poiisoned--princess
never behaved
Ophelia // 21 // a fucking brat
An obey me sideblog ... because I couldn't resist temptation. Main blog is yachiboo.
I love Lucifer and Beelzebub.
My MC's name is Magdalene.I'm a huge fucking nerd.
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*Playing truth or dare*
Satan: Alright MC, I dare you to prank call your dad in the human world.
MC: Fine! *takes out iphone* Hey Siri call Dad.
Siri: Now calling “Daddy”
MC: NO NO-
*Lucifer’s phone rings*
Lucifer: Hello, Lucifer speaking.
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Incorrect Obey Me! Quote #117
Asmodeus: “So who’s the clingy one?”
Mammon, sitting on MC’s lap, with his arms around them and his face buried in their neck: “MC, obviously.”
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Incorrect Obey Me! Quote #118
MC: “Did it hurt when you fell?”
Leviathan, rolling his eyes: “From what? Heaven?”
MC: “No, from the bus. You tripped on a step and just kinda laid there.”
Leviathan:
MC: “We all saw it.”
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beel is a LARGE BOY
another post shower selfie,, headcannon belphie/mc leave him snacks in the bathroom for after he's finished showering
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His eyes be piercing through your soul
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Asmodeus moodboard in pink
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Sksjdjsjsjs. So I work at a small pizzeria... and I got this call while I was at work. I'm dying rn. The timing is so perfect its nearly creepy...
#obey me#obey me beelzebub#obey me spoilers#im kind of tempted to right a funny lil fic based ofr this
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the obey me fandom tonight has 1 braincell and we’re all forced to share it
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Simeon should honestly just give up at this point.
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Working out at the gym
Mammon: *walks over by MC* Nice lunges.
MC: Um thanks I guess ..?
Mammon: Ya know,it’d be better if you were on both knees and su-
Simeon: WHEN SHE’S ON BOTH KNEES PRASING OUR LORD AND SAVIOR JESUS. AMEN.
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Leviathan: -in the celestial realm- let's give the humans anime and manga to teach them important values like friendship in entertaining ways
Leviathan: -in devildom- let's corrupt anime and make hentai.
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Just a reminder of how chaotic the first lessons were 🎶
Diavolo: Welcome, kidnapped student number 4!
Lucifer: Try not to die here, my boyfriend will get mad.
Asmodeus: I’ll make you horny by looking into your eyes, see? *👁👄👁*
Satan: Haha, I’m extremely fake :)
Beelzebub: F Ø Ô D
Mammon: Ugh, I’m NOT a masochist! *blushes*
Leviathan: WHERE’S THE MONEY, YOU SCUM?
Belphegor: *angry prison noises*
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