pfudorqueen
Pink Fluffy Unicorn Dancing On Rainbows
Ellie ♔ 1993 ♔ Parisian ♔ INFX ♔ Virgo ♔ Mom Friend ♔ Teacher ♔ Queer
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Things that work in fiction but not real life
torture getting reliable information out of people
knocking someone out to harmlessly incapacitate them for like an hour
jumping into water from staggering heights and surviving the fall completely intact
calling the police to deescalate a situation
rafting your way off a desert island
correctly profiling total strangers based on vibes
effectively operating every computer by typing and nothing else
ripping an IV out of your arm without consequences
heterosexual cowboy
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here's a bunch of spongebob titlecards i hoarded
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Sometimes a creative outlet is a fun little hobby and sometimes it's a lifelong affliction. Like I crochet because making little woven animals sparks joy and I'm a writer whether I like it or not because I'm tormented by visions
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I'm watching my nephews who are 9 and 7. They were arguing and before I could intervene, the 9 year old says to the 7 year old, "I would roast you but mom said I'm not allowed to burn trash." Externally, I kept my cool. Internally, I was like:
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idk who needs to hear this rn but suffering is not noble. take the tylenol
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Reblog if you stand against order, civilization, and goodness itself
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The way Charles hand's stay on Edwin until the last second, and how their hands touch as his hands slide off himmm
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Please return us to a world where Notp and squick are used for a ship you don’t like instead of just making up a load of bullshit about how immoral it is or w/e lol
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