*Trump decides that we should open the country again by Easter*
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Trump pretending that Covid-19 isn’t serious be like:
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The world once we figured out that teens are carriers of COVID-19
Everyone:
Everyone over the age of 30:
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I gotta get my god damn doot doot fix😤
ha?
every single person who reblogs this
every
single
person
will get “doot doot” in their ask box
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Everybody in the 1500s:
Hamlet:
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When we finally get some answers from the raid:
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I can’t believe this shit is actually happening, good luck to Nevada
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Today’s love songs are so beautiful
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When the “I am not a robot test” gets pissed, so it sets you up to fail:
I deal with this every god damn time I open my college email
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Bo:
Alabama:
MOTHERFUCKER’S GOT MOVING CANDLES
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me when im starting to yearn
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I feel like my entire life of watching stand up comedy prepared me to be stuck waiting at the DMV/Secretary of State, and now it’s finally upon me.
Long story short, It blows.
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Marketing teams across America:
Damnit, nobody is buying Flamin’ Hot Cheetos,
What the hell are we gonna do?
Bo Burnham:
*ehem*
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Bo Burnham making a sandwich:
Subway’s team of sandwich artists:
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