credit union = run by the people who keep their money in it

bank = run by magolor

hope this helps

i don’t remember the context and as such it shall haunt me

haltmann: yeah i'm a total storepilled foodcel. i'm basically going store mode and giving off producecore vibes

his 8 year old daughter susanna: daddy i think god should kill you

"For the last time, The 8-Bit Big Band won the Grammy, not me! They didn't even ask me if they could use my likeness!"

Cut to a secret room in the Halberd, containing a replica of the Grammy.

he deserves it.

The reason why the Fairy Queen doesn't fight the Dark matter herself is because she was traumatized by them and their maker aeons ago when fighting them.

Understandable! also YO is this like, Queen Ripple Hero of Yore theory/headcanon???? actually SICK

I headcanon that Zan Partizanne has a really thick Russian accent (sorry if this is rude)

(don’t know how it would be) I’ve heard a handful of times people giving the mage sisters fun accents!!! since I’ve been making a conlang for the language they actually speak I of course imagine they’d have whatever accent spawns of That, but it’s always fun to hear accent-headcanons. Did You Know that semi-recently my brother read out a quote or something with Axe Knight in it and he gave him a scottish accent and I have not recovered since

GUYS NEW LEGITIMATELY 3D KIRBY GAME WITH ABILITIES

(WDAM ANON)

*blows the dust off this ask like an ancient tome*

I JUST 100% COMPLETED KIRBY AND THE FORGOTTEN LAND 5 DAYS AFTER RELEASE.

I CAN HEAR THE POYO'S IN MY SLEEP.

this is the intended way to play Forgotten Land

Elfilin: You can use your Mini Map to check the current quest objective!

Kirby: Mini map?

Kirby: I don't have a mini map.

Elfilin: Wh...

Elfilin: ...why not? :(

beam attack

*cartoon horn noise* *cartoon slipping noise* *boi-oi-oi-oing*

–Mod Gooey

hmmm

Hello! I need your suggestion, should I try to finish the True Arena in RTDL, TDX or RBB first? I'm not finished the 3 of them, maybe you can give me a suggestion from the easiest or hardest first.

Not all of us have played the games, and if we have, not all of us have went through the arenas---I say you should play through RTDL's True Arena first if you haven't already, as the Wii version has a bigger screen which may prove advantageous.

--Mod Gooey

GUYS WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN...

WDAM Anon, also now just known as Writer or Writer Anon

Mod gooey

Mod gooey where's the DMK chugs NyQuil for surgery to be a fucked up little cyborg post I am begging you

It's on Mod Ribbon's blog, but I'm not going digging for it. I shall forward this to 🧁 to find when 🧁 has the time.

--Mod Gooey

i HATE those “dmk is/would be a bad parent” headcanons because they couldnt be FURTHER from the truth. i know in my heart that dmk is the kind of father who would take you and your siblings to a super unhealthy but delish fastfood place with 55 health & safety violations just because hes too tired/lazy to make dinner that night. hes passed out on the couch 99% of the time and just let’s you go ham and do whatever you want. hed pull up to your school to challenge your bully to a duel

Agreed.

--Mod Gooey

I don't know if anybody else already asked this, but what would happen if the Star Allies meet the anime? Like, how would Game!DDD react to Anime!DDD?

I think Game!DDD would kill Anime!DDD in cold blood. Game!DDD doesn’t care if Anime!DDD is an alternate self of his, Game!DDD would think that man’s an utter disgrace and dispatch him like he dispatched Shadow Dedede. Anime!DDD, in turn, would hate Game!DDD’s guts.

I think Game!Kirby would have fun hanging out with Anime!Kirby. Toddling baby or not, any friendly Kirby is a friend! Anime!Kirby would probably admire Game!Kirby like an elder sibling or mentor figure. 

I don’t know much about Anime!MK, because I have only watched small bits and pieces of the anime, but I think Game!MK would think Anime!MK is kind-of silly...Game!MK would also be kind-of glad he doesn’t have colour-changing eyes. 

--Mod Gooey

what video games would pineapple funk play

i’m not the resident prince fluff expert, but i think he would play a bunch of first-person-shooters!! he just has the vibes of a kid who plays those kinds of online action games all day, in-between saving the world and being royalty.

---mod gooey