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memesforthememegod · 2 months
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Prompts inspired by YouTube
Most things are allergic to bullets. Humans being one of the major food groups that I can think of that are.
If I don’t wear my helmet, I think my brain will be too afraid to get murdered.
I was wrong. My brain is completely ready to get murdered.
That doesn’t sound good.
So we have forty-five seconds of terror.
That’s a lot.
The saw blades are pretty fast to be honest.
It’s kind of like a one two punch. You get laughed at, and your spleen gets forcibly removed from your body.
The saw blade bike is legit!
If I didn’t have bad luck, I wouldn’t have any luck at all.
It might not be the right way, but it’s my way.
Can I get this thing all slicked up?
Just shove your way around it!
Like human sized pieces of fleshy popcorn.
You have to yeetus the meatus.
Do not underestimate how much perfection you need to cram in a very tiny hole.
I feel like that channel leads into, I don’t know, like, the devil.
I don’t know if I have enough life span in order to complete this.
Whelp, I had a feeling things were going too good.
It’s almost like roulette, but violent!
It looks like it’s painted with the curtains in my grandmothers' basement.
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memesforthememegod · 11 months
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Diablo 4 RP prompts/sentence starters
"You must perform a cleansing ritual. A meaningless gesture, but some people take comfort it."
"They’ll drag the whole damn world into their feud… unless we can stop it."
"Salvation lies not in the Light, but in you."
"Be beautiful in sin."
"You must feel as though a great weight has been lifted from you."
"They never mention how being tortured in hell turns you into an arse."
"Why would your mother leave you like that?"
"You’ve read so much, yet know so little."
"I hope my cat will come with us too."
"Not enough blood, never enough blood…"
"I don’t want to hate you. I’m trying. I really am."
"They can burn a man at the stake, but they can’t season a goat."
"Rare honor, for an outsider."
"Feel how small you are. Embrace humility. Accept your place."
"What can we do but kneel?"
"This world rots from the inside."
"Everything I’ve done has pulled me further from the place I need to be."
"Your kind are weak."
"I like the world the way it was."
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