So we all know that Tumblr is US-centric. But to what degree? (and can we skew the results of this poll by posting it at a time where they should be asleep?)

Reblog to increase sample size!

Watching Damsel and everyone is like "Wow Princess Milly Bobby Brown you ride amazing!!" And here I am going heels aren't down and she is flailing around like a sack of potatoes that poor pony. Next riding scene I am going to see if I can spot if the girth strap is loose.

Chani :(

Dune 2 really pulled the classic Monty Python Life of Brian "I am not the Messiah" / "He is the Messiah" huh

Fellas is it gay to stare deeply into your enemy's eyes as you both fall to the floor after a mutual stabbing?

Dune 2 really pulled the classic Monty Python Life of Brian "I am not the Messiah" / "He is the Messiah" huh

Dune 2 really pulled the classic Monty Python Life of Brian "I am not the Messiah" / "He is the Messiah" huh

Apparently the government is preparing to go after Musk for being a dick about the recent stabbings, let's go! The government is ACTUALLY doing something for once!

i feel like we're not talking enough about how absolutely bonkers it is that over the span of the next three or so months, we'll see Timothee Chalamet as the star of both Wonka and Dune Part II

like, in one movie, he's a young man with a great and terrible destiny ahead of him, gaining the respect and admiration of an oppressed people to rise to a position of unimaginable religious power and authority, which he then uses to exert unilateral control over a psychoactive substance so powerful that society has no choice but to bow to his will as he steps into a messianic identity that reshapes the world in his name

and in the other he's Paul Atreides

Sooo…

The lecture I'm listening to just opened with shaky, heavy breathing as though I'm about to watch a found footage horror movie.

Firefox was a game a changer for me. My laptop no longer replicates a jet engine when I go to search something.

The most popular browsers in different countries in 2012 and 2022.

by @theworldmaps_

all descriptions gender neutral, based on vibes only

You ever look at the rest of tumblr and go "they dont know about how tommyinnit (who at the time said he was straight) tricked his friend (who is a gay man) into marrying him and when his friend/husband found out (months later when he was joking about having a Vegas wedding with another friend and then Realised) he tried to get a divorce but tommy said no even though he has had a girlfriend the entire time and that then he wrote wattpad rpf fanfic about him and his friend/husband kissing (specifically with tongue) and his girlfriend dying and all the wrongs of the world being fixed. Not only that but he subsequently recorded an I'm just Ken parody about this marriage and most recently while Tommy was on a trip around America, back in England, his friend/husband started streaming more with Tommy's girlfriend and bought her a new iphone so he joked that he was being cucked. And now he's just come out as bicurious after his friend/husband tried to get him to say the f-slur on stream and his response was that he could only say a 1/5th of it before calling his husband a " 'ggott"." And this is all (probably) real. This is a real thing that happened.

(if you don't know the character just go off of vibes)

YOUTUBE KEEPS GIVING ME FUCKING HORROR MOVIE ADS HOW MANY OF THESE FUCKERS DO I HAVE TO BLOCK

So turns out golden poison dart frogs aren't poisonous in captivity because their poison comes from beetles or some shit, but I still think they are FUCKING cool god I want to see one some day.

Doing a research essay on poison dart frogs and a large part of the reason they're endangered is the goddamn illegal exotic pet trade. Who the FUCK thinks keeping a frog poisonous enough to kill ten people with one touch is a good idea??? Call me boring but this doesn't seem like a good idea.

i don’t really care for lord of the rings all that much but bombadil civil war still makes me lose my mind