randomwatermelon
★ 𝐖𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐦𝐞𝐥𝐨𝐧 ★
✩ ᴀᴀᴀ ʙᴀᴛᴛᴇʀʏ ✮(ᴀʀᴏᴍᴀᴛɪᴄ, ᴀꜱᴇxᴜᴀʟ, ᴀɢᴇɴᴅᴇʀ)(ᴛʜᴇʏ/ᴛʜᴇᴍ)ɴᴇᴜʀᴏᴅɪᴠᴇʀɢᴇɴᴛ ✮ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ᴀ ꜱɪʟʟʏ ɢᴏᴏꜰʏ ɢᴜʏ ✩𝐑𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐦 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐩𝐭𝐬 𝐈 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐮𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐲 𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐨𝐲:✩ 𝙲𝚛𝚞𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚌𝚎𝚊𝚗𝚜 🦞🦀🦐 ✮ ✮ 𝚁𝚘𝚘𝚝 𝚟𝚎𝚐𝚎𝚝𝚊𝚋𝚕𝚎𝚜 🥕🧄🥔 ✩✩ 𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚍𝚎𝚠 𝚟𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚢 🐓🌽🍏 ✮ ✮ 𝚆𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚖𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚗 𝚌𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚢 🍉🍬🍉 ✩
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You ever take a nap that makes reality feel warped and nonsensical?
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“To do list:
Watch cartoons
Learn to summarize
Necromancy”
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“Ferrets are just battle weasels”
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“Upsetty spaghetti? Nah I’m calm-y tortalini”
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"normally i’d say eat the rich but this guy does NOT look appetizing"
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🪿🪿🪿
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“Naps don’t help when your soul is tired”
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“I’d be so sad if I where alone and don’t know what grapes are”
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New goal: try to get myself to like pickled things cause pickling is a cool concept and I want to like it, will update if successful(not pickled cucumbers tho cause I hate the texture)
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“Eepy means oh i’m gonna take a quick nap, uwu, cat face”
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“Saying they half-assed it is generous, it wasn’t even 0.00001% of an ass”
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“Someone make communism sexy please”
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Yes lol
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“They have the physique of a stack of sugar cubes”
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Choose wisely
#watermelon#I am the personification of watermelon itself#watermelon is me#I am watermelon#choose wisely#🍉🦐🍉
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“Everyone knows all British people are cucumbers… and green.”
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You know the phrase “I’m so hungry I could eat a horse”? I’m like that for sleep right now
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