the guys again (+ tachibana. who i tolerate

At the con today I had to catch myself every five seconds in the artist alley because there were tons of booths selling art of AITSF but I often abbreviate it out loud as “AI” so I kept going “oh that’s the booth with the AI art- FUCK I MEAN THE SOMNIUM FILES ART-!” Because I didn’t want some poor innocent artist to get accidentally wrecked by people who misheard me

if it was about 15 years ago i’d already have seen 12 different AMVs of chimera falin set to three days grace animal i have become on my feed but that just doesn’t happen anymore. because of woke

griffin mcelroy is so funny because youll see clips of him talking and its always either something like "my names sprite pepsi and im abstinence until i DIE" or its something like "that was the last conversation you ever had with your sister. when someone leaves your life those exits are not made equal. some are beautiful and poetic and satisfying, others are abrupt and unfair, but most are just unremarkable." and theres no in between

i always assumed that hating pigeons was the result of some sort of mysterious city liver wisdom but ive lived in cities on and off for like at least 3 years now i think. and i still find pigeons charming and wonderful. the main critique i see is that they poop which applies to literally all animals. i guess they steal your food? they dont steal MY food. also imagine youre a hungry little beast. gotta eat to live gotta steal to eat otherwise wed get along. etc

My suffering as an OM player is at conventions there is literally NO MERCH in the artist alley or dealers room of it. It’s all TWST. I have not been able to find any obey me merch for over a year now

White Rabbit Fest is already one of my favorite events in the game, and I haven't even finished it yet. The outfits are so fun to draw!

Flowey: NOOOO! STOP! YOURE SUPPOSED TO OBEY ME

The six human Testosterone bottles:

A tiger bursting to freedom after being rescued from a poacher’s snare in the Russian Far East.

oh, thats zionist propaganda in my knuckles the echidna show

Quiet Quitting is when you're not doing anything wrong but the vibes are off

the communal jaywalk is a powerful thing

hello beloveds ☺️

Jägerman's Body

this is so niche BUT PLEASE BLOW THIS UP IT WOULD MEAN A LOT TO ME CONSIDERING THIS IS LIKE 2 OF MY FAV THINGS EVER

Teeth are bullshit. What do you mean you’re decaying. Get a fucking grip. You’re a bone now act like it. You don’t see my finger bones decaying from jerking it too much now do you