After he wins the Stanley Cup this year as well as the Norris do you think that Quinn will spend the summer teaching Jack how to properly blow dry your curly hair so you don't look like a 22 year old cafeteria lunch lady

You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised him.

2023-2024 will go down in history as the season Quinn Hughes finally decided to give the gays everything they've ever wanted and became absolutely allergic to not serving. Devastingly lethal face card.

Thank you for feeding your people today, king.

Ok no but hear me out - you know who else has not only coached all 3 Hughes brothers but ALSO changed their nappies AND has no history of problematic, abusive behavior toward players and also just happens to be available RIGHT NOW, never mind in the "interim", as coach of the New Jersey Devils?

Yes.

The streets are saying there are really people out here NOT loving noted queer ally Quinn Hughes? Cannot compute.

So absolutely dead chuffed for this Amazon NHL documentary with a feature on Quinny. I hope with every fiber of my being they film this summer as well so it will all just end up being 5 hours of Quinn giving Trevor Zegras the evil eye and making passive aggressive backhanded insults to him, Jack yelling "WAS I IN THE SHOT? NO BUT DID YOU GET ME IN IT?? I FEEL LIKE THE PEOPLE REALLY WANT TO SEE ME IN THIS" and Luke power eating Skittles while crying on the phone to his therapist in the corner.

This will be EPIC.

The hair flip. It is a knife in my heart.

You know who tried to warn us about Trevor Zegras?

This mans was tired of his bullshit long before the rest of us, you know.

In a world full of uncertainty, isn't it comforting to know that Quinn Hughes will never wear a different suit to a game? 🤗

Feeling like "Nature (Tkachuk paradigm) vs. Nurture (Hughes paradigm): Theoretical Perspectives on Sibling Psychology" as the topic of my thesis paper would be absolutely brilliant.

The date is 5th January, 2024. It is 11:30 pm at an Italian restaurant in Hoboken,NJ. The Vancouver Canucks are in town. Quinn Hughes is explaining to Jack for the 34667 time that bolognese is NOT bologna. Luke Hughes fumbles awkwardly for his fake Id so he can order a Bud Light and be “cool” like his older brothers. Tomorrow they will pose mid ice for pictures looking like they’ve just been sentenced to death.

But tonight. Tonight is good.

When u forgot to take your beta-blocker but u got an ad to do U WERK BITCH

Quinn Hughes sits in the dark, his fingers tented, eyes gleaming, as the video of his brothers chaotically crashing into themselves for no reason appears across his laptop screen.

“Excellent” he says to himself, “my plan has begun”, as he leans back with a self satisfied smile.

Happy Hanukkah to all who celebrate but very specifically to these legends.

When you single-handedly dismantle the Edmonton Oilers Hockey Club and the Zoloft kicks in at the same time.

Vibe check