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this is the greatest thing i've ever read in my life. mazel tov, judai, hope you and your demon wife are happy together
probably why he looks exactly the same after ten years
#yu-gi-oh!#yu-gi-oh! shitpost#yuuki judai#man his name is even the first five letters of judaism.... truly he is One Of Us#jaden yuki
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i refuse to watch that for the sake of my own sanity but i'm perfectly willing to inflict it upon my followers
probably why he looks exactly the same after ten years
#yu-gi-oh!#yu-gi-oh! shitpost#for the record tho i've been calling tkb evil moses for years#g-d this post is offensively long#as in i'm offended by how long it is#....*sigh* that's what she said....
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get your ass back here and tell me about the crossdimensional jewish wedding right this fucking instant
probably why he looks exactly the same after ten years
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new!!! ygotas!!!!!!!!
youtube
#yu-gi-oh!#not a shitpost#yu-gi-oh! the abridged series#littlekuriboh#the opening does not remotely match the rest of the episode but it's all still great#Youtube
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hey y'all, avi here. just fyi, my old computer seems to have given up the ghost last night, so i'm now on tumblr with my new computer! ...which i'm not super used to using yet. so apologies if it takes me a while to really get things going.
(i'm also reblogging this to all the sideblogs i still consider active or semi-active, so if you're seeing this and your first thought is "holy shit you're still here", first of all hey, and second of all sorry lol)
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#don't get me wrong king I'm glad you found yourself and made friends along the way but I do miss your unhinged mental torture era#fresh out the puzzle no idea where he is possessing the body of a highschooler the size of 2 pringles cans stacked on top of each other#and ready to fucking rumble#yugioh
you. you get it
murder hobo dark yuugi is best dark yuugi
#yu-gi-oh!#yu-gi-oh! season zero#chronokepts#dark yuugi#yami no yuugi#yami yugi#the best kind of anime man is small and unhinged#the best kind of anime woman is tall and unhinged#the best kind of anime nonbinary is shapeshifting and unhinged#rabies = good is what i'm saying
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yu-gi-oh! needs no propaganda. we have exodia
Round 1, Week 3: Match 24 of 32
Propaganda as submitted by YOU, in initial entries, tags, and reblogs:
Better Call Saul:
"The classic tale of taking a comic relief character and going 'actually, what if they had a rich and tragic backstory?' except its a canonical prequel to the famous breaking bad's funny lawyer man"
"You've got tragic sibling relationships, you've got tragic romantic relationships (with a great fucking romance mind you), you've got a man who's trying so hard to be good and yet beaten down time and time again for it that he falls into old habits"
"It makes me INSANE ok, it makes me insane"
Yu-Gi-Oh!:
Submitted without propaganda :(
#not a shitpost#is it immoral to weaponize your meme sideblog for a poll that's already going the direction you want it to go? maybe so#will that stop me? lol. lmao even
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Kaiba's first (recognized by himself) kin was squidward tentacles.
stop kinshaming him
#yu-gi-oh!#yu-gi-oh! shitpost#kaiba seto#seto kaiba#squidward tentacles#spongebob squarepants#ur right tho
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meant to do this a couple of days ago but i forgot so, chag pesach sameach to all my fellow jews!
to everyone else.... uh idk happy jackie chan's birthday, i guess
#not ygo#not a shitpost#chag pesach sameach#also russell crowe's birthday and the anniversary of henry ford finally kicking the bucket#whichever appeals to you most#oh and international beaver day
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#thief king bakura#tkb#yugioh#f in the chat for tkb another causualty of crunch culture
that's definitely one of the things he's a casualty of, sure
girl help the author hasn't been given enough time to write a satisfactory ending to my character arc
#yu-gi-oh!#pyro-sea#thief king bakura#fucking thief king#i mock tkb a lot for how much i love him#wait i do that for all my blorbos nvm
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girl help the author hasn't been given enough time to write a satisfactory ending to my character arc
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#ygo#dm#gx#i love how long this post is#and then nobody bothered to mention how the manga timeline and the anime timeline are separate so half of this argument is invalid anyway#gjieo;ajgs like DSOD is exclusively the manga timeline#ygo manga#<< forgot to tag#ANYWAY#idk this is just a fun adventure of a post the entire way down lmao
tbh i think the hardest part of this blog is that most people seem to have only watched the anime(s) and i have exclusively read the manga +watched dsod (and ygotas bc like. duh)
fortunately the topic of otogi's dad doesn't seem to come up much
probably why he looks exactly the same after ten years
#yu-gi-oh!#shitpost#toomanybirdy#tragically i don't know if s0 had my personal favorite manga moment of anzu attacking a guy with a globe#btw i reblogged this right after you did but i scheduled it for tomorrow bc i want the latest post to like. have a chance
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girl help my demons are playing a card that has a second ability i don't know about
#yu-gi-oh!#dark bakura#yami no bakura#yami bakura#dark marik#yami no marik#yami marik#winged dragon of ra#mega ultra chicken#marik ishtar#i know he's not technically here but that's his body and his demon so he sorta is??? idk man i just post here#''avi you're just posting this bc you're sick of the kaiba post'' first of all shut up second of all nuh-uh
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#loved getting to the end of this post only for the timeline to get corrected#yugioh#long post
not to sound like i'm arguing for the sake of my dignity (which, as a guy who runs multiple anime shitpost blogs, is clearly not a thing i have) but i said +10 years, not 45.
actually technically nobody here said he was 45; someone just mentioned reading a reddit post that claimed he should be. and the only redditor i trust is my little brother, solely bc i don't actually know if he's a redditor or not.
probably why he looks exactly the same after ten years
#yu-gi-oh!#shitpost#kaiba seto#long post#carol-ing#dragontamer05#phd-mum#also if i never ask him he can never tell me! win-win!
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when the card first showed up in the manga, it was called "ダーク・ネクロフィリア" (literally just "dark necrophilia"; pronounced "dāku nekurofiria"). by the next week, it had been changed to "ダーク・ネクロフィア" ("dark necrofear"/"dāku nekurofia"). i have absolutely no clue if an official reason was ever given, and i assume they figured the reason would be fairly obvious
for anyone having trouble spotting the difference in the katakana version, it's just one kana (リ, or "ri"), but it's a much starker difference to me as a native english speaker bc "philia" and "fear" don't sound all that similar to my ears
but since you mentioned the japanese word for necrophilia, i ended up looking it up, and technically yes and no. there are four words that i found that translate to necrophilia, one of which includes the one in dark necrofear's og name, which is just the japanese pronunciation of the english word. there are also three others: 屍()姦/死姦(shikan– the second one appears to have stemmed from a misspelling, but i can't be sure), 屍()体()愛()好 (shitaiaikō), and 死()体()性()愛 (shitaiseiai)
i have no idea if he knew the meaning or not, but i imagine he probably did
people complain about how the anime adaptations toned down the original darkness of the manga but i’m honestly just glad that “dark necrophilia” was only a thing for one issue because even the manga decided that was too much
#yu-gi-oh!#shitpost#zombiemollusk#dark necrophilia#dark necrofear#necrophilia tw#japanese#i spent five minutes trying to convince myself not to look up the japanese word for necrophilia and failed immediately#sounds about right
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#christ on a bike.#long post
christ on a bike..... playing card games?
probably why he looks exactly the same after ten years
#yu-gi-oh!#well either that or one of the ygo protags is about to have to assassinate the president but
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no actually he'd be mountain dew kaibaja blast
if kaiba were a farm animal would he be kaibaaa?
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