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ofishal-fish-posts · 3 hours
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you can do it op! we believe in you. followers: give op some notes please
big sigh…
alright, fine.
50 notes and I’ll organize my closet ✅
100 notes and I’ll try (TRY) to eat breakfast more often ✅
300 notes and I’ll cut down on snacks✅
1000 notes and I’ll have a talk with myself and figure out my sexuality (in the works!!!) ✅
6000 notes and I’ll write that song I’ve been meaning to
6500 and I’ll post the song
go crazy. No more than two reblogs from a blog. Tag the corps. Idk.
@incognito-mode-official to start
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ofishal-fish-posts · 11 hours
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One of these days I fully intend to move next to a fish market. At first I will wander aimlessly until I happen upon a stout and amicable Belgian man named Hans. Hans will be a masterful fishmonger, but unfortunately his talents will be taken for granted by all his customers. At least until he meets me. For the first time in his life, his talents will be verbally acknowledged when I say to him "Hans, you are a very skillful fishmonger, perhaps the best." In return Hans will offer me a 90% discount on the fish, because he knows that my continued patronage will be the sole safe guard maintaining his psychological stability. A stability more than worth the cost of discounting my fish orders to such an extreme. This is how I plan to realize my humble ambition of eating the highest quality sushi every day of my life.
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ofishal-fish-posts · 19 hours
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my good sir. You cannot manipulate, mansplain, manwhore your way out of this one.
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official fish post
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ofishal-fish-posts · 2 days
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hi, if I were a fish, wha fish would I be?
look into your heart, only you can answer that question
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ofishal-fish-posts · 2 days
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Silly 🌸
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ofishal-fish-posts · 2 days
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official fish post
new favorite bit is saying "I would be fangirling so hard if I met him in real life 😍" about random species of fish
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ofishal-fish-posts · 2 days
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Signal boosting this here cause it's a great space if you're in the buffyverse fandom like I am.
Some of you may know this, but I'm one of the mods on the Buffyverse discord server, which is space dedicated to, well, the Buffyverse fandom (we welcome all ships etc). You can join here. Hope to see you there!
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ofishal-fish-posts · 2 days
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Hi :D how are you doing?
i'm doing well and i hope you are as well, anon
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ofishal-fish-posts · 2 days
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what do you think of pumpkinseed sunfish?
i like them, they're pretty
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ofishal-fish-posts · 2 days
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Thanks for all the fish yo
you're welcome
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ofishal-fish-posts · 2 days
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Oh fuck I dunno what to say on anon. Want to see this cool picture of a frog off anon instead
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Really like look at this guy
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Closer!
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He loves you :)
awwwwwwww he's just a little guy, i love him
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ofishal-fish-posts · 2 days
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I love fish and I love your posts by extension. I hope you have a good day!!!!
aww im glad you like them
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ofishal-fish-posts · 2 days
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fisg
fish?
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ofishal-fish-posts · 2 days
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okay so you won't reveal your favourite fish but would you reveal your least favourite fish?
i got like five asks about my least favorite fish so now i don't think i can reveal that either
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ofishal-fish-posts · 2 days
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Did u not like my fish puns :(
i do like your fish puns
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ofishal-fish-posts · 2 days
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Are you salmon, the bear, or the river?
i really have no idea how to answer this, i'm a fish blog
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