pros and cons
summary: the good, the bad, the ugly, perfectly curated into a pros and cons list
âĄ: a reupload of an old post but i included all the characters i write for, some nsfw content is listed; MDNI, includes all characters with indications of a female reader!
black leg sanji
pros:
constantly wants to color coordinate your outfits together
letâs you pick meals at minimum once a week
very good kisser (he practiced with his pillow a lot before your first date)
he wants you to walk him like a dog
sanji never lets you forget how much you mean to him
always remembers important dates, birthdays, anniversaries, etc.Â
remembers the little things and notices your absence (will often go to try and find you)
adapts to whatever love language you respond toÂ
cons:
the nicotine smell embeds into your sheets and clothes and is a pain in the ass to get out
yells for any minor inconvenience
occasionally too handsy
always finishes before you
major jealousy issues
is constantly horny
says heâs fine but heâs dying inside
doesnât understand the concept of alone time and takes it personally if you ask to be by yourself
roronoa zoro
pros:Â
the best napping partner
protective
is a softie but only with you
very emotionally intelligentÂ
gym trainer boyfriend
letâs you take the relationship at your own pace because he canât be botheredÂ
loves to mark you and give you hickies
always makes sure you finish firstÂ
cons:Â
stinky (bro smells like sweat and steel)
does not have a single romantic bone in his body; youâll literally have to teach him how to be a boyfriend
is extremely bluntÂ
snores super loudÂ
might fall asleep while youâre talking
you can no longer be friends with sanjiÂ
doesnât ask you to date him, just assumes you are together
gets upset when you canât keep up with his drinking
monkey d luffy
pros:Â
the best huggerÂ
extremely loyal to you
hides midnight snacks for both of you
lets you sit on the shipâs figurehead with him
king of silly sentimental gifts (hand-picked flower, cool rock, pretty seashell, that sort of thing)
always makes sure youâre included in conversations
shares his favorite foods with you
can always make you feel better
cons:
doesnât know how to be quiet or whisper
never lets you win arguments
throws himself at you with no regard to his strength
no concept of personal space
rubs his boogers on you
accidentally makes fun of the noises you make during sex
will steal blankets from you while youâre asleep Â
points out your pimples or zitsÂ
usopp
pros:Â
always finds a way to make you laugh
grows flowers for you
comforts you if youâre insecure
handmade gifts!!!!!!
brags about you to everyone
loves to show you off and tell stories about your adventures together
names special attacks after you
always lets you in on the pranks he pullsÂ
cons:Â
is insecure
would sacrifice you to an enemy to protect himself
shows you bugs even if youâre afraid of them
incredibly awkward with all your firstsÂ
clammy hands
make jokes during arguments (it makes you madder and the cycle continues)
never tops
sometimes pranks you tooÂ
cyborg franky
pros:
is always telling you how hot you are
can literally build/make you anything you desire
romantic (can be corny sometimes though)
so flirty with you
human refrigerator; occasionally lets you store things in there
introduces you like this: âand this is my super smokinâ hot girlfriend, OWâ to anyone who will listen
protects you during fights
king of reassurance
cons:
messy
never wears pants
slaps your ass too hard since heâs half metal
dad jokes 24/7
you canât compliment him without him doing a montage of poses
difficult to cuddle with (again heâs made of parts)
always busy fixing something on the ship
is constantly asking you if he can make you a cyborg too
nami
pros:
lets you take a few of her tangerines
immune to her reprimanding when something bad happens (most times)
extremely thoughtful gift giver
shares her money with you
cares deeply about you (donât point it out though because then sheâll stop)
is always telling you how pretty you are
very good in bed
is more lenient with your allowance
cons:
pawns gifts you get her
bad communicator
critiques everything about you
can and will distance herself from you
charges you if you piss her off
talks about vivi way too much for having a whole other girlfriend
doesnât apologize after fights even if she caused them
bullies you (with love)
nico robin
pros:
leaves you notes in books to find later
the voice of reason in your relationship
notices and compliments you on every little change you make (haircuts, style change, etc.)
extremely good listener
literally a human search engine; so smart you can ask her almost any question and she knows the answer
passionate lover; treats you like a god in bed
soft lips
spoils you in every way that she can
cons:
can make you feel dumb with her endless knowledge
will never say âi love youâ first
always tops (a possible pro depending on your preferences tbh)
has nightmares almost every night ):
closed off in the beginning of your relationship
franky hits on her (and you) all the time
rather be reading than with you
takes your relationship extremely slow
portgas d ace
pros:
can heat food up for you at any time day or night
loves pda
plans fun dates
probably says âi love youâ a million times a day
into body worship (both ways)
kills bugs for you
walk him like a dog, sis !
never says no to you
cons:
sweaty and greasy in the summer
farts and gives you a dutch oven
doesnât take anything seriously
adhd moments
mommy AND daddy issues
likes to lay on top of you even though heâs huge and basically crushes you
talks with his mouth full
is loud in bed (because he enjoys it so much) and everyone can hear when you two have sex
sabo
pros:
another body worshipper
dragon claw fist. need i say more?
the best secret keeper
praises you
would actually bow down to you
very respectful, asked you to kiss on your first date
awkward but sensual lover
a loyal puppy
cons:
loves being right
sore winner & loser
cocky ass mf
talks about luffy and ace 24/7
never on time
bad temper
might catch on fire if heâs mad
loves to tease you (again, could be a pro depending on your preferences)
shanks
pros:
buys you anything you could ever want
good kisser
always showing you off
treats you like a queen
calls you his wife
very affectionate in public
another worshipper; does that thing where his kisses lead up from your hand to your shoulder
when he gets drunk and you try to kiss him, he pushes you away and says âget off me, i have a wifeâ
cons:
gets you riled up during the day
teases you all the time
can be unreliable
bad at flirting
drunk all the time
still makes jokes about his arm even though itâs been YEARS
lingering alcohol smell
pervert
trafalgar law
pros:
rarely cooks but always does for you when youâre sick
smells amazing all of the time
lets you do this eyeliner in the morning (based off this fanart)
is a victim of the âshe fell first, he fell harderâ trope
gives you sound solutions to your problems
literally becomes addicted to you and canât live without you
flusters easily, very shy
would shave his facial hair if you asked him to (please tell him to shave off that godforsaken beard)
cons:
very blunt
never talks about his feelings
grammar police
a virgin; he doesnât know what to do but fakes confidence like he does (it makes your first time a bit awkward but just talk him through it, babe)
humbles you without meaning to
over explains if you broach a subject he likes
sassy
just stares at you when you try to flirt with him
eustass kid
pros:
scary boyfriend privilege
an absolute beast in bed
insanely good kisser
raspy morning voice
you get to use his boobies as a pillow
is very smart but kinda dumb
eats pussy like a starved man
will always save you some food (itâs how he shows he cares)
cons:
dramatic
hangs out with killer more than you
will put the milk carton back in the fridge even if itâs empty
you can never be mad at him or make him mad because heâs the biggest asshole ever
ignores you if youâre fighting
zones out while youâre talking
if you send him a long, thoughtful text, heâll respond back with âkâ
whatâs his is his and whatâs yours is his
donquixote rosinante
pros:
walk. him. like. a. dog.
possessive over you, especially around his brother
would protect you with his last dying breath
absolute romantic
probably writes you poems
gentle giant, is so careful and soft with you
amazing cook despite accidentally setting himself on fire
has the patience of a god, once again, because of his brother
cons:
clumsy
you have to keep a fire extinguisher with you at all times
you canât get the smoke smell out of his clothes
heâs so tall you canât kiss normally, he has to pick you up
whiny
silent treatment
covers up his farts with his devil fruit and you donât realize it until it stinks
has really bad resting bitch face (literally goes from :| to :) in .03 seconds)
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