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otpbutmakeitspicy Ā· 6 days
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a little bit of internal bleeding the loveliest accessory a man could wear
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otpbutmakeitspicy Ā· 6 days
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never totally understood the preoccupation with swords as exclusively phallic symbolism to be honest. this is clearly scissoring.
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otpbutmakeitspicy Ā· 7 days
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While weā€™re on the topic of tied up mensā€¦
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Was I supposed to be immune to this shit?
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otpbutmakeitspicy Ā· 7 days
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Tied up is in fact very much accepted. Encouraged even. The cherry on top.
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This scene was formative to me, in case anyone was wondering.
i suffer from 'men are hotter banged up' disease. unfortunately there is no cure.
Bloody and bruised >
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otpbutmakeitspicy Ā· 9 days
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sorry the lonely grumpy asshole always ends up wanting to suck the annoying sunshine boy's dick i don't make the rules bro
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otpbutmakeitspicy Ā· 10 days
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sluttiest thing a man can do is know how to cook delicious meals
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otpbutmakeitspicy Ā· 11 days
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pissing each other off as foreplay
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otpbutmakeitspicy Ā· 11 days
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Horniness is not intrinsically less pure than any other human motivation
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otpbutmakeitspicy Ā· 11 days
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I can always tell when the ā€œmen are hotter banged upā€ post is doing rounds despite having notifications shut off because I start getting followers šŸ˜‚
To answer some of the many questions in the tags:
-Iā€™ve never watched hockey except during the Olympics and the appeal just wasnā€™t there. Sorry!
-I have watched wrestling- lucha, pro, indie, I just havenā€™t a lot lately since my ex was big into it soā€¦eh šŸ˜”
-honestly itā€™s mostly just Blorbosā„¢ļø (of any gender or lack thereof) bloody and bruised, but women or enbies are better in other peopleā€™s blood, and men are better in their own- I donā€™t make the rules. Please just give me fictional people fucked up or fucking other people up. The og tags told on some of my fandoms. No I was not referring to anything else šŸ˜…
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otpbutmakeitspicy Ā· 12 days
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Can we fuck it out
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otpbutmakeitspicy Ā· 14 days
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If youā€™re going to spam report things to get me shadowbanned, kindly just fuck off and donā€™t follow.
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otpbutmakeitspicy Ā· 15 days
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the self care industry will sell you face masks and teas and whatnot so i'm here to remind you not to forget the most important self care activity which is masturbation
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otpbutmakeitspicy Ā· 15 days
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Something is not right about you. Let's have sex
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otpbutmakeitspicy Ā· 17 days
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crying over old men smut like it's a regular tuesday
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otpbutmakeitspicy Ā· 21 days
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There's a reason why 'beating off" and 'beatific' resemble each other so closely.
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otpbutmakeitspicy Ā· 21 days
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i'll fuck you eventually relax let me be funny first
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otpbutmakeitspicy Ā· 22 days
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me admiring a beautiful man: wow he sure does have a vulnerable looking throat, huh?
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