he’s paying attention to some other bitch and i feel like throwing myself in a lake

christ alive..i wanna fuck this man so bad im in a jazz club

christ alive..i wanna fuck this man so bad im in a jazz club

omg no babe i totally would but i gave up sucking dick for lent, yeah it’s like a major sacrifice

thought a guy in a car was showing down to check me out but really he was just turning a corner

been home for Christmas for less than 4 hours and already the urge to k*ll myself has increased tenfold

nothing makes a girl quite as insane as being the fat daughter of a thin mother

my friends don’t understand that they may forgive their boyfriends for treating them like literal shit but i will neverrrr eveeerrrr forgive them or forget! i hate your boyfriends. i want them dead. i’m planning their execution. i never wanna see them again unless they’re in a photo with the gates of heaven in the background with the text “fly high” on it and even then i’m gonna say they should’ve died in a worse way.

being sad was fine when i was also brilliant but if i’m not brilliant then literally what’s the point

NOW I AM BECOME AVOIDANT. DESTROYER OF POTENTIAL CONNECTIONS

can someone fucking linger near the door uncomfortably instead of just leaving. can someone fucking forget their scarf in my life & come back later for it. please

there's just something inherently holy about a girl vibing alone in her room

my younger sister and i were having lunch recently and i referred to her as the ‘marriage-saving baby’ and she just looked at me with dead eyes the same colour as our father’s and said ‘mission failed’

i’m compelled by his ambiguous sexuality and mildly autistic traits

you know it's really bad when you don't even want to listen to music

our top story tonight: sad girl shocked to find listening to sad songs makes her even sadder

they hate me for my girlish whimsy and for my pathological degree of avoidant behavior

how is it that every girl i know is traumatised by a some guy from 2019