Alma: so, youâre in trouble again
Camilo: drink some cranberry juice
Alma: no not âurine troubleâ, you are in trouble
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*shopping*
Julieta: have you seen Pepa?
Bruno: I have not
Julieta: MARCO!
*from another aisle*
Pepa: POLO!
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*on the night of Mirabelâs gift ceremony*
Alma: one of you will betray me tonight
Isabela: is it me, Abuela?
Alma: no it isnât you
Luisa: is it me, Abuela?
Alma: no itâs not you either
Mirabel: is it me Abuela?
Alma: iS iT mE aBuElA
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Dolores: *sleep deprived* you guys be like âperiodâ
Dolores: but I be like âsemi colonâ. Iâm done for now but Iâll have more to say later
Felix: please sleep
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Julieta: I put a letter in your bag to tell you how much I love you
Mirabel: *opens bag*
Mirabel: this is a ten page letter
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Alma: this doesnât have to be a big deal. Whoever ate my arepa, just come forward and Iâll forgive you
Julieta:
Bruno:
Pepa:
Agustin:
Felix:
Isabela:
Luisa:
Mirabel:
Dolores:
Camilo:
Antonio:
Alma: smart, you knew Iâd never forgive you
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Pepa: to save time, donât cook meat. Simply eat it raw and light yourself on fire to cook it!
Julieta: no
Bruno: that sounds like a great idea
Julieta: it does not
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Mirabel: do you think laundry detergents have different tastes?
Camilo: they do
Julieta: *looking up from her book* why do you say that with such certainty?
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Felix: Iâm gonna need you to swear-
Camilo: fuck!
Felix: swear as in promise-
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Bruno: hey Julieta, what are the signs of depression?
Julieta: I donât know, why?
Bruno: Pepa dropped her laundry basket and said âwhy has God forsaken me?â While holding up a peace sign
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Isabela: go crawl in a ditch and die
Mirabel: I hope you get hit by a bus
Julieta: *walks in the room*
Mirabel: arenât we the best of friends?
Isabela: the best!
Julieta: *leaves room*
Isabela: Iâm gonna push you off a cliff
Mirabel: not if I push you first!
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Julieta: how exactly did you two burn a lemonďżź?
Camilo: microwave for forty minutes
Mirabel: and Dolores said that boiling lemons helps get rid of bad smells
Camilo: and we wanted to cover the smell of burnt oranges but we had no pots left
Julieta: you burnt oranges too? How?
Mirabel: microwave for forty minutes
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Julieta: whatâs your biggest fear?
Agustin: I threw a boomerang a year ago and it still hasnât come back. I live in constant fear
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Bruno: whatâs a thot?
Camilo: *grinning* a thoughtful person
*later at dinner*
Pepa: hereâs the salt, bruno
Bruno: thanks! Youâre such a thot
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Dolores: mom I need to tell you something
Pepa: what? That sour patch kids are just gummy bears on drugs?
Camilo: genius
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Dolores: Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest, that just sounds nice and cozy. But if you invite someone to your cabin in the forest, youâre going to die
Camilo: my favourite is âbutt dialâ versus âbooty callâ
Mirabel: thatâs called a connotation
Isabela: Also, âforgive me, father, I have sinnedâ versus âsorry daddy, Iâve been naughtyâ
Luisa: alright, language is cancelled !
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Julieta: gentle reminder
Julieta: donât eat too much candy before you go to bed
Isabela: no
Julieta: this was supposed to be a gentle reminder. Yet your words of defiance bring me ungodly amounts of rage
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