RPF aside Nico losing the gayest nhl player poll to that German schnitzel child is insane to me when he literally has custom pride Nikes like ??? He wears devs pride merch in the off season ??? And that’s not including him flirting with miles wood in the comments of a devils official Instagram post,,, Actually embarrassing like y’all don’t know your herstory
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minos was such a pussy. if my wife gave birth to an epic minotaur baby i wouldn't have locked him in a labyrinth. i would have taken him to the mcdonalds play place (athens) every day and let him eat as many stray mcnuggets (athenians) off the floor as he wanted. i love you hungry son
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I need to see them interact
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@titsbeauvillier come get your man, he actin up
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carrying all the groceries up so my wife doesnt have to
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Nothing numbs the pain like a 150k word men’s hockey rpf fanfic
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I don’t like the optative mood because it has me saying goofy-sounding shit like ποιοῖο and παύοιεν
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Facebook deleted this almost immediately. It's almost like the ultrawealthy don't want us knowing or talking about what's at stake.
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Florida Panthers twitter/X coming up with the Goods today!
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