SG Optimus: Hey, it’s your turn to wash the dishes.
Bayverse Optimus: I’ll wash the walls red with your energon.
SG Optimus: Okay, but before that, wash the dishes. Also, use soap this time.
IDW Megatron: Whose turn is it to give the pep-talk?
TFA Megatron: *sighing* Earthspark Megatron.
Earthspark Megatron: Fuck shit up out there, but don’t die.
SG Megatron: *wiping away a tear* So inspirational.