I mean: how dare I not jump to her every whim?

This

THE SANDMAN Interview | Neil Gaiman, Tom Sturridge and Cast Talk Netflix Series AKA Tom Sturridge ready to fight everyone for The Sandman bless him.

Oh to be a Sophie....

The look I gave mom when she sewed my second ear on and she too finally realised they are NOT the same size...

Help me name her please?

She is going to be my arm dragon/puppet when she grows up....

some rough times ahead...

I've been not wanting to do this, but can't avoid it any longer because my hours at work are being cut 6-8 hours each week. Not surprised as the whole Christmas season and then post holiday return season have been the slowest I've ever worked retail. Walmart actually started cutting hours in mid-December, but Service Desk wasn't affected because we were already chronically short-handed. But there's no avoiding it now.

The past two weeks, and in at least the two to come, I've lost a whole shift each week. As a result--after paying the rent on my storage unit & my car insurance--I'm going to be out of funds for a place to stay this coming Saturday, the 27th (and left with only $35 to cover food & gas until Friday, February 2). My fallback, as ever, is to stay in my car or the breakroom at work. Either option is not the healthiest choice, due to the winter cold and/or my inability to elevate my feet to reduce the swelling that develops during the workday.

I'm going to try and talk to Human Resources tomorrow to see if they can offer any kind of financial assistance; last time, they gave me a number that turned out to be free mental health services only. And so, alas, I must ask once again if anyone reading this can manage to send some help. Any size donation or simple reblogs will be sincerely appreciated. Thank you in advance for either!

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As a non native English speaker I have a question: why is Naked pronounced naked, but baked not pronounced Baked?

And why can a second also be the second?

Not taking any chances either...

Ooh...

Art by Mindy Lee

Threesome/jockstrap/friend

Not me just finding out there are MANY podcasts on knitting. Who knew??

And half your age

My friend recently said that it's crazy and abnormal to be in love with an actor twice your age (+married) and/or with fictional characters twice your age. So... Guys, could you reblog this so he'll see that even if it is crazy, it's like a very common (and beautiful) thing?

Friend: 'Do you want to go out for coffee?'

My neurospicy overstimulated ass: 'I can't, I already have a coffee date'

You know it's cold out when the normally not so cuddly cat settles on your lap 2 minutes after you sit down with a blanket

I LOVE SLEEP

I LOVE BED

Friend: How many times have you watched The Sandman?

Me: Yes