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igotathingforeddiemunson · 2 years

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Hiii!!!! I know you were looking for new non smut stuff! I HAVE ONE!!!

Okay okay okay hear me out.

Eddie and reader best friend are 100% dense about them both being ass over tea kettle for one another and so Robin and Steve meddle and have them go to the mall with them right? And then Ditch them with a note saying “have a nice date you two don’t do anything we wouldn’t do.”

Eddie: -bright red- a…a date? Ahem. I mean if you are amenable.

Reader: -blushes- I um… yes?

Both of them pause Eddie: -frowns- there isn’t much those two idiots wouldn’t do.

I’ll leave the rest up to you but have a moment where Robin and Steve pop out of somewhere “JUST KISS ALREADY!!!!”

“You know he’s totally into you, right?” Robin had said the previous night on the phone. You had been talking for hours at that point, the two of you gushing over your crushes when you finally let it slip that you had been crushing hard on the guy you called your best friend for years now. Eddie Munson.

“Rob, you’re so full of shit.” You huffed into the phone.

“Dude, when you’re not around and it’s just him and Steve and I, he will not shut up about you. It’d be cute if it wasn’t so annoying, actually.”

You should’ve seen the warning signs a mile away that she was up to something that night when she told you that she wanted you, Eddie, Steve, and herself to all meet up at Scoops Ahoy after closing time the next night.

You should’ve seen the warning signs when she told you to dress nice. You should’ve seen the warning signs when you called Scoops earlier that day and asked if everything was still on for the night and she giggled.

But now, here you were, standing outside of a closed Scoops Ahoy, Eddie leaned up against the door beside of you as you clutched a piece of paper that said:

“Dear Y/N and Eddie, Have a fun night, just the two of you. Have a little date. Don’t get yourselves in trouble because we don’t have bail money, but don’t do anything we wouldn’t do.

Love, S + R.”

You read the note several times and looked around to make sure this wasn’t one of their elaborate pranks and they weren’t going to come running out from the fake plants. You passed the note to Eddie who read it over and over again, his face beet red by the time he looked up at you.

“A date?” He scratched the back of his neck, “What’s that about?”

“I guess they’ve got the rogue idea that we have a crush on each other.” You shrugged, your cheeks tinted as red as his. You didn’t dare look at him. Not until he spoke again and you felt those butterflies flurry.

“I mean, I guess they’re not too far off.” He snorted, “It’s not like I haven’t had a crush on you for the past three years.”

Your eyes snapped up to his and you swallowed harshly. Did he just say...three years? You couldn’t talk. Your mouth felt dry and you swore you lost the ability to speak. How was he so casual about this?

“I mean...if you’ve got something better to do...we can just forget this ever happened.” Eddie shrugged as he straightened himself up and acted as if he was going to walk off, “Since we were...ya know...ditched?”

“No, I – I’d go out on a date with you.” You said, way too enthusiastically, as you gripped his leather clad arm. Way to play it cool. “I mean...we can hang out, yeah?”

“You sure?” He snorted, “Cause it looks like you’re about ready to run away from me now that I told you I was crushing on you.”

“No,” you laughed softly as you shook your head, “I guess I just...can’t believe it. I mean...you’re not exactly the only one that’s had a three year crush.”

“Really?” His voice was soft, “You’re not just saying that to make me feel like less of an asshole, hm?”

“No,” you smiled up at him, “I’m not.”

You caught the smile that was splayed across his face as he looked down at his boots and then back up at you after he had regained a semblance of composure, “So...maybe we can go to the food court or something? It’s late...and there’s probably nothing else open right now.”

“Yeah, that’s fine with me.” You nodded, trying so hard to not be awkward but failing miserably.

The two of you walked quietly to the food court, both of you ordering a milkshake and a order of fries to share. You found the farthest table from everyone else and slid into the booth, sliding around until you were sitting next to him, your thighs touching from the closeness. You were afraid it was going to feel weird now but it just still felt like you were hanging out with your best friend.

He was quiet for a minute before he snorted slightly and nodded towards the opposite end of the food court.

“There’s two sailors staring at us from across the food court right now,” Eddie said and you followed his line of sight across the dining tables and to a corner. You bit back a laugh when you saw Steve and Robin passing back and forth a pair of binoculars.

“Guess we’ve got some spies,” you laughed, propping your head up on your hand as you looked over at him. He seemed a bit quieter than usual and you wondered if something was bothering him.

“You okay?” You asked softly.

“Uh...yes and no,” he nodded, “I guess this isn’t how I wanted you to find out...I wanted you to tell you when I was ready. Guess I’m a little upset this wasn’t done on our time but...maybe they realized we were both too stubborn.”

“We are a little stubborn, aren’t we?” You laughed softly, catching his gaze as he turned to look at you. You leaned into him, your chest against his arm as you asked softly,“What else is on your mind, Eds?”

“...I just really want to kiss you right now,” he nodded, his eyes drifting down to your mouth.

His kiss was everything you had ever dreamed of. Soft and gentle, taking a bit more desperate edge once you didn’t pull away. You could faintly hear cheers coming from the opposite end of the food court as one of his hands came up to cup the back of your head and through a peeking eye, you could see he was flipping the two cheerleaders off.

“It’s about time!” Steve shouted from the corner.

“Get a room, lovebirds!” Robin laughed right along with him.

#eddie munson #ITS PERFECT

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Eddie would take this as a fucking compliment and we know it.

Steve: Did it hurt?

Eddie: When I fell from Heaven?

Steve: No, when you broke through the earth’s crust ascending from Hell.

#Eddie Munson #the boy would pause and think omg that’s so metal #and then BLUSH

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igotathingforeddiemunson · 2 years

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i’m so glad i found you i’ve been ovulating for the last week and on top of that i got my wisdom teeth out, but anyways can i please request a eddie x reader where she’s ovulating and just really clingy and emotional and just wants to be with him and cuddled or an eddie x sinclair reader who is like usually pretty confident but gets shy around him🫶🏾

AWWWWWW. Okay it’s safe for work re-enter if you want me to expand and make it uh not safe for work!

Hheeheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheh.

My Koala Bear | Eddie Munson x F!Reader | SFW

You were moping around the house today, it was bad enough that you werent able to do any shifts with Robin and Steve at the Family Video to keep your mind occupied but christ did everything ache. You were emotional, moody, and oh jesus god were you freaking needing attention!!!! You tried relaxing, tried taking a bath, tried listening to music, tried everything to keep occupied while Eddie did his thing and did what he usually did for money.

But you finally caved in and drove to his trailer letting yourself in seeing Wayne sitting reading a book, “hey kiddo.”

“Hi Wayne, Eddie home yet?”

“Not yet dear, want some lasagna? Made a batch.”

“Awe thank you but I’ll have some later I’m just gonna nap before he gets back.” You smile wide at Wayne and go into Eddie’s room tossing your jacket and purse onto one of the amps and wriggle out of your jeans getting on your boy shorts and Eddie’s Metallica shirt after yanking your bra off. Flopping into his bed, you exhaled, pausing, you noted he did use the new sheets you got. Mmmmm jersey. You rolled a bit and rubbed your legs like a singing cricket and sighed. Comfy. Snatching up his pillow and shoving your face into it breathing in the scent of bourbon soap you had bought him for christmas, pot, and a musky sweat that was just Eddie, you drifted into a more content sleep.

“Baby?” A hum, and a head pat, “Baaaabyyyy.”

You peel one eye open to see Eddie looming over you, “Eddie!!” You crawl onto him and wrap around him like a Koala, legs around his waist and arms over his neck, he lets out a deep laugh and straightens as you keep a hold on him burying your face into his hair. “Well now what is this?” You whine and clutch closer as he tries to extricate himself from you. “Alright, alright.” He wraps his arms under your backside kissing your temple swaying you both and smiling to himself. “someone is awful needy.”

“Mmmm.” You groan feeling aching and tender. “Ovulating.” you mumble low.

Eddie pauses confused, “what?”

“Ehhhh.” You turn bright red. “Hormones!”

He doesn’t quite get it, but he remembered hearing about hormones making women weird during their periods and when they were pregnant, he figured you were off kilter and carried you into the kitchen where Wayne was drinking coffee at the counter. “Ha, what have we here?”

Eddie grabbed a cup and took a long drink after dumping sugar in it, “ My personal Koala Bear apparently.” Your head was rested on his shoulder arms and legs wound about him like snakes as he sat down on a stool at the kitchen counter.

You were always surprised how Eddie easily just carried you around, he was constantly lugging mechanic gear at the Garage he did part time work at, the amps, his guitar was pretty heavy, and then there was helping unload vans as a part time job at the plant Wayne worked at too. Lean he was but weak he was not. You felt his calloused hand and body warmed rings rub through his shirt comforting you. “My poor angel isn’t feeling too good.”

In fact you were not even embarassed as Wayne chuckled and went to go get ready as Eddie settled you both on the couch so his uncle could go shower.

Eddie hums into the crook of your neck, “you’re so precious, my good girl.”

You felt the tears come before you realized they were even there.

“Baby!” Eddie pulls you back a bit cupping your face, “why are you crying?”

You blubber, “you’re so sweet and you put up with all my nonsense and i dont know what I’d do without you because it would really suck!” You wail quietly.

He laughs a bit confused, wiping your tears, “and that’s a bad thing?”

Another sniffle and a sob, “n-no!” a hiccup, “j-just emotional.” He chuckles kissing your tear streaked face brushing your hair back crooning.

“Oh my poor Koala you’re really out of it huh?”

“Stupid hormones!” You hiccup. “Stupid uterus! Stupid ovulation!”

Eddie blinks and stares at you, “oh?” His eyes widen, then look down at your pelvis as you wipe your eyes and his eyes blink rapidly. “Ooooohhhhhhhhhh.” coughing he grins, “so you’re just needing attention.” Leaning forward he pulls you to him and rubs your spine gently leaning back with you to snuggle close, “awe, my poor girl. Well i think once Wayne gets outta here i might be able to make sure you get all the attention you need baby.”

You perk up a bit, “snuggles?”

“Yes baby all the snuggles, and blankets, and we can even listen to that audio book you like.”

“Really!” You smile wide, it’s a mystery novel Eddie’s not too fond of but that means the world.

But he’s busy petting your hair, nuzzling your cheek and kissing the bridge of your nose, his doe eyes tracing your features as he smiles softly at you before nuzzling your face chuckling at your attempt to practically fuse yourself to his body. “Alright baby,” he says when Wayne finally leaves with a laughing goodbye. “c’mon.” With one movement up you are carried back to his room as he tickles your spine laughing loudly at your indignant squeal.

“EDDIE NO TICKLING!”

#eddie munson #stranger things #eddie munson fluff #eddie munson x reader #eddie munson imagine #eddie munson x female reader

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igotathingforeddiemunson · 2 years

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Had to put together all Eddie Munson content we got ofc <3

#eddie munson

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I fucking can’t!!!!

Reader: *wakes up hearing a noise* hm? Eddie?

*more noises from out the hallway*

Reader: what the— *gets up and blearily walks into the kitchen seeing a shape of Eddie leaning over the stove before they flick on the light* babe?

Eddie: *holding a skillet of scrambled eggs and cheese using it as a holder and the cooking spoon to eat them freezing momentarily*

Reader: 😐

Eddie: 😐….😶….

Reader: 🫤….

Eddie: 😳

Reader: 🤨Eddie we have plates Ya fucking raccoon!—

Eddie: 😤*already getting another piping hot spoonful with wooden cooking spoon having to do the open mouth cooking technique and half garbled words* I din wanna durthy a pwaiht bahb 🦝🦝🦝🦝

Reader:🤨🙄🙄 *exhales through nose watching boyfriend eat out of a pan*

Wayne: *waking up and getting coffee* should see him when he makes edibles.

Reader: oh good god🙄

eddie munson scrambles eggs and eats them straight out of the pan like a raccoon chewing through trash in the middle of the night, and when you walk into the kitchen he freezes like you’ve caught him doing something illegal

#eddie munson #he is doing that thing where the food is too hot to eat but he’s eating it anyway #blowing air around it to cool it down as he’s already forking in the next mouthful #because the pan is literally still cooking the eggs #but he’s too lazy to like idk… get a plate?#eddie munson x reader

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I love the ambiguity of "Eddie", so I developed this headcannon.

One day, Eddie is hanging out at Family Video, pestering Robin and Steve when he finally says something aggravating enough that Robin says "Edward Munson!" To which Eddie responds, "Whose that?"

"You?" Steve interjects "Did you forget your own name?"

"Hmm, sorry sweetheart, but my name isn't Edward"

Robin and Steve look at eachother before turning back to Eddie with twin masks of confusion.

"Edwin?" Robin asks

"No"

"Eddison" Steve tries

"No"

"Then what is it?!" Demands Robin.

But Eddie likes this game too much to give it up now, so he refuses to tell them and for the next several weeks Steve and Robin randomly try out possible names.

Steve hands Eddie a beer saying, "there you go... Edmund?"

"No."

"Fuck."

Robin waives Eddie's late fee, "All clear... Edgar?"

"Hmmm, no."

"Eddington?"

"The fuck?"

"Just go"

Perhaps one day they even find themselves in the library, and Harrington finds The Big Book of Baby Names, slams it down on the tables, opens to E, finds where E-D names start, and starts listing them off to a smugly monotonous chorus of "No. No. No. No. He'll no. No. No...."

They shouldn't be this bothered, but now it eats at them. What could his name possibly be?

My headcannon ends with a choose your own ending.

Option A:

Eddie isn't short for anything. His parents literally and legally named him Eddie.

Option B:

Robin is ready to burst with not knowing. One day she says, "Jesus Eddie, if you don't tell me I'm going to scream!"

"Ah! That's actually pretty close"

"What, screaming?" Steve asks

"Yep"

It's another week before Robin thinks of the painting "The Scream" by Edvard Munch.

edVARD! With a V.

She screams anyway.

#eddie munson

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Steve x Eddie | Oh🫤?…. OH😮! …. Oooohhhh 😈😍 |

Steve is standing at the Family Video counter organizing some of the tapes back into their containers as Robin read through a magazine.

“And what Eddie just made a joke?” Robin sputters.

Steve is incensed scrubbing his face red “YES!! We’re with the kids and trying to figure out who’s taking the kids when he has to tell some idiot he’s not dealing right then— I go to speak and he— he!”

Robin watches as Steve does an impression of Eddie holding a hand up for silence “Sweetie Daddy’s busy.” Robin had been taking a sip of soda and chokes on a laugh “HAH!”

Steve is blushing looking flustered. “He sends this guy on his way and looks at me and gets that smug stupid grin!!” Steve mimicked Eddie again, “oh Harrington you wanna call me Daddy? That’s okay not like our kids will disagree.”

Steve is facing away from the door not even noticing Eddie had come in and was listening with a utterly amused look as Robin was trying to get Steve’s attention to turn around but he was already on a tangent.

“I mean who does he think he is?!” Steve sputters smacking a video into a case and closing it, “I swear to God if he fucks with me one more time I’m gonna—“

“Gonna what baby? I know you’re not thinking of punishing me.”

Steve slowly turns around with blazing eyes. “Munson.” He huffs, “can it.” Turning to walk into the back he doesn’t see Eddie’s mischievous face.

“Come on Harrington don’t get your pretty locks in a twist—“ Steve is turned away from him, and before he can even react Eddie’s ring covered hand is buried in the back of his hair and pulls—

Steve feels his eyes roll back as a groan escapes him that is literally border lining on pornographic before he slaps a hand over his mouth.

Eddie freezes his eyes wide.

Steve clamps his eyes shut with a huff and a curse.

Robin is standing watching with fingers crossed.

“….. Harrington?” Eddie’s voice is curious but his hand doesn’t leave Steve’s hair in fact it tightens a bit and he hears a literal squeak leave his victims mouth behind their hand. “Oh!” Eddie says in realization as Steve spins around looking at him as if scandalized. “OH!” Eddie’s face takes on wide eyed understanding before his gaze narrows and he leans on the counter looking wolffish, “oooohhhhhh.”

“Don’t you dare!” Steve huffs blushing beet red.

“You like it when Daddy pulls your hair huh?” Eddie asks.

“Quit teasing me!” Steve snaps.

But there’s a pause as the metal head’s gaze goes dark. “Hey birdie?”

Robin has her fist stuffed in her mouth in excitement, “yeah.”

“Stevie has to get going.” But Steve huffs as Eddie comes round the counter rolling his eyes before the metal head’s voice is very low in his ear.

Robin doesn’t hear it but whatever Eddie says has Steve’s gaze blown wide as he robotically goes to Eddie’s van. Blinking and blushing red.

“Later birdie!”

Steve honks the horn.

“Needy little shit.” Eddie laughs leaving his chains jingling as he walks.

Once they are gone Robin pauses and then fist pumps “FINALLY!!!!”

I think it'd be really funny if Eddie, trying to be friendly and playful, keeps accidentally discovering Steves kinks. Which makes it harder for both of them, oblivious and trying to hide their crush on the other. Like Eddie trying to be annoying, pulling Steves hair and Steve just-

#steve harrington #eddie munson #steddie #steve x eddie #stranger things

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igotathingforeddiemunson · 2 years

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My blog hasn’t been showing up for Eddie munson and I realized it had glitched and had to “change my name” NOW I’m showing up so TESTING!!’

IM TAKING ASKS!!!

#eddie munson

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Eddie Munson Senior Photo

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#Eddie Munson #eddie munson edit

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Modern Eddie Munson AU! HC:

Eddie is 10000% sure he should have been born in the 80s. But he’s ecstatic he has Dragon Force, Five Finger Death Punch, Ozzy’s latest hits like Ordinary Man, and a slew of other bands to listen to. That and the fact that he’s a BIT more accepted now.

Plus have you seen all the D&D shops?!

Eddie is still a dealer. But he’s really on the down low. In such a small town like Hawkins, really no one gives a fuck. Hopper is even one of his customers. Don’t tell El.

Is SUPER careful of his product. Will not touch the crazy shit.

Keeps kids outta trouble in the Big Brothers and Sisters programs.

Volunteers at shelters with feral kitties and snuggles them because he doesn’t mind getting scratched to shit. “Who’s a spicy little kitty!”

He is still considered weird because oh yeah it’s Indiana. But he finds comfort online with friends and fellow Metal Heads.

Super popular Twitch DM. He runs virtual games and people Love Him. He has so many gamer girls in his messages.

Records Corroded Coffins music and edits it all himself, Garett helps a ton as does Dustin who’s pretty damn good at technology.

Loves old cars. Seriously. He’s a hot rod dude. Really wants a car like Baby from Supernatural.

Ships Destiel I will die on this hill fight me.

Is PISSED at how game of thrones ended. “The ONLY metal thing was The Hounds death did you see how BAD ASS that was?!” Don’t get him started in on Cersi. “She was too good I think I might actually hate her if I saw her face.”

Still a super non conformist. Goes to rally’s and funds all the shit that pisses off conservative Christian’s.

Okay Will stand blocking planned parenthood girls from assholes. Who’s gonna mess with a scary metal head? Not many that’s who. “Keep walking I got this.” Then hell GLARE at the protestors. “You don’t even look at them.”

Dead by daylight is so fun for him.

So are the Resident Evil games.

Horror fanatic. Loved American Horror story even the shitty ones, he laughed his ass off at Roanok.

Identifies as a chaotic bisexual but really will date anyone so long as they vibe soul wise.

His van is still just as shitty but he has sub woofers in the back and installed back up cameras and a tablet in that sucker. “She’s from the 80s what do you want from her she’s my old girl!” Smacking the dash “don’t give her shit or you can walk!!”

#eddie munson #stranger things #eddie munson imagine #eddie munson headcanons #eddie munson funny

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Modern! Mechanic!Eddie Munson x Female Reader | Lush Love | Part 01

So I bought a Lush 3 toy. And I got the most funny idea of Mechanic!Eddie and f!reader playing with one of these suckers while he’s at work. (Guys this thing is epic). PINK ITALICS ARE READERS THOUGHTS

You weren’t exactly sure what Eddie was up to. He had been smirking like a damn Cheshire Cat all week. Practically rubbing his hands together evil eyes narrowed at you all dark and blown out.

“Why are you looking at me like that!” You squeaked.

He just chuckles. “Nothing Princess just excited for a present I got you.”

“Why do I have a feeling it’s a present for you?” You mutter as you finish dinner. Your day was mostly spent working on your books and editing other erotica novels under the name Ava Black. Frankly you had a deadline but you had finished early and deserved as Eddie called it “a day out”. But he said the day out had some conditions.

“What conditions?” You asked raising a brow as he handed you a box with a pink looking toy that had an antenna. “How the—“

“It is long distance. Uses Bluetooth.” Eddie looks way too gleeful.

“You want me to wear this?” You ask.

He nods.

“When?”

“You need to wear it during the day.” He says solemnly. “You can take it out and charge it for 85 min which is what it takes twice a day. To make sure you have some rest during alloyed times or when you get home if you’re out. He holds another one. “If you’re out and it dies you will have this one charging on a backup mobile charger—“ of which he hands over.

“Eddie how much thought did you put into this?” You ask trying not to laugh.

“Oh a lot.” Your metal head boyfriend says with a big grin.

“And why?”

“Just amuse Daddy princess.” Eddie’s gaze slides over you and you sigh— getting the items out and charging them fully over night.

* * *

You could not believe you had a vibrating antenna egg in your freakin pussy as you walked the mall that had replaced star court. “And then Steve says—“ Robin begins, “it’s not beneficial to just give in when they ask you gotta make them work for it. Such a dork move. You suck.” She tells Steve who shoves her.

“What do you think?” Robin asks you.

But little did you know a ways away in Munson’s Mechanic shop, as Eddie was under a car he leaned over, reaching long fingers and tapped his phone with a cackle. “Boss what’s so funny?” Someone asked.

“Nothin boys back to work.” His gleeful smile unable to go away as he worked on the car with extra energy. This would be fun!

BZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!

WHAT THE FUCK!

“EEEEP!” You nearly leapt out of your skin. But then it’s gone quite suddenly. You were left panting and holding a hand to your chest wild eyed.

“Whoa you okay!?” Robin looks concerned. And suspicious.

You blink rapidly looking like a deer in the headlights “YEP! Just Ah felt something on my neck but it was my hair!!”

Nancy laughs and doesn’t seem to think anything of it, “hate when that happens.”

PING!

You look at your phone.

Daddy: 😈

He is such a dick but before you can do anything a rapid series of buzzing hits your G-spot and has your thighs slam together as you all stop at a shop for Nancy to look through sweaters.

“Jesus Mary Joseph and the fucking camel!” You whisper to yourself as the vibrations stay on a teasing level. Phew. That’s manageable.

You were wrong.

Fifteen min of it and you’re officially waterboarding your panties.

Daddy: heheh is princess enjoying herself?

NO! I am not!!!

Princess: EDDIE!

Daddy: I’m sorry who’s that? 🧐

Princess: 😑 Daddy.

Daddy: 😬🦇😈💦 your panties doing okay? There is no shame in giving in just say the word.

Yeah he would like that wouldn’t he. Nope.

PING.

Not gonna respond.

PING!

Nope.

You huff and keep going but feel a sharp BZZZ BZZZ. As if he’s trying to get your attention from some Coochie-telepathy to summon you.

You glance at your phone.

Princess: Yes?

Daddy: 😘😬 have fun baby girl.

He sends a few more sharp buzzing pulses before it’s settled to a low hum against your insides.

As the day goes on you’re finding it harder and harder to ignore. Squirming when no one looks and feel your cheeks heat as you’re edged mercilessly.

He’s cranking it up randomly and at one point you were SURE folks could hear it. Nope. It was just so strong it was like the vibrations went through your entire core up to your fucking ears.

“Did you hear that?” You asked innocently. Please don’t be me please don’t be me.

“What?” Steve asked as you all went up an elevator.

“Someone’s phone is on silent?”

Everyone pauses and waits. Nope nothing

You breathe a sigh of relief and flinch when a STRONG buzz rockets through you.

Meanwhile Eddie’s busy sitting on his desk watching the app and fucking with it. “Ooo what’s this?” He glances at the Music sections. “Ohhh hohoho. Hang onto your panties babygirl Daddy has a treat for you!” He mutters around a cigarette dangling from his lips as smoke poured from his nose on a cheeky cackle.

He hits play on Fire and the Flames from Dragon force. “Show time.”

You were in the bathroom thank god. And yelped loudly as the damn device went crazy. “Hoooolllyyyyy fucking Ozzy!” You whispered thanking the rock god that no one was in the bathroom with you. You were This Close to losing it via when Harry met Sally without having to fake it.

“I’m gonna kill that metal head!” You hissed. But then your phone rang.

“I’m going to KILL you!” You squeaked into the phone. “What IS this!?”

“Your favorite song!”

“Edward are you literally using my vibrator with Dragon Force.” You pause. “Oh my god i can feel the fucking guitar notes.”

His dark laugh crackled over your senses. “Awwwww.” A mocking tone. “Are you needy?”

“You’re mean it’s been going for hours now!!! I had to swap the other one out!!!”

“I know you were so good telling me that you did.” He praised and you couldn’t help but feel giddy and meltingly warm at how soft his voice was. “But you’re not allowed to cum.” How did he know your fingers were gonna inch to your swollen clit… ugh.

“What.” Your voice edged on a feral snarl.

He exhaled, “such a bad kitten hissing at her Daddy— I guess she doesn’t need my help after all—“ he sing songs. “And here I was going to ease her suffering.”

“No! No no no! I do!” You whine quietly. “Please?”

“That’s better. Now. Where are you kitten?”

“The fucking bathroom”

“Which one?”

“Edward fucking Munson are you at the god damn mall.”

“Might have been following you for thirty minuets. That last spike near Starbucks had me almost laugh you poor thing about leapt out of your heels.”

“Oh HA HA HA.”

“Well?” His voice lowers. “You want Daddy to come help?”

“The one at the back where the hall is to the left of the fucking Annie’s Pretzels.”

“Ooo that sounds good! Now you’re gonna walk around a bit more I think. You were a bad kitten after all. And Daddy is gonna keep an eye on you. Be a good girl and don’t let anyone know I’m here and I’ll reward you oh so well. Deal?”

“This better be worth it—“

Click!

You gasp, affronted.

The bastard hung up on you!!!!

Walking out you met up with the others at the food court— totally noticing your not so inconspicuous metal head watching from a safe distance. Luckily no one else saw him. Or so you hoped.

Today was gonna be a long—

BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.

God damn it Eddie.

#Eddie Munson #stranger things #eddie munson fluff #eddie munson smut #eddie munson x reader #eddie munson imagine #mechanic!eddie

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Bonus points if you’re a crystal whore and he pulls one out and just LOOKS at you.

“Boob Crystal.” You shrug. Then your keys. Lol!!

Thinking abt how Eddie would freak out when u use ur bra like a pocket. Like one day he asks for gum so u take a pack out ur bra and hand him a stick and he just. Panics. He’s like “what. Are you doing?” and then he just. Sticks his hand in ur bra. Digs around in there. He just wants to know what else ur hiding in there. And he gets really happy when he finds another pack of gum, a couple of $5 bills and a pack of fruit snacks

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Mechanic!Perv!Eddie Munson Modern! x F!CamGirl Reader| Part 04 | The Taste of Corruption | NSFW Minors Do Not Interact

Protective!Eddie, NSFW, Perv!Eddie, Gentleman!Eddie, Eddie is just ass over tea kettle, confident reader, reader looks innocent but is a total freak, Steve x Billy Hargrove, Jonathan x Nancy, Max x Lucas, Joyce x Hopper, talk of sex work online, talk of perverted situations, consent is key, voyerism, teasing, Dom!Eddie, Sub!Reader, DaddyDom!Eddie, Bossy!Eddie,

NOTES: Billy is alive, max is a bit banged up but alive, and the gang is a okay so don’t start with me! Lol! This is kinda a smut crack fic. Enjoy.

No Beta We Die Like Dumbasses

After the evenings crazy events Eddie had woken up with Dustin’s leg on his chest, Lucas’ hand on his face and Will’s head butting against his ribcage as Mike as sprawled across Dustin’s legs.

He chuckled to himself as Steve had woken him up by coming in through the door. “Munson?”

“Harrington?”

Steve tip-toed in cracking a grin at the kids, “awe.”

Eddie silently moved them since they all slept like the dead anyway with Steve’s help and finally, coffee.

His with whiskey.

“It’s fucking ten.” Steve judged with narrowed eyes.

“Fuck off Harrington.”

Steve paused, “now I didn’t say don’t pass it asshole.” He made a grabby hand at the bottle and Eddie pushed it into his grip before Steve gulped a straight shot and then poured a few glugs into his coffee too.

The two of them stood, Eddie shifting from foot to foot as they both drank slowly, and let out a sigh after. “That was insane.” Eddie noted.

“No shit, didn’t think she’d take it so well.”

“Amy did fine.”

“Amy is ass over fucking basket for Robin.” Steve shrugged.

“Billy have fun breaking you in?” Eddie snorted as Steve smacked his arm and hissed at him to fuck off. “Sorry sorry.

“We didn’t do anything. Just caught up.” Steve swirled his coffee around and had a bit of a smile. “Apparently he’s had a lot of time to think on his actions. He really actually feels bad. Doesn’t really know how to start making amends.”

“Yeah but that mind flayer had him for a while.” Eddie scratched his jaw thoughtfully, “can’t really blame the dude for everything.”

“But he feels like if he hadn’t been so susceptibale.”

“you mean a total douch fuck?”

“Suseptibal—“ Steve corrected coughing, “that Vecna wouldn’t have been able to do anything.”

“Yeah well Jason was too, the fucker and look what happened there he was almost ripped to pieces.” Eddie was slightly sad he hadn’t been but he rolled his eyes. The fucker was still as annoying as ever, riding through the trailer park keeping an “eye” on things. More like keeping an eye on Eddie the Satanist.

“Yeeeeaaaahhhhh.” Steve frowned, “but is he really Jason bad?”

Eddie shook his head, “shit I almost wanna say I’d take ball-sack sith over Jason.”

Both began to cackle as the kids began to amble into the kitchen. “Eddieeeeeee” Dustin’s grumbly voice perked up as Eddie thumbed over to the cabinet he kept for the kids.

“Don’t go crazy or your mother’s will have my ass.” He had once gotten them all hopped on sugar cereal. Apparently yoo-hoo milk was not meant to be poured into sugar pops. How was he supposed to know he was an orphan. Of which he used mercilessly in the face of angry mothers with puppy eyes who all suddenly began to coddle him.

Now he had them crawling up his ass about getting a girlfriend. Joyce and Dustin’s mom were the ones who mostly popped by, Dustin’s mom making Eddie and Wayne come for holidays, his first real christmas had been mind blowing. Wayne and Eddie never did holidays themselves, so it was odd but loving to be invited and share the moment with Dustin, the Byers also came by and they all kinda crammed into the Henderson’s house and ate food, talked shit and then the rest of the crew would pile in and stay for pie, snow ball fights, D&D, jamming out in Henderson’s room till his mom sweetly asked to turn it down.

It was actually the first time he felt like he had family.

How crazy it took a psycho upside down devil dude to give him one.

Steve also was always around given his family was a pack of assholes. He still lived with his folks as he worked at the Video Store and was trying to go to college part time, but hadn’t decided on a major. Everyone was sort of recovering still after a few years from the events that brought them all together and it was understandable.

Hopper was still Cheif of Police, things were quiet with him around. Joyce worked at the Station as a receptionist to help things along. Once he opened the Mechanics shop things sort of fell into place as the kids started their senior years. Their grades had suffered and they had to redo quite a bit of their classes but that was alright. Joyce had snapped and snarled at ANYONE who had called them lazy or irresponsible.

The general events were that the kids had run into something they shouldnt have— Russians— and that they had been bravely— stupidly— avoiding being killed and getting their families killed. They were all given medals, a key to the city, blah blah blah, and compensation, to the parents AND to the kids.

The Feds really did not want any of this shit getting out.

I mean it was their fault.

Eddie blew out a breath as he watched the boys scramble with food and wolf it down before throwing a pop tart into the toaster.

“Wow actually eating?” Steve said, making a motion and Eddie threw one in there for him too.

“Shut it.”

Steve was actually a good friend. He had helped Eddie get the shop together, shit Eddie had even offered him a job twice, but Steve said he was thinking about it. It was good pay too, so who knew. Billy might actually be a good fit too, given he knew his way around junk yards and the seedier sides of places, it was good to be able to spot a car that had been stolen. Eddie was not about to get into that side of shit.

He’d have to think on that some more.

His hand fiddled with the piece of paper in his pocket with his neighbors handle for that website and he grinned into his cup.

“You look like such a creeper right now.” Steve muttered. “got a evil look. What are you planning.”

“Nothin.” Eddie said defensive as his brows drew down and his lips pursed. “Why?”

“You and y/n got kinda close.” Steve said, “I ah also noticed you too had an issue with nazguls.”

They both shuddered as Steve touched his side. “I hate those fucking things.” Eddie muttered.

“Bats.” Steve growled. “They sure did make a crazy sound when they got hit.” They fist bumped in solidarity of demon bat killing.

“Like when Eddie smacked one with an oar.” Dustin chuckled with his mouthful.

“Don’t talk while chewing.” Steve scolded bonking the kids head.

“Ow!”

“Yeah don’t do that.” Eddie said around his poptart. He shrugged at Steve’s raised brows, “I’m a grown up.” he muffled around crumbs.

“Think the girls are up?” Jonathan asked waking up and getting off the couch to come into the kitchen.

Eddie shrugged, “only one way to find out.” They all wandered over to your trailer and slowly opened the door.

“Awwwww.” It was a collective.

All of them were snuggled like bugs in a rug, Robin slightly snoring and snuggled with Amy as Nancy and you and El had all piled in on blankets.

“Laaaaadies.” Eddie whispered. He whistled softly. “Wakey wakey.” He tiptoed over to you and chuckled as he squatted down near you and blew at your face. “Y/n….”

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You mumbled as your dreams got super weird, why the fuck was Eddie here— “Go awayyyyy.” you groaned and rolled over smushing your face into your pillow. “Sleepy. Weird….no bats.”

You heard a chuckle and a stifled huff. “Come on Princess, we’re gonna go grab some food at Benny’s place, best god damn eggs you’ll have.”

“And bacon.” You can hear dustin’s voice.

You opened one baleful eye, zeroing in on Eddie.

He raised a hand and offered his mug of coffee, “spiked coffee?”

“Edward Munson it is—“ Nancy glanced at her watch, “ten thirty!”

“Steve had some too!” Eddie countered taking another sip.

Robin groaned, “if you guys don’t get us food I will beat the shit out of you all.”

Amy giggled, “Robin be nice.”

“Sorry sugarcookie.”

The kids all made faces.

“AWWWWW” you cooed and giggled, “that was adorable.” rolling over you stretched hard and squeaked as your back cracked reaching for the mug Eddie had offered, “gimme!”

“Oh I’m sorry you want this?” He asked leaning a bit away.

“Eddie!” You reached further, “GIMME!”

Jonathan had gathered up Nancy and plied her with coffee as she gave him a kiss on the cheek as everyone got up and started to get ready.

“Come on reach harder Princess!”

You grabbed him by the shirt and dragged him down, snatching the coffee cup up and managing to hold it above your heads, “HA VICTORY!”

Eddie had sqwuaked like a bird before landing across you knocking the air out of both your lungs.

“Eddiiiieeee you’re heavy!”

“Excuse me Miss yank me over! You know if you wanted me to snuggle you just had to ask.”

“Smart ass,” you drank down a few sips and blew out a quick breath, “phew strong.” He got up rubbing his ribs as he took the cup back and finisheed the rest grinning as you ruffled your hair with loose fingers.

Nancy wheezed as she got up, “you two are insane. Alright breakfast, we piling into Eddie’s van?”

“Yeah.” Everyone said in varying degrees of awakeness.

“SHOTGUN!” You cried.

Everyone groaned as Eddie threw his head back and howled with laughter.

It was kinda like getting everyone into a clown car.

“Eddie is this safe?” You asked.

“Can’t be more dangerous than the RV.” Robin said.

Steve shrugged, “or the gate.”

Dustin and the kids, “or the mind flayer.” El perked up, “or the scientist lab.”

Steve sighed, looking heavenward, “I keep saying that it is disturbing how many times everyone in here has almost died.”

“Alright buckle up mother-fuckers.”

“HEY.” Nancy and Steve shouted.

“WHAT IT’S ALL ENCOMPASING FOR EVERYONE.” Eddie barked as he peeled out of the trailer park people getting tossed like errant potatos in a sack as he blasted Metallica from his player.

“Eddie.” You glanced at him, “kids.”

“Ahhh fine,” he slowed down— a bit—

“I’m driving back.” You sighed.

“No one drives his baby.” Dustin noted but was cut off.

“Sure Princess if you think you can handle the old girl.”

Everyone froze in the back, mouths agape as you preened and glanced at him from your passenger seat. “Aweeeeee is that like some metal head bat dancing ritual to impress me?”

Eddie coughed a laugh and blushed bright red.

“Soooo pretty.” You cooed giggling.

“Yeah Eddie PRETTY!” Mike shouted.

“CAN IT WHEELER.” Eddie barked dodging a squirrel and sending the errant teen into his friend Will who was trying to catch him.

“Sorry!”

“You’re lucky your character didn’t eat it last campaign anyway. What’s the rule?” Eddie asked.

“Don’t piss off the dungeon maaster.” The boys monotoned.

“Dungeon Master?” You do D&D that’s right I remember, I wanna watch you guys play can I?”

Everyone quipped different opinions at the same time.

Mike, “as long as you’re not loud.”

“Sure why not”, Lucas smiling, “Max does!”

Will nodding enthusastically, “maybe you can play some time on a new campaign I can help!”

“Yeah me too we can make you a sick character!” Dustin fist bumped Will as Steve, Jonathan, Nancy and Robin along with Amy were all trying to make sure they weren’t gonna die via a Eddie Driving Fiasco.

“Brake check!” Eddie said before sliding into a parking spot at Benny’s.

Steve went flying and bumped into Eddie’s seat before punching his arm, “Munson!”

“Damn Harrigton you’d think you’d be used to it by now,” Eddie cackled, but before you could get to your door Eddie had bolted out, swung it open and offered a hand.

“Such a gentleman.” You smirked rolling your eyes as you stepped down. “Thank you.”

“You’re very welcome.”

“So how come here and not i-Hop.”

The older ones all deadpanned. “Got banned.”

“Denny’s?”

“Kicked out.” They all said.

You raised your brows as the kids and Eddie were looking anywhere but at you. “Oh for goodness sake, alright come on.”

Benny was back, it turned out the entire “death” had been staged by the govenment. The body had been fake, blood, fake, but he had been taken in by the psycho doctor for a hot min and had gone through the ringer. Luckily though, despite a bit of damage he loved running his diner. And upon seeing the gang had laughed and spread his arms out, “KIDS!”

“BENNY!” Everyone shouted as he came over and gave high fives to everyone and then spotted you, “well, well a new face, hello there.” He scruffed El’s hair, “Hopper tells me you’re good yeah? Good.”

“Hello Benny it’s nice to meet you.” He shook your hand in a strong grip as everyone piled into and pushed together three tables.

“You want the usual kids?” the smell of cooking food started to waft from the kitchen.

“Yes please!”

“Can we get some beer?” Eddie shouted.

“Eddie!”

“She’s driving!” He pouted and pointed at you.

“Yes I’m driving.” You pat his hand, “just two though.”

Eddie frowned, the fuck you were telling what to— you gave him a doe-eyed glance batting your lashes.

Fuck it two is fine.

Shit you could tell him to go sober.

He probably would.

“Fiiiiiiine.” Eddie muttered.

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Breakfast was insane. Loud, crashing silverware, laughter, reaching hands, flying rolls, and pitchers of OJ passed around. “Y/n here wanna sausage?” Mike asked passing one on a fork.

“Thank you sweetie!” the boy blushed and smiled.

Awe so cute. They all were. El was busy downing hashbrowns as Benny kept telling her she had grown so much and was doting on her like an uncle.

“you guys do this often?” You asked nibbling on your food.

“Yeah,” Eddie shrugged, “it’s nice to just come in here and get things to eat and eat as a family.”

“You guys are kinda a bit family huh?”

Everyone nodded, Nancy and Jonathan giving soft looks at everyone before Jonathan rubbed Will’s head looking lovingly at his little brother.

The rest of breakfast went by amazingly well, and you chuckled as you waited for everyone to pile into the van. “Alright.”

You buckled up, “eddie seatbelt.”

“Huh? Eh I’ll be fine.”

“Edward Munson.”

He paused, noting your frown and a point of your finger at the belt. Slowly he got it on grumbling that he wasn’t a kid— but sure as fuck was glad you made him as you glanced back, a mischevious look in your eye. “everyone seated?”

“Yeah?” Steve began to look uneasy.

“Kids?”

“YEAH!”

Flipping the player on to Crazy Train made Nancy and Robin’s eyes go wide. “Uho.” They both said.

The tires peeled out as you gunned the engine and drifted out of the parkinglot. “Hang onto your asses kids!”

Cheers went up since the kids were all having a blast.

“Y/N WHAT THE FUCK—“

“Language” Eddie mocked in a mimicked voice of Steve—

“I THOUGHT YOU WERE SAFER!“ Steve barked from the back hanging onto Robin for dear life as Jonathan anchored himself and laughed.

Robin huffed, “EDDIE!?”

“Yeah?”

“I CHANGED MY MIND YOU CAN DRIVE!”

Eddie let out a fist bump as he was busy jamming out.

You cackled loudly as you were relayed where to get to the Byer’s home.

“Dads gonna ticket you.” El said gently leaning forward and smiling.

“Is your dad single?”

“No.” Will and El said together with Jonathan.

“Well fuck a duck.” You slowed down a bit, “maaaaaaan.”

Eddie snorted, “what you gonna try to seduce a officer?”

“NO!” You bat big doe eyes. “I’m just adorable no one would dare give me a ticket.”

“Hopper would.” Everyone said even Eddie who’s face was annoyed as if he had been caught before.

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Joyce’s home was really nice, granted some of the wallpaper seemed to be fucked up, and there was a part of the wall that wasn’t quite even on the right side. Oh well! “Hey ah, Jonathan?”

He leaned in, “yeah?”

“So like….the portals are closed and that there isn’t gonna open like a jack in the box?”

Jonathan wheezed and shook his head, “nah we’re good promise,” as he held Nancy under his arm kissing her temple.

“Hi kids!” Joyce rushed into the living room and embraced her kids before moving onto the rest of everyone, “and who might you be sweetie?” Joyce embraced you too and smiled, “is this your new friend you guys talked about?”

“Hi Mrs. Byers it’s so nice to meet you!” You chirped and smiled at the woman with short brown hair and a kind face. She was energetic this woman, hopping all over and asking everyone how they were, an obvious mother figure to the gang. Even poking Eddie and asking him if he needed anything.

“Oh call me Joyce sweetie, Hopper will be home soon he had to go take care of some stuff. You guys staying for dinner?”

Eddie chuckled, “nah Mrs. Byers I gotta get to the shop later, but gotta drop off y/n and the others.”

“Nah, Munson we can drop them off,” Jonathan offered and glanced at his mom who nodded and tossed him the keys to her car. “Drive safe, be back Nancy you’re always welcome.”

“Thanks Mama Joyce.” Nancy gave the woman a kiss on the cheek as they all got the kids who needed to go home piled up.

“So. Munson.” You cooed at Eddie as you both left the house, “am I driving or you?”

“Uh uh I am sober enough, gimme them keys Princess my Old Girl ain’t a race car.” He was laughing though as you tossed the keys to him and he got you into the passenger seat.

Back at the trailer park he parked the van between your two trailers on the road and quickly sped out and opened your door. You were used to it by now so you patiently waited. “What a good girl, you’re learning.” Eddie teased.

You blinked and felt your cheeks tint pink, “Mmmmmhmm.” Just you wait Munson. You thought with giddy glee.

“You look like a cat that caught a canary,” Eddie said leaning forward. “what are you thinking about?”

“Nothin.” you quipped leaning back on your heels and grinning like a cheshire cat. “You going to work?”

Sighing, he stretched his arms up popping his shoulderblade and rolling his neck before nodding, “yep, gotta check on a few of the cars, plus if that part isn’t in I have asses to kick. And!” He grinned like a kid at christmas, “I start shopping for your van.”

You did a little hop of glee. “Yay!”

Eddie held back a chuckle but his gaze turned endearing. You were so cute bouncing around like a little doe in a field excited about spring. “In a few days you can swing by with me to the shop, we can make a day of looking over some of the cars and go look at them, then we can discuss upgrades and what we can do.”

“You got it— hey Eddie?”

He paused at his door, leaning back to see you at your own, face calm and nuetral.

“I had a lot of fun— and thanks for sharing with me what happened to you guys. I promise, I won’t say anything, but um— if you need anything let me know okay?”

His gaze went hazy and soft, and a gentle smile crossed his face. “Of course Princess, back atcha.”

You leaned against your front door and exhaled. That. Was. Insane. But— a ping on your phone made you glance at it.

Well he didn’t wait long.

TheBanishedBat has sent you a request

You giggled and wondered if this was just a cat and mouse game and he had hoped you’d know it was him. What on earth was he thinking? Oh well you knew at least who it was. You accepted it and sent a message. “Hi Sweetie! Thanks for the request, are you interested in any of my content? For new subscribers I have a 20% off code! <3”

. . .

TheBanishedBat: Hey there pretty girl!

Typical Eddie, you roll your eyes.

TheBanishedBat: Just browsing on the site and noticed your stuff, caught my interest, so you could say that yes I am VERY interested. But I noticed you have a section that says new?

You blinked rapidly. Ohh boy.

You rapidly typed back:

I sure do sweetie! It’s for subscribers on a different tier they get constant access to texting me via the app, as well as a few calls a week to chat, then once every two weeks or depending there is a live show where you can interact with me!

. . .

TheBanishedBat: And during this “live show” what does that entail pretty girl?

You grin biting your lip and you had slid down to sit cross legged at your door. This was ridiculous he was literally in the other fucking trailer and here you two were chatting like a pair of idiots over a sex app.

Oh well!

You typed back:

So, during the 30 min, which can be extended if I want, you are able to instruct me on what to do, however— it’s important to note that at any time someone is uncomfortable we can end it, but also if for some reason I feel like I’m not safe I can refund you your money in full if I can’t complete what your request is.

. . .

TheBanishedBat: Oh don’t worry, I have no intention of doing anything you’re not going to enjoy. And the communication is via chat?

You were now getting ready for another shoot, this one was specifically for him little did he know, you were able to set up personal shoots for certain clientel.

Yep! We can do Voice chat, but sometimes folks don’t want to do that— but if you’re comfortable with it, I would be fine with that, makes it harder for me to read instructions.

. . .

TheBanishedBat: Well I want to make sure we go over some things on what you’re okay with. Can you draw something up for me sweetheart? I don’t want to ask anything that would make you uncomfortable.

You tilted your head, “awwwwww. He’s such a gentleman….but I bet he’s a total freak too.” Giggling you responded:

Of course I can! I’ll get that to you later today!

PING!

You gawked. The mother fucker bought your highest tier.

. . .

TheBanishedBat: I look forward to having your full attention Princess.

Oh he so was trying to get her to call him out. OOOHHHH Bad bad pretty boy!!!

Cackling you decided to just go for it:

AWWW Thank you baby! You are just so sweet, tell you what I’ll send you something extra special just for you later today as a way of saying thank you— kay? ;3 Mwah! Also what should I call you? Do you have a preffered Honorific?

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Eddie was lying on his bed grinning like a fucking idiot. He had a feeling she knew but wasn’t sure, she wasn’t dense, surely she was picking up on the hints he was leaving. But hm, extra special? He chuckled as he leapt up and got himself ready for work before leaving with a hop in his step— more so than usual. But he shot off one last text:

TheBanishedBat: You can call me whatever pleases your cute little heart.

But after a few hours at work a Ping came up on his phone. He didn’t think anything of it till he opened the private message section for them to pass files back and forth as well as video or anything else.

He was so glad he as in his fucking office.

So fucking glad he wasn’t on the floor where the absolute painfully rapid hard on would not go unnoticed he was sure of it.

Because tapping on a little file were 3 photos, face not shown except for her lower half of her jaw to show her lips, in a few outfits.

Hair all brushed and gleaming and loose, her nails tipped with cute manicured ovals and a smirk on her mouth, the poses were what got him.

The first one was purely to show off the outfit and was cute with her little foot popped up where she was in front of a mirror but still obscured everything identifiable. Good girl he thought. Quite impressed with her ability to hide her identity. This dress was pink and black, obviously frilly and there as he noticed as a fucking kitty tail behind her being held in one hand as if to show it off gleefully with a big smile behind that fucking phone she held as if to say don’t I look adorable?

The second was more provocative, but still holding an air of innocence as she was on a platform that looked like a bed with frilly bedding, items that brought about a sense of sweet and soft, what was it Robin called it when Amy and here were talking? cottage core? But what he liked was that behind her were items were cute but a bit dark— an adorable Bat Plush at the back with pink embroidery but the rest of the area was very antique like and shades of soft creams and earthy tones.

The dress however was off the shoulder, her chest obviously free of binding except for the dress that cupped them and showed every detail it could as the slit on her dress went up to nearly her hip as she sat on the bed in a fashion that made it look sexy as hell, head tilted, a tiny smile on her lips.

And finally, the last dress where she sat on the floor, legs splayed out tucked behind her, knees bent, a hand tugging on a tie of the white frilled confecction that he watned to take off with his fucking teeth— she had a red lollipop in her mouth, tongue wrapping around the candy like a snake, lips pulled in a slight uptick of mischeif.

He chuckled at the game they were playing that is till—

Below them:

“Which one do you like for our first ‘date’ Daddy?”

He bit back a low groan and bit into his knuckle, “she’s gonna kill me.”

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