I had an edible for the first time ever and here are the highlights
-Had a fight about whether Rodney from robots made a slave or not (we settled on homunculus)
-Went to fill up water bottle and my gf scared me by suddenly appearing behind me
-Tried to use the lid of the water bottle to fill it up by reflecting running water it into the bottle (gf meant use the tub to fill it up but I heard top and kept trying to use the lid)
-Went to make toast and then everything started to be BAD
-The floor got real squishy and it upset me
-Sitting on the floor trying not to freak out and gf has the audacity to tell me my shirt is inside out so I start bawling my eyes out
-Gf makes loud slurp when I tried to drink water and I spat it out all over myself
-Started crying because the toast tasted different after I put it in my mouth
-Commercials offended me (dry and itchy vaginosis cream commercial felt "too personal and mean" and the mini wheat commercial had a diagram that offended me because it "peeled back his skin")
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sorry im talking so much about lion king but i put lion guard on for some background noise and i really do love that certified Annoying Little Brother™ Kion got one (1) responsibility and immediately said “hmm. ah. okay. i am going to become the Mom Friend™ for everyone i’ve ever met”
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My girl in an old background I made
Might make this my YouTube background/pngtuber space
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Puppy!
Dogsona moment
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get outta here f@ggot <3
I had an edible for the first time ever and here are the highlights
-Had a fight about whether Rodney from robots made a slave or not (we settled on homunculus)
-Went to fill up water bottle and my gf scared me by suddenly appearing behind me
-Tried to use the lid of the water bottle to fill it up by reflecting running water it into the bottle (gf meant use the tub to fill it up but I heard top and kept trying to use the lid)
-Went to make toast and then everything started to be BAD
-The floor got real squishy and it upset me
-Sitting on the floor trying not to freak out and gf has the audacity to tell me my shirt is inside out so I start bawling my eyes out
-Gf makes loud slurp when I tried to drink water and I spat it out all over myself
-Started crying because the toast tasted different after I put it in my mouth
-Commercials offended me (dry and itchy vaginosis cream commercial felt "too personal and mean" and the mini wheat commercial had a diagram that offended me because it "peeled back his skin")
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I had an edible for the first time ever and here are the highlights
-Had a fight about whether Rodney from robots made a slave or not (we settled on homunculus)
-Went to fill up water bottle and my gf scared me by suddenly appearing behind me
-Tried to use the lid of the water bottle to fill it up by reflecting running water it into the bottle (gf meant use the tub to fill it up but I heard top and kept trying to use the lid)
-Went to make toast and then everything started to be BAD
-The floor got real squishy and it upset me
-Sitting on the floor trying not to freak out and gf has the audacity to tell me my shirt is inside out so I start bawling my eyes out
-Gf makes loud slurp when I tried to drink water and I spat it out all over myself
-Started crying because the toast tasted different after I put it in my mouth
-Commercials offended me (dry and itchy vaginosis cream commercial felt "too personal and mean" and the mini wheat commercial had a diagram that offended me because it "peeled back his skin")
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Do you think they've explored each others bodies
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I'm very normal about them
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i dont think there is a word yet that can describe how absolutely vile israel is. they killed thirsty children by targeting a water tank.
how inhumane do you have to be to support this, to fund this, to excuse this, to ignore this and pretend as if it isn’t going on?
* news was originally shared by Ramy Abdul, chairman of Euromed Human Rights Monitor
it is also not the first time Israel has targeted water tanks . this is how some Palestinians in Gaza get water supplies since the IDF threatens to shoot them.
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This is the funnest expression ever pulled in all of starwars history
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BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!!!
All calico critters/sylvian families revealed to fuck big nasty. You cannot change this.
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Shaymin pokesona who is also a girlboy
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Them: are you fucking stupid
Me:
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