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nymphaerie · 3 days
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honestly i dont need therapy i need a machine to go into my body and manually stretch all my muscles and crack all my joints and then i need the machine to go into my brain and deep clean it with soapy hot water
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nymphaerie · 5 days
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nymphaerie · 8 days
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the need to talk about the characters vs the fear that all of my analysis is just empty prose and surface level understanding
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nymphaerie · 9 days
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the humble "like" is oft mocked despite what it does for us. "like, three people" is a vastly different statement from "three people". "and i was like 'what the fuck'" is vastly different from "and i said 'what the fuck'". i love you "like" and anyone who says you make people sound stupid will be killed on sight
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nymphaerie · 9 days
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making posts about how beer tastes bad is a lot like that painting of a jester harassing a bunch of dogs while leaning over a wall, except the jester is below the dogs and trying so hard to reach them, and all the dogs are extremely beautiful and strong, and have a wonderful community built on love, and they never want for anything. they never want for anything.
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you ever been milked big time?
I was the only almond at Silk for 5 years
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nymphaerie · 9 days
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I’ve stumbled across an online community of women (mostly) who alter those Precious Moments figures
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And I’m obsessed
I love everything about it
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nymphaerie · 11 days
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hiding under this guys car to try and slice his annkles with a old knife 🤣
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nymphaerie · 11 days
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my toxic trait is simply not doing things if i don't want to do them
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nymphaerie · 11 days
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nymphaerie · 11 days
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This is makign me sick why are the devs taking off his hat every frame and putting it back just to do it again for the rest of his life. do you think its funny? you sickos you freaks leave him alone you dont deserve him
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nymphaerie · 12 days
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