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PERIOD DRAMA APPRECIATION WEEK | Favorite adaptation |Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell (2015)
Two magicians shall appear in England...
The first shall fear me; the second shall long to behold me;
The first shall be governed by thieves and murderers; the second shall conspire at his own destruction;
The first shall bury his heart in a dark wood beneath the snow, yet still feel its ache;
The second shall see his dearest possession in his enemy's hand...
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I constantly think about the quote (literally no idea what it’s from) I read once about how teenage girls want to fuck their band guy idols because it’s the closest they can get to wanting to BE their band guy idols. Like damn… way to recontextualize my entire adolescence with 1 sentence
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Kitchen Nightmares is really just like
Owners: i don't know why my restaurant is failing. Chef Ramsey please help
Ramsey: hello i am Gordon Ramsay. How is the food
Owners: we have the best food
*food comes out*
Gordon: this is an alive rat
Owners: our customers love te alive rat. We have the best food. Every day they order the alive rat.
*dinner service*
Customer: oh my god this is an alive rat
Waitress: is everything okay?
Customer: no it's an alive rat
*food is sent back*
Owner: this has never happened before. Fuck you Gordon Ramsay you should just leave. People love the alive rat
*Gordon goes in the freezer*
Gordon: there are 25 molds unknown to science. The rats have set up a lab to study them. Blimey. Scientist rats. They've unionized.
*later*
Gordon: your food is bad
Owner: no!!!!!!!!
Gordon: yes
Owner: oh my god our food is bad
*remodel, menu change*
Owner: oh my god Gordon Ramsay you saved my life thank you so much
Gordon: promise never to serve alive rats again, yeah?
Owner: yes of course
*end of episode*
Gordon: ratatouille ammirite? *He walks away chuckling*
End card: the restaurant was shut down three months later because they went back to serving alive rats.
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Dev Patel on shooting Monkey Man:
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Y'all, the world is sleeping on what NASA just pulled off with Voyager 1
The probe has been sending gibberish science data back to Earth, and scientists feared it was just the probe finally dying. You know, after working for 50 GODDAMN YEARS and LEAVING THE GODDAMN SOLAR SYSTEM and STILL CHURNING OUT GODDAMN DATA.
So they analyzed the gibberish and realized that in it was a total readout of EVERYTHING ON THE PROBE. Data, the programming, hardware specs and status, everything. They realized that one of the chips was malfunctioning.
So what do you do when your probe is 22 Billion km away and needs a fix? Why, you just REPROGRAM THAT ENTIRE GODDAMN THING. Told it to avoid the bad chip, store the data elsewhere.
Sent the new code on April 18th. Got a response on April 20th - yeah, it's so far away that it took that long just to transmit.
And the probe is working again.
From a programmer's perspective, that may be the most fucking impressive thing I have ever heard.
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— you can just tell they had the most fun time filming monkey man too. dev patel the multitalented and gorgeous man that you are.
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every autistic person watching this episode of dungeon meshi:
#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#dungeon meshi spoilers#laios touden#delicious in dungeon spoilers
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while i did a gifset to showcase an armour set, i was also intrigued by just how different the animation is for the wizard class vs gale's unique animation:
wizard class animation
gale's unique animation
it's amazing to see not only just how quickly gale performs the somatic component of the spell, but also his efficiency of movement compared to the standard wizard animation.
there's a world of difference here, the difference between a wizard vs a prodigy, an archwizard and chosen.
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Scars on your body show that you have lived; scars on your heart show that you have loved.
Nina Dul
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Dungeon Meshi - Kahka Brud and The Island
Kahka Brud - Town adventurer's go through to arrive at The Island, where the dungeon was discovered.
The Island - Island situated off the coast of Kahka Brud, The Dungeon was discovered conected to the village's graveyard.
Merini (Or Melini) - The Village where the Adventurer's stay and make preparations before adventuring in The Dungeon.
Image Texts under the cut
First Image Showing Kahka Brud
Laios pointing up: Our hometown is farther north across the sea. It's a boring place with nothing but mountains and snow.
Marcille pointing to Kahka Brud: Everyone comes to the island through this neighboring town. It's the biggest one in the area. The Magic School Falin and I went to is there too.
Cythis pointing west talking about the canaries: We came from a city on the continent that lies northwest of here. Of the human races there 80% are elves. 20% are "other."
Kabru pointing east (tiny Kuro with Mickbell on his shoulders besides him): Utaya is… was far to the east of here. Humans and Demihumans are still fighting over the territory. Kuro came from that area as well.
Shuro point downwards east: The Eastern Islands are scattered to the southeast of here. There aren't many longlived races, and there's constant internal strife and wars between islands.
Tiny Izutsumi and Rin: We all have roots on different islands.
Dungeons:
Budou Pit
Dwarf-Style Dungeon
Collapsed
Brud Dungeon Cluster
Dwarf-Style Dungeons
Captured
Currently part of the town, and only traces remain
Tower of Night Cries
Gnome-Style Dungeon
Captured and being sealed
Currently administered by the Gnomes
The Island
Compound-type Dungeon
Discovered in 507
Second Image showing details of The Island
"The Island"
Over the years, it's been given many different names by it's various owners: Dwarfs, Elves, and tall-men. By now, most of these have faded away and it's just called "The Island."
Merini Village
Once a small fishing village, the discovery of The Dungeon has brought about drastic changes
[On the north-most part of the village]
Island Lord's Mansion
[Middle of the village, near the shore]
High Street
All the necessary tools and food can be bought here.
[Deeper to the southeast of The Island]
Dungeon Entrance
Connects to the Village graveyard, which is no longer used for burials.
[End of Descriptions]
Here's the world map in case you want to check it along with the descriptions from the characters, I'll make a dedicated post for it later on.
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Nothing gives the same kind of random ego boost like managing to finally clean up your home and making it nice. Like ooh look at me, I'm living like people do, I made myself iced tea and I am eating my snack from a real plate. I got floors and shit.
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