fellas is it gay to visit the graves of achilles and patroclus with your personal bodyguard/bff who you named second in command to your empire and compare yourself to achilles and him to patroclus and also lose your mind when he dies and die yourself not eight months later
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“Patrochilles is real,” I say into the mic, the crowd boos. I begin to walk off the stage in shame. “No, she’s right!” I hear a voice in the back say. The lights come on. It's Alexander the Great.
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I don't remember this in Percy Jackson
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at this point i have a personal vendetta against madeline miller. i'm gonna fight her 1in1 in the kid's playground in front of my block and my weapon of choice will be the iliad and the odyssey which i'm going to throw at her head in hopes she actually absorbs something from the source material and stops making shit up as she goes
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I am so anti Madeline Miller it is insane
(Sorry if it looks blurry, idk how to fix that)
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I love how accidentally fruity (bcs i'm pretty sure it wasnt on purpose) Black Sails' Israel Hands turned out.
Like, his whole arc about Blackbeard, how he is at the same time extremely bitter about him and still somehow sentimental totally looks like an unrequited crush. He is furious at Ed for how he treated him but at the same time he still cant bring himself to hate him entirely. Becouse He remembers their good times, how dear Blackbeard was to him and perhaps this makes him even more bitter.
I'm also convinced that Israel had prepared a whole Independent woman, "i dont need you" ,"you're the Man but i got the power" type of speech when he found out that he will have to meet Blackbeard & was unpleased about the news about his death, becouse all his effort was wasted. And this is canon. Argue with the wall.
AND HIM WITH SILVER. Its fucking hillarious how he tries to sabotage Johns relationship with Flint whenever he has a chance with absolutely no reason exluding: "How dare they be in actual love when i was pining for my captain for 472828282 years and the only thing i got was a kick in my ass! 😠😠 I am not happy so neither should they! 🤬🤬" (I know Silver and Flint are everything but happy but you get my point)
And he is serving cunt honestly. With his whole girl bestie, "dump him" attitude to Silver, while being an old fuck with the greasiest most crusty dusty hair imaginable, and overall looking like this:
And when he doesnt sabotage gay relationships, he takes out his anger on John, constantly beating the shit out of him (which is totally deserved btw).
Oh and of course i have to mention his silly little moves with his silly little hammer. He is such an icon honestly.
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The Black Sails fandom is funny when they say that James loved Miranda when in the show he refers to her as a ''friend'' and eleanor guthrie says that James doesn't love her. and she herself admits that the relationship between James and Thomas was different, bro, that was love. It was always Thomas, it was never Miranda ''my romance with Thomas'' this is how he refers to Thomas
sorry for the wrong words my native language is not english
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Im sorry Toby and i love you very much but. Ablosutely not.
Toby Stephens is officially an honorary member of the Posally nation
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he's a man. he's god. he's a monster. he's nothing. he's everything. he would kill for you he would die for you he would kill you if necessary. he's a protector he's a killer he's a savior he's destruction he's a friend he's a liar. he wants to do the right thing he doesn't know what the right thing is anymore. he's a lover he's a fighter he's vengeful he's terrified. he's broken. he's ruined. he's never been stronger. everything hurts. he can't feel anything. he's just a man.
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Imagine being so talented and skilled in writing that you're able to write an ending to a show that is not a happy one, but it is the best possible outcome. Black Sails destroyed me is what I'm saying
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