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You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised him.
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2023-2024 will go down in history as the season Quinn Hughes finally decided to give the gays everything they've ever wanted and became absolutely allergic to not serving. Devastingly lethal face card.
Thank you for feeding your people today, king.
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Florida
Is one hell of a drug
Florida
Go on fuck me up
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After he wins the Stanley Cup this year as well as the Norris do you think that Quinn will spend the summer teaching Jack how to properly blow dry your curly hair so you don't look like a 22 year old cafeteria lunch lady
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Farabee? Larkin? Zegras? Tkachuk? Luke? LYON?
Team USA has me by the throat.
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I love all three hughes brothers honestly …i mean there is something unique about each one of them
Quinn : i love his quite nature , the way he respects others and the occasional smiles that he gives us …..especially in his post match interview , i mean all u want to do is cuddle this man and kiss the red marks on his face. He gives great dad energy and totally a husband material ….he is shy in front of everyone but with you he can become flirtatious and freaky.
Luke : with all due respect ,out of all three brothers..luke looks the most fuckable …..his height,curly hair,veiny arms ,puppy eyes ….i mean who wouldn’t want to wake up next to messy hair , half naked luke . I think he likes having fun in his younger years but when he finds The One ,he will pamper her like no one can.
Jack : a lot of people like jack,s long hair but honestly i think he looks way better in shorter hair , i mean we all know that can be a bit egoistic and witty but thats what makes him sexy . He,s cute and he knows it ….honestly I don’t think he will settle anytime soon but his type is pretty clear (blonde,thin and fancy ) he is not going to settle for someone normal.
Absolutely no lies detected here.
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Hello all so I believe I have confused you - I am committed to the following bits based on no facts whatsoever:
Quinn Hughes secretly hates Trevor Zegras and he won't come out and say it he's just passive aggressive and cunty
Luke Hughes is actually the depressed wet cat brother not Quinn
Jack Hughes is a pathological narcissist who needs 24/7 validation like others need air (<--- this one is probably true tho)
Oliver Ekman-Larsson has never done anything wrong in his life and is in fact an angel sent from heaven who will win the Norris right after Quinn Hughes
I will one day persish by being crushed between Sasha Barkov's tree trunk thighs
I am going to marry Travis Koneckny's wife
Brandon Tanev is my haunted goth girlfriend whomst I will cheat on Mrs. Koneckny with
Roman Josi belongs on some coin
Matthew Tkachuk is actually the least loved Tkachuk sibling but Keith is engaging in a battle of psychological warfare with Brady as a motivational tool to get his team into the playoffs.
Ellen Hughes in the greatest hockey player with the last name "Hughes" ever period full stop and deserves to be the next head coach of the NJ Devils.
I do hope I have cleared this up .
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End me, king.
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It's come down to this: either this mans wins the Norris or lives will be lost. That's just God's plan.
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Happy Lesbian Visibility Week everyone!
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I saw your post about the Amazon show and it's maybe the third or fourth time I've seen something on here about Quinn giving side eye to Trevor Zegras. Did something happen IRL with them? Aren't Zegras & Jack good buds? I feel like I'm missing some tea!! lol
Hi there! As far as I know I think they (the Hughes brothers) treat Zegras like the 4th brother. So I think any eye rolls or jabs are just sibling like. I don't think there is any drama. I think it's just general good natured ball busting.
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JOINS THE LIST??!!
My brother in Christ, Quinn IS the list.
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🥹🥹🥹he deserves this moment.
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*looks at Keith Tkachuk’s zip up*
He ain’t even trying to hide who the favorite son is.
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No Turbo content from the Kraken this break up day? Cruel.
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Important news on my girlfriend (for @tanevcolton28 in the event they did not see it)
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Big ups to Matthew Tkachuk, who - despite being ready to head into an intense playoff battle with a cross state rival - saw his brother and sister-in-law's baby news decided NOW is the perfect time to steal the ol'thunder right out from under them and honestly I am so impressed.
This is the kind ofJack Hughes-ish attention whoreing move to keep it all on him and not his sibling(s) that I am so here for.
*Chef's kiss, Chucky. Chef's kiss.
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