Things that can be saved in a threesome

- Captain America: Civil War

- Phantom of the Opera

- Les Miserables

seriously guys. 

Let’s talk about how we’re not even a month into 2016 and the year is already wild af:

B.o.B. - a rapper - for some odd reason, is convinced that the Earth is flat and not spherical, and how NASA is hiding the truth about this information. His idiotic tweets eventually managed to get the attention of Neil DeGrasse Tyson, - an astrophysicist - who swiftly corrected him and threw a little bit of shade in there for good measure. B.o.B. then released a diss track for Tyson called “Flatline.” Tyson then got his nephew to ether tf out of B.o.B for being stupid and disrespectful in a diss track called “Flat to Fact.” Tyson himself then went on The Nightly Show and flamed B.o.B’s dumbass live. B.o.B. also doesn’t believe the Holocaust actually happened, but hardly anyone paid attention to that. (x)

Wiz Khalifa went on a rant about Kanye’s album title change and how he’s biting off of Max B’s “wavy” influence, ending with “Hit this kk and become yourself.” Kanye mistook “kk” for a jab at Kim Kardashian and unleashed hell on not only Wiz, but Amber Rose and their child as well. Amber Rose took notice and decided to tell the whole world that Kanye likes to get his ass played with. In case you were wondering what Wiz meant by “kk,” it’s weed; Wiz said Kanye’s ignorant reaction to kk is proof as to why he ain’t wavy enough to change his album title to “Waves” in the first place. (x)

Blac Chyna is now dating Rob Kardashian, and is actually being very supportive of him as she helps him get his life and health back on track; However, she’ll likely be sitting right across from Kylie and Tyga at the dinner table from now on. (x)

Rihanna’s new album “Anti” got leaked a day before it was finally released; her opening song “Consideration” featured SZA, who was recently dragged because of her 5 year old tweet stating that Rihanna (and Ciara) can’t sing. (x)

R. Kelly confessed that he asked for his own mother’s hand in marriage. (x)

Susan Osbourne tweeted that she had a dream that Shaq gave her that pipe and now she’s publicly thirsting over him despite being a married woman. Shaq’s playing along with it too. (x)

Frosted Flakes mascot Tony the Tiger had to block several thirsty furries on Twitter because they were legitimately sexually harassing him; some of them got so offended, they deadass slut-shammed and victim-blamed Tony for the harassment he received, suggesting he wear more clothes if he doesn’t like the unwanted attention. Cheetos mascot Chester Cheetah then jumped in and took advantage of the situation, welcoming the heartbroken furries to his Twitter instead. Keep in mind, we’re talking about cartoon mascots here. (x)

The FBI hosted a legitimate child pornography website as bait to catch consumers, supplying them with approx. 23,000 pictures and videos of actual child porn. Despite gaining 215,000 registered users, they only managed to arrest 25 people. (x)

Donald Trump openly stated that his voters are so mindless “loyal,” he could go out outside and shoot someone down in public, and he’ll still have enough supporters to win the election. (x)

Meek Mill’s not doing much, yet he somehow still manages to continue holding L’s. (x)

No but do vampires take really good care of their teeth? Do they brush their teeth after every meal? Is there a percentage of their allowance that goes into dental products? This is driving me crazy I don't even know.

So I know I said I would quit Tumblr

But I realise I still love being in a fandom. 

So my personal Tumblr would be put on hiatus, while I keep this as my main blog. 

I post stuff about:

1. Homestuck

2. Lord of The Flies

3. Katekyo Hitman Reborn

4. Hetalia

5. Teen Wolf

6. The Maze Runner

7. Percy Jackson

8. Paranatural

9. Skins (UK)

If you want to follow, fine. But I’m not involving myself with whatever social justice Tumblr is trying to force through. 

Take it that I’m neutral on those matters. 

Anyway, have a good day. 

I am quitting Tumblr.

I am deleting my account. I know that most of you won't care, but I feel like I should say something. First and foremost, thank you for all my followers, and everyone who ever liked/reblogged my shitty posts. The account will still be here prolly. Tumblr has made me laugh for the two years I have been using it, but it's also thanks to it that now I feel absolutely awful about myself. For something so headstrong about positivity, you shame everyone around you. Should I feel horrible because I am not a feminist? Can't I have my own views and feel uncomfortable with calling myself "not a feminist" especially when I don't agree with a lot of what you preach? Why should I be hating myself when it's a choice I'm making for myself? I made this account to follow some fandoms, and now I am deleting it because of the tumblr idea of life. You have made me hate myself, made me feel insecure, made me anxious and depressed, and it's really obvious it's not healthy for me. After all, why should I be shamed for my religion? Yeah sure, there are some Christians who do shitty stuff. But if not all Muslims are terrorists, why are all Christians assholes who hate LGBTQA+ people? Just because of what we believe in, why should I change? It's just not what I'm comfortable with, or even what I think is right. I enjoyed the prior part of my time here on this site, but as it were (and I imagine no one would care) I just hate it now. I hate it so much. Maybe one day I would come back to the site, but as it were, you have made my life worse instead of better.

Please spread this. While it wasn’t the best place to make this reference, he wasn’t trying to be an asshole.

From what I see, a hella load of people dislike Stalia, and prefer Stydia. So I'm gunna say why I think Stalia makes sense to me (although Stydia is extremely sweet, but I'll explain) After the Nogitsune issue, Stiles actually isn't as steady as he seems. He needs to be held down by something, especially during his sleep (seen when he needed Malia to spoon him, if not, he can't fall asleep). Malia became his anchor because of how dominant she is. Similarly, Stiles is basically the only person who helped her with her shifting problems. She has lived about a good portion of her life as a coyote, and still has problem being 'human' (as seen by the tree lifting part). Stiles really is the only person to see that and help her, since the rest of the Pack had their own things to do. Now why Stydia prolly wouldn't work. While Malia is dominant and pretty much stagnant, Lydia is more unstable. This is due to her not having any control of her banshee. Thus she comes off as a little unstable, most of the time she acts very spacey, which really isn't what stiles needs at the moment. Granted, we see that she's slowly getting the hang of it. But really, as it happens, Stiles and Lydia are quite similar. They are the smart ones, the vulnerable ones and the ones who don't have any defences (save the bat, and what happens after Season 5A.) Of course, I definitely prefer Stydia, since who doesn't like the ol' romance story where the geek gets the girl. But at the moment, with their personalities, I see them more as Detective Bros. than anything.

Is it just me or does Teen Wolf like having two people with the same name? Like first, T-Pose and Hoechlin, and now Sprayberry (cutie) and DOB. Season 5 seems to have quite a bit of potential too, I guess.

I KNOW THIS AFFECTS MANY USA-liens- BUT THIS IS IMPORTANT

THEIR- "THEIR TOYS" THEY'RE - SHORT FOR THEY ARE, AS IN "THEY'RE IN LOVE GADDAMIT!"

IT’S NOT ‘PEEKED’ MY INTEREST

OR ‘PEAKED’

BUT PIQUED

‘PIQUED MY INTEREST’

THIS HAS BEEN A CAPSLOCK PSA

The problem isn't even that they're straight and hetero and happy.

It's more that they see gay people be happy, and they want to take this precious moment away from them. Because gay people have *so* much to celebrate about that we gotta take it away yea?

oh yes because same-sex marriage being legalized nationwide suddenly means you can’t be hetero and happy

Time for some kitchen charts to help you adult better ;)

Now that Tumblr’s video player finally works, I wanted to upload this here. (This HD player’s surprisingly good quality) This was my short film that I spent forever on. Please don’t remove my credits, thanks~! 

My dA | Instagram | Tumblr

here’s a step-by-step process of how I put this together

Do Thomas Sangster fans even have a name

I am assuming that Tony is a gender fluid (or maybe harbouring an identity as a female) bisexual here because what the flying fuck.

About the tipping... Is that a European/American thing? I don't think tipping is part of the Asian culture so...

Run from him:

•if he disrespects his mom •if he disrespects blue collar workers •if he doesn’t tip or leaves loose pennies •if he is mean to animals •if he doesn’t touch you in public •if he won’t tell his friends about you •if he says “I’ve never been with a ____ girl before.” •if he won’t address his female friends by name instead just calls them “a friend” •if all his exes “are psycho” •if he’s never worked a day in his life •if he chooses a drug over spending time with you •if he disagrees with feminism •if he’s white and he throws around the N word •if he isn’t proud of what you do •if he makes rape jokes •if you tell him you haven’t shaved down there and he quickly changes his mind about giving you oral •if he chooses the music or movies without asking what you think •if he voluntarily shows up late to pick you up •if you catch yourself googling “what is an abusive relationship?”

Strong words to use on a Resume

If you have ever had to write a resume for work or for an application, then you know the hardest part is figuring out what type of words to use that sound professional and and intelligent.

Example: If an application asks you if you have any relevant experience for a job at a day care center and you have experience, like you have babysat children. You would look at the words in the columns to see what words you should use that will help your resume stand out. You might put down “Have supervised and attended to children on a regular basis.”

I hope this is helpful to you.