the hot new trend is "guard posting"

me: if I become the evil overlord I will never harm my minions

[5 years later]

highly throwable imp: hoohoohee

me: hmm

likes charge reblogs cast

Talking meaning chatting online, interacting irl, or even exchanging one or two messages. I just want to see how much tumblr users actually talk to each other!

Having an entire song where Taylor’s like “listen u dumb bitch. U are not the exception. He does not love you.” Only for the very next song to be “I can see our souls meeting no matter the time period…we were meant to be”. Honestly peak romantic behavior. It’s like looking at two pages of my diary side by side. Both are about the same person.

IN THE HEAT OF YOUR ELECTRIC TOUCH?

ITS EIGHT O FIVE AND I SEE TWO HEADLIGHTS!!!!!!! AND AND AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

ALL I KNOW IS THIS COULD EITHER BREAK MY HEART OR BRING IT BACK TO LIFE!!!!

cowboys be like "nah that feller is just a companion to keep the trail a bit less lonely & a lot less dangerous" & then ride funny in the saddle the next 2 days

just realizes olive oil comes from olives…. much to think about

Men in porn always so desperate for validation. "oh you like that cock? You like my cock?" go to therapy dude

notice how everyone is horny today

Eid Mubarak~!

eminem the building is crumbling i dont think we'll make it out

gay eminem on 9/11: that plane just flew into a lower floor/id like to suck a man just once more

Fellow reddit refugees! I have learned one of the ways of our new home! So lets say that you come across a great post and you want to comment. either reblog it with some quick added tags OR add a comment in the discussion reply thingy. (there's more nuance to that which I am still exploring). Reblogging is to add more comment. So like Lets say there is a monkey with a coconut. If you reblog it you need to be adding to the meme aspect of the post to make it better. Adding a comment is tags, and if you dont want to add it to your blog then you just hit reply. More later as I understand our strange new home, and remember acculturate don't terraform.

ten years of fighting and when shit hits the fan tumblr instantly has reddit's back. the greatest enemies to lovers story ever told.