian accent, and was dressed like he was getting ready to go golfing (he had a golf club strapped on his back as of it were a samurai soward or something 💀)

Anyways, he walked up to me, and he said this in his Italian accent:

"Oml-a Sarah, you-a are-a inasane-a, I am-uh starting-a you have a problem-a"

And then, in a very sharp, French accent, he said

"YOU NEED TO STOP, AND WAKE UP", in the most lowercase shouting I ever heard

And then I woke up in a cold sweat 😭

#will wood #will wood and the tapeworms #william woodiam #wwatt #strange dreams #fever dream #weird dreams #dreams #dream #Goofy aah dream

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ratlordsarah · 4 days

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another dream I had with dr two brains 💀

this actually happened a few nights ago, but I forogr about it lol

I am also gonna put an undercut on it, bc this one is pretty long 😭

But first, context: in this dream, I was roommates with my friend (Hii cas 🤫🧏) , and we each had 100 rats as pets (my friend also had 50 pet mice), and in the basement, we had Martin Luther king, Harriet Tubman, and Steve Urkel as roommates who also lived in our attic 💀

anyways, there were cats that were always climbing through the air ducts, and out the vents in the house, which was a problem considering our rats. Btw, I mean all sorts of cats, big, small, fluffy, hairless, you name it 😭

but as it turns out, the reason why cats were there was bc dr phil was in the ventilation system and put a cat spawner from Minecraft in there and he was doing it because he was convinced that the house was possessed by a “demon” in which the “demon” was none other than Chris kratt from wild kratts. later on, dr two brains randomly ascends from the sky and phases through the roof of our house as if he were in Minecraft creator mode, and starts speaking mouse to the mice, and rat to the rats 💀

as it turns out, he ended up manipulating the rats& mice to come over to his lair and we could only get our rats and mice back if we went to his wear house, and gave him all of the shredded cheese we had in the fridge (in the dream, we had a specific fridge dedicated to shredded cheese)

We gave him the cheese and got our rats and mice back, but he felt bad for taking the rats in the first place, so he ended up giving us each a golden statue of biggie cheese and Spamton from Deltarune fist fighting an ant

I don’t really remember what happens next, but I missed some important key details, because I am now Whitney Houston and we are all running from the house because Chris kratt was trying to murder us (dr Phil was right) and everyone died by jumping out of a high window, accept for me.

but I was so distracted by a flower trying to sell me crack that I woke up.

(The dream has ended at this point, but I tend to hallucinate when I wake up for 5-50 seconds sometimes. This also happens when I fall asleep sometimes too.)

but now, as I have awoken my my slumber, I see a floating dr two brains saying “you didn’t bring me enough shredded cheese, to the incinerator you shall be next” in a mix of a British accent and a southern accent, which naturally made me jolt out of bed

needless to say, fun way to start my morning 💀

should I be on meds???😭

#dr two brains #word girl #rats #steven boxleitner #dr. two brains #dream #fancy rats #strange dreams #fever dream #weird dreams #dreams #dr phil #whitney houston #martin luther king jr #harriet tubman #steve urkel #chris kratt #why was the flower a drug dealer 😭🙏

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ratlordsarah · 6 days

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Look at these girlies

So basically, imma say this upfront :

When you see them in a tank, that is for their isolation period, and not their actual cage. Secondly, there is a bit of porphyrin on sticky's nose (the blonde one) because she had a cold, but she is better now :D

Anyways, their names are -

Brown rat: skampy

Blonde rat: sticky

Albino w/thinner hair: pinkie

Albino w/ thicker hair: squeaky

I ❤️ my chaos potatoes

#rats #fancy rats #ratposting #silly rat #pet rats #pet rat #ratblr

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ratlordsarah · 7 days

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pov: you are wordgirl

#art #dr two brains #word girl #rats #steven boxleitner #artwork #mice

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ratlordsarah · 8 days

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skampy is so eepy rn 😭

Sorry for the bad quality 💀

#rats #pet rat #ratposting #ratblr #rodent #pet rats #fancy rats #silly rat #so eepy #eepy rat #eepy sleepy

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ratlordsarah · 8 days

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me at two am listening to will wood:

#william woodiam #will wood and the tapeworms #will wood #wwattw

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ratlordsarah · 8 days

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I GOT MORE RATS HHGHFHDHS

the left one is named pinkey and the right one is named squeaky, guess from where I got her name 😏🌟🧠(word girl reference)

they both albinos n I named pinkey pinkey bc she has thinner fur n is going bald (I always wanted an albino hairless rat named pinkey)

I’ve only had them for a few hours but they are already starting to let me pet them a little bit (not for long tho) but pinkey did actually close her eyes while I brushed her fur

anyways, the glass cage is currently just for the isolation period to make sure the two of them aren’t sick, and then they will be introduced in a bigger cage to my other two babies, and then to the big girl cage with all my girlies

these two I got at pet co instead of getting feeder rats, because the condition that the rats were in seemed miserable n I wanted a better place for them (otherwise, I would of gotten rats from an ethical rat breeder)

but yeah, pet co needs better conditions for their animals like… omg

#rats #dr two brains #word girl #steven boxleitner #rat photos #ratposting #ratblr #rodent #pet rat #pet rats #silly rat #fancy rats

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ratlordsarah · 8 days

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