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probablylia0 · 3 months
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been a while.
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probablylia0 · 5 months
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Hi haven’t updating in a long time anyways heres my gato
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Btw I probably wont write anymore i realized I’m not a creative person and can never come up with ideas😀
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probablylia0 · 9 months
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♡♡♡♡
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probablylia0 · 9 months
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schlatt is godly at eating pussy i just know it
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probablylia0 · 9 months
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I LOVE the singing Schlatt AI but..
youtube
WHO DID THIS!?
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probablylia0 · 9 months
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THANK YOU SOSOOSOSOSOSO MUCHHHH 💓💓💓 MUCH LOVE😔✊💓
HIIII SO HAPPY YOU GOT INTO WRITINGGG💓💓💓 could you maybe do a female pro wrestler x Jschlatt for me 😉❤️ Ive been thinking about it alllllll week!! And I’m too lazy too write one of my own but i might 😴
anything for you! im not super educated on pro wrestling but ill try! ♡ (this is such a good idea omgomgomgomg)
a/n: listening to the new miski song while working on this
one of his friends wanted to see it but they had an extra ticket so he invited him... and let me tell you, he had never seen such a hot woman do such hot things... he secretly found aggressive and dominant woman very attractive, he instantly became a big fan of you.
once he saw that you were doing autographs, he wanted to go talk to you. It seems like his friend did too because they both walked in the direction of the autographs.
after standing in line for a little, the two finally make it "hi there!" you gave them a kind smile. they were shocked how kind you were after absolutely demolishing someone. Once you and his friend had a normal conversation, it was his turn to converse with you.
he started off by saying how cool he thought the sport was (obviously he wasnt gonna mention how attractive you were to him). you chatted with him for a little as some fans were getting impatient. you were calling him pet names (cutie, handsome ect) he thought nothing of it, maybe you were just trying to be nice. you eventually asked if he wanted you to sign something and he bashfully patted his pockets and pulled out a small piece of paper.
after you signed it, he walked off, not realizing you put your number on that little paper.
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probablylia0 · 10 months
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i apologize for spamming but i love ur writes sooo much you are my fav schlatt writer 😭
could u write something abt schlatt forgetting the public doesnt know he has a gf and accidentally mentions her?
Accident hcs- Jschlatt 🐏
Woww thanks so much, and its totally ok! ❤️☺️
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He’d obviously accidentally reveal it on stream since if he recorded it he would just edit it out.
In this, let’s say he’s doing a “ranking your disgusting bedrooms” video.
One of his viewers would like show off their jewelry and a bracelet that looks like one that you made him (or bought him your choice) pops up on the screen!
He’d start by criticizing the room and then he’d go “And that looks like the bracelet my girlfriend made me.”
He’d grin wide and lift his wrist showing off the bracelet.
He wouldn’t notice until his chat began freaking out and spamming “GIRLFRIEND??”
Immediately his eye widen and he could be heard saying something under his breath “Shit.”
He immediately ignores it but something’s clearly bothering him.
For at least a couple weeks people were just posting clips of him fucking up.
You tried to tell him you didn’t care but the problem was that he cared.
He knew how much hate he got and he didn’t want that to spread to you.
You told him you could handle it and he said that if he saw things going too far he’d shut it down.
He immediately took a stupid picture of you and posted it on twitter with the caption reading, “You caught me. I’m officially 10x more bigger then all of you virgins. My woman.” He attached the photo of you to the tweet and @ you in it.
Of course there was a lot of attention. Mostly good, but also the expected hate.
You both shrugged it off and ignored it.
You were both relieved to be able to finally be able to openly speak about your relationship, it’d be an understatement to say he was showing you off like a prized trophy.
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probablylia0 · 10 months
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fwb roommate schlatt wearing a compression shirt... pls this man has me in a chokehold
hes just walking out of his room and you see him from the couch and cant take your eyes off him
"fuck me right now"
"what did you say?"
"i said fuck me on this god damn couch you moron"
OMGGG😍😍 Just staring at him while you hold your phone in your hand and maybe taking a couple pictures 👀👀
“Why’re are you starin’ at me..?” Schlatt said slightly squinting at you. “Cause your hot.” You blurted out. “What-“ “Huh?” There was a small awkward silence until Schlatt spoke up, “Were you taking photo’s of me..?” Schlatt said quietly slowly walking toward you and standing in front of you, and looking down at you sitting on the couch. “No…” You said quietly. He raised his eyebrows at you and smirked before pointing at the dark window behind you that was reflecting your phone screen, with the camera app open. You turned around and as soon as you saw the reflection you immediately turned off the phone and put it face down on your chest. “i don’t know what your talking about.” You said maintaining eye contact. He placed his hand next to your head on the couch cushion before leaning in and glancing at your lips. “If you wanted me so bad sugar, you could’ve just asked..”
just in case you dont know what a compression shirt is its this!! ⬇️⬇️
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probablylia0 · 10 months
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𝕶𝖎𝖓𝖌 ִ ࣪𖤐
♱⋆ jschlatt nsfw headcanons; size kink focus ♱⋆
schlatt loves having your hand in his, because they just feel so soft and small compared to his, his thumb will rub circles into the back of your hand. but while you thought he was just being sweet, his mind is racing thinking about how small your hands are gonna look wrapped around his cock
if you're shorter than him, he'll have sweet thoughts about it, like picking you up in high hugs, teasing you about not being able to reach things up in the higher cabinets. however, schlatt also thinks about picking you up, slamming you against the wall and kissing you senseless, grinding against you as you gasp and whine into his mouth
schlatt also can't help but say all the dirty shit on his mind when he has you on your back, his big hands under your thighs pushing them up to your chest, drinking in your cute smile as you urge him to hurry up. but he shuts you up when he starts talking
"look at that, angel," schlatt chuckles, his heavy cock resting on your stomach. "'s how deep i'm gonna fuckin' reach...right there."
"jay, i can't, 's too big, 's not gonna fit!" "shhh, shut up, baby doll, keep those legs spread, i'm gonna start with just the tip, alright? but i'm gonna make that tiny...little...cunt take every inch of this cock."
"yeahh, that's it, baby, take it, take that cock, ohh, you're doing so good, creamin' on that dick. it's too big for you, isn't it? mhn? but god, that lil' pussy it sucking me right in...you're taking it like a fuckin' champ, angel."
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probablylia0 · 10 months
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Masterlist!
«Please let me know if any links dont work or if any links lead to the wrong thing tysm! <3 Also the fonts broke after i did schlatt’s so ignore that schlatt’s is all organized and everyone else is dookie.»
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Jschlatt 🐏
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Schlatt flirting with you? Accidently revealing you😨 Fwb Schlatt wearing compression shirt😍
nsfw
Jschlatt on your first time doing the DEED 👀
both nsfw and sfw
Jschlatt with a short s/o headcannons
Quackity🦆
Sfw Quackity Argument hcs nsfw None Yet! Both nsfw and sfw Quackity with a short s/o
Pumpkin duo🦆🐏
sfw Pumpkin duo Pet names? Jealous headcannons? How the pumpkin duo show’s love..? nsfw None Yet! both nsfw and sfw None Yet!
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probablylia0 · 10 months
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hey 🤭‼️ hru? hope ur doing fine :p soo i was wondering if u can do argument headcanons with quackity 🤭? add others if u want 😽❤️‼️
Hii im doing good! Sorry if i was late to this I was taking a break, but ofc ill do argument headcannons!❤️
«F\s means favorite snack!»
Quackity Argument hcs 🦆
Sfw
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When you guys fight he’d probably overthink after.
He’d tell himself things like “what if I went too far..” or “What if she leaves me..?”
He would feel really guilty after, even if it wasn’t his fault :c
one second he's all big and tough telling himself "I'm a grown man! I don't need her forgiveness!" and the next second he's on his knees begging for forgiveness.
He would probably end up apologizing first.
If he wanted you to apologize he'd do that thing where they get close to you too much.
Like him knowing you in the kitchen and he'd walk in every five seconds to "get a snack".
Imagine⬇️⬇️
Quackity apologizing first!
You and Alex had just finished an argument and Alex is standing by a counter resting his head on his hand. He can’t stop thinking about it and he does so many thing’s to try and get his mind off of it. He goes outside, he gets a glass of water, but no matter what, that feeling of guilt kept hitting him like a brick. He decided to apologize to you since he knew he couldn’t get rid of the feeling until he apologized. So he went and grabbed your f\s and made his way to your shared bedroom. He opened the door slowly and quietly and he saw you sitting at the edge of the bed staring at the wall. He slowly approached you and sat next to you. As you both sat there in awkward silence, he slowly turned to you and spoke to you softly, “Amor.. I'm sorry. We both said some things but I felt like I should apologize. Please forgive me amor.” He placed the snack in your lap, “and I brought a peace treaty..” He watched as you looked into your lap and smiled. “Fine. But only cause i was craving this..” You said while smiling. He looked at you and pulled you into a tight hug and then kissing your forehead.
You apologizing first!
You and Alex had just finished fighting and he's sitting at the dinner table going over the fight. He thought that since he always apologized first he'd give you a chance. Yes he was being salty but he just wanted too see. He explained to his friends the argument you had had and they "gave him advice".
"That wasn't even your fault! she should've apologized not you!" His friend yelled through his mic. "I know.. but I just cant stay mad at her.. I love her too much." Alex said slightly lowering his voice toward the end. "Oh. I guess that's a valid reason. But how about next time you guys argue and your certain its not your fault, you should give her a chance to apologize to you." There was some silence until Alex spoke up, "ok fine. next time I'll wait longer to see if she apologizes."
He was gonna keep his end of the deal. He waited and that guilt came back like always, but he fought it. A little later he was hunched over the table scrolling on his phone, but he was immediately awakened from his daydreaming when he heard footsteps in the halls. He tried to act like he didn't notice. "Hey, I'm gonna get food you want anything..?" He heard you ask and was visibly disappointed that you didn't apologize. "Oh- uhm, yea sure." he answered without looking at you. "Ok I'm getting TacoBell so ill just get what you usually ask for, mk?" He hummed yes and waited to hear your footsteps as you walked away, but he felt confused when he didn't hear you walk away. Instead he heard you walk closer. He heard you pull out the chair next to him at the dining table. "Hey, I'm sorry for starting that dumb argument. I should've probably just admitted you were right, but you know how I am.. Will you please forgive me..?" He smiled when he heard the words that came out of your mouth and looked up at you. You were so happy to see that cheerful smile of his again. He stood up and immediately hugged you from behind and began kissing your cheek. "By the way.. did you actually want food because it was just an excuse to come apologize.." He looked at you with an "Are you serious..?" look. "I don't forgive you anymore." He said as he stomped away and smiled as he heard you run behind him repeatedly saying "I'm sorry, I'm sorry! Please ill go get food!". It ended with you two happily eating TacoBell in the car together.
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probablylia0 · 10 months
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When did you buy it 😭
jschlatt give me my fucking merch challenge (impossible)
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probablylia0 · 10 months
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Ngl probably will start writing about könig👀
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WOWOOWOWOWO😍
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probablylia0 · 10 months
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I feel like Quackity is the type of dude to go up to you while he’s cold and he’ll just put his hands in your shirt and laugh as he hears your squeals as your try and squirm away. Or he’d lay next to you and put his fuckin FREEZING feet under your butt while ur on the couch.
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probablylia0 · 10 months
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Me thing of ideas for the next post:
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probablylia0 · 11 months
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Jschlatt on your first time doing the DEED 👀
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Ps:im sorry if this is short, ive been running out of ideas so if you wanna request, feel free. BTW In this writing the reader identifies as she/her.
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He’d be gentle with you on your first time.
It’d take a while for him to show you how he likes it.
Like the first time he’d call you baby, sweetie, etc.
He’d remember what you do.
Like he’d degrade you a little and he’d look at your reaction to see if you like it or not.
Imagine!!⬇️⬇️
Schlatt holds onto your hips as he thrusts into you, the pleasure is almost un-bearable. Your moans and whines fill the room as he leans into your ear and whispers, “So good for me baby..~ Just a little longer..” he began to leave love bites on your neck as he felt you tighten around him each praise. You began to feel the warm feeling in your stomach un-ravel and Schlatt knew you were close by how much you were tightening on him. “Be a good girl and cum on my cock baby..~” This was the only thing you need before your legs began to shake as you came all over his cock, overstimulating you a bit, he kept going until he came deep inside you. You both were left in silence, not awkward silence, just catching your breath. “So.. Didnt really take you as a praise kinda gal..” He smirked chuckling a bit. “Shut up.” You said as you wrapped your arms around him, pulling him in tightly.
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probablylia0 · 11 months
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Preach 🤲
God bless whoever came up with the Schlatt Singing AI
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