121 notes
·
View notes
honestly i dont need therapy i need a machine to go into my body and manually stretch all my muscles and crack all my joints and then i need the machine to go into my brain and deep clean it with soapy hot water
56K notes
·
View notes
50K notes
·
View notes
the need to talk about the characters vs the fear that all of my analysis is just empty prose and surface level understanding
11K notes
·
View notes
the humble "like" is oft mocked despite what it does for us. "like, three people" is a vastly different statement from "three people". "and i was like 'what the fuck'" is vastly different from "and i said 'what the fuck'". i love you "like" and anyone who says you make people sound stupid will be killed on sight
53K notes
·
View notes
making posts about how beer tastes bad is a lot like that painting of a jester harassing a bunch of dogs while leaning over a wall, except the jester is below the dogs and trying so hard to reach them, and all the dogs are extremely beautiful and strong, and have a wonderful community built on love, and they never want for anything. they never want for anything.
12K notes
·
View notes
you ever been milked big time?
I was the only almond at Silk for 5 years
89K notes
·
View notes
I’ve stumbled across an online community of women (mostly) who alter those Precious Moments figures
And I’m obsessed
I love everything about it
9K notes
·
View notes
hiding under this guys car to try and slice his annkles with a old knife 🤣
33K notes
·
View notes
my toxic trait is simply not doing things if i don't want to do them
149K notes
·
View notes
12K notes
·
View notes