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Incorrect OT3 Selfship Quotes #2
F/O 1: Is this your Plan B?
S/I: Technically it's Plan C.
F/O 1: Why did we skip Plan B?
S/I: Because we have to toss F/O 2 out of a window in Plan B.
F/O 2: I like Plan B.
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F/O 1, knocking on S/I's door: Open up, fucknugget!
F/O 2, right next to F/O 1, talking to S/I on the phone: Oh, did you just wake up?
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S/I: Coca Cola can remove rust from metal. Imagine what it's doing to your body.
F/O 1: Removing the rust, of course.
F/O 2: I've been drinking Coca Cola and my body is completely rust-free...I think F/O 1 is right.
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S/I: What about F/O 1?
F/O 2: Don't worry about them. I once watched them fall down five flights of stairs, stand up, and keep eating their hotdog like nothing happened.
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Incorrect OT4 Selfship Quotes
F/O 1: I hope you're okay, S/I.
F/O 2: Stop falling down the stairs.
F/O 3: How'd the ground taste?
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S/I: Time sensitive question, how do I seduce F/O 1?
F/O 2: Throw rocks at them
F/O 3: Hot dogs.
S/I: Thanks.
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F/O 1: My partner is too tall for me to kiss on the lips, what shouId do?
F/O 2: Punch them in the abdomen, and when they lean over in pain, kiss them.
F/O 3: Tackle them to the ground.
S/I: Just ask me to lean over, F/O 1.
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F/O 1, placing down a card: Ace of spades.
F/O 2, pulling out an Uno card: +4.
F/O 3, pulling out a PokΓ©mon card: Jolteon, I choose you!
S/I: What are we even playing?
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Incorrect OT3 Selfship Quotes
S/I, texting the groupchat: sapnu puas
F/O 1: Huh?
F/O 2: What language is that?
S/I: Read it upside down.
S/I has been kicked from the groupchat.
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S/I: If I say I love you, will you say it back?
F/O 1: Of course, S/I.
S/I: I love you.
F/O 1: It back.
Several minutes later...
F/O 2, looking at S/I crying face-down on the floor: F/O 1, what the fuck did you do?
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S/I: Sorry I'm late! I was doing things and got distracted.
F/O 1: Don't sweat it, S/I! I am things!
F/O 2: And I'm got distracted.
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F/O 1: Why doesn't S/I find me sexy when I bite my lip?
F/O 2: Well, what do you look like when you bite your lip?
*F/O 1 bites their lip*
F/O 2: ...Have you considered biting your bottom lip, instead?
#selfship#self ship#poly selfship#selfship ot3#selfship quotes#romantic f/o#suggestive#suggestive cw#cw suggestive
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