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my-bad-sorry · 2 days
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Wait wait wait if gays and bisexuals are in the closet then pansexuals are in the cupboard
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my-bad-sorry · 21 days
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You know what? the song made me uncomfortable but I can applaud Ricky Potts for just. being brave. more than just a monsterfucker. this man is not JUST an alien fucker, not JUST a catgirl fucker, not JUST a robot fucker, he chose to go all out. Robot-like alien catgirls. Good for him. really went for it
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my-bad-sorry · 2 months
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hey how do I explain to my mom that grown adult men can be babygirl? because I slipped up. she’s confused. she wants to know why I called a grown man that lives in his parents basement my “babygirl emo boy”
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my-bad-sorry · 2 months
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Heres a cookie recipe
2 1/2 cups [382g] All-Purpose Flour
1 teaspoon Baking Soda
1 teaspoon Salt
1 cup [226g] Butter, softened
3/4 cup [150g] Granulated sugar
3/4 cup [160g] Firmly packed brown sugar
2 Large eggs
1 teaspoon Vanilla
2 cups [340g] Guittard Real Semisweet Chocolate Chips
1 cup [120g] Chopped walnuts (optional)
Directions
Preheat oven to 375ºF.
In a small bowl combine flour, baking soda and salt; set aside.
In a large bowl cream butter, sugar and brown sugar until light. Beat in eggs and vanilla until smooth. Gradually add flour mixture until combined. Stir in chips and walnuts.
Drop by well-rounded teaspoonfuls onto ungreased cookie sheets. Bake 8-10 minutes or until golden brown.
The Original Chocolate Chip Pan Cookie: Prepare dough as directed. Spread evenly into greased 10x15x1-inch pan. Bake at 375ºF for 20-25 minutes. Cool before cutting into 48 two-inch bars.
needs more vanilla I think
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my-bad-sorry · 2 months
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I’m like if jesters were just incredibly unfunny. I’ve got all ability to be offensive and try so hard to entertain and I am met with blank stares. Sympathy laughs. I amuse myself far more than I ever have another person
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my-bad-sorry · 2 months
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Justice for shiny Espeon I love neon green espeon so much silly little alien cat
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my-bad-sorry · 2 months
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Shout out to my middle school librarian actually because people like to be pissy about the fact that I read stuff that’s below my grade level (because I personally don’t much like the repetitive fake-y young adult romance novels or the angsty trying to sell a message bullshit) and then I get to remind myself of the middle aged librarian who would talk to 12 year old me (skipping lunch to sit quietly in the library) about the School for Good and Evil books that we BOTH read and I’m like hell yeah she had the right idea you don’t have to grow out of books that’s just wrong go read middle school fantasy books
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my-bad-sorry · 3 months
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WAIT AM I STILL FUCKING WRONG WHAT DOES THAT STAND FOR
for a very long time I didn’t realize “oomf” stood for “one of my friends” so I though it was a music artist and just rolled with it. Like yeah we got all sorts of weird names for music artists, oomf is a name i guess. Oh oomf keeps making bad drawings and saying weird shit? Yeah that’s celebrities. oomf used to work at a taco bell and slapped a customer? Ok that’s just how singers are sometimes. like sometimes the way you phrase things makes your friends sound like gay cryptid celebrities and I just fucking went with it. oomf was the most iconic singer ever and I miss when she was one singular person in my mind tbh.
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my-bad-sorry · 3 months
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Whats your opinions on garfield?
pretty sure he caused 9/11
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my-bad-sorry · 3 months
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Also Etellan dolls so basically doll type shit. so like I’m already female but it is not enough it will never be enough. Like. I’m not a doll or a ghost or whatever the hell Crybaby is and that is just disappointing.
Gender is so crazy like I’m biologically female and it does not feel like enough I want whatever Jane Doe had going on in ride the cyclone. I want to be Crybaby in K-12. Just now as I’m typing it out realizing they’re both black eyed and doll aesthetic but thats besides the point
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my-bad-sorry · 3 months
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Gender is so crazy like I’m biologically female and it does not feel like enough I want whatever Jane Doe had going on in ride the cyclone. I want to be Crybaby in K-12. Just now as I’m typing it out realizing they’re both black eyed and doll aesthetic but thats besides the point
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my-bad-sorry · 3 months
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all of the people who beg for pokemon games to have voice acting would NOT have survived the silent film era
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my-bad-sorry · 3 months
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Springtime makes me long for the present
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my-bad-sorry · 4 months
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My posts are NOT hitting as much as usual and I think it’s because they’re not about one of my stupid silly interests that come and go on a whim so now I need to find something to yap about
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my-bad-sorry · 4 months
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Anxious because I have to do a thing but can’t do a thing because I’m anxious
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my-bad-sorry · 4 months
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for a very long time I didn’t realize “oomf” stood for “one of my friends” so I though it was a music artist and just rolled with it. Like yeah we got all sorts of weird names for music artists, oomf is a name i guess. Oh oomf keeps making bad drawings and saying weird shit? Yeah that’s celebrities. oomf used to work at a taco bell and slapped a customer? Ok that’s just how singers are sometimes. like sometimes the way you phrase things makes your friends sound like gay cryptid celebrities and I just fucking went with it. oomf was the most iconic singer ever and I miss when she was one singular person in my mind tbh.
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my-bad-sorry · 4 months
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This joke has probably been made before but Jeremy Allen White looks like he keeps a piece of lemon in his mouth at all times
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