Worst part about working from the office: wearing clothes all day.

Best part about working from the office: coming home and taking clothes off.

#shirt #underwear #legs #feet #thighs #chonk #thicc #daddy #gay #hairy #gayswhohashtagforattention

Pretending to be masc while thinking about you naked.

#scruff #daddy #selfie #gay #legs #masc #dadbod #beard #gayswhohashtagforattention

Porn Aesthetic

#scruff #daddy #selfie #gay #dadbod #porn #xxx #legs #hairy #beard #gayswhohashtagforattention

Merry Christmas everyone. ❤️ 💚 ❤️

#christmas #scruff #daddy #selfie #gay #dadbod #feet #legs #hairy #underwear #beard #gayswhohashtagforattention

it’s Christmas Eve here in Australia, and I still can’t figure out how to untangle these bloody lights! Someone come help me out….

#scruff #daddy #selfie #gay #christmas #lights #wrestlingsinglet #legs #beard #gayswhohashtagforattention

Managed to get out for a bit of a walk this afternoon. Have been feeling totally unenthusiastic about exercising lately, so was nice to clock up 12km today, and distract myself with some nature. #walk #outdoors #health #scruff #daddy #selfie #gay #beard #gayswhohashtagforattention (at Raymond Island, Victoria, Australia) https://www.instagram.com/p/CmQ3CXmyK9K/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

Get in, I wanna snuggle.

Ignore the sign, balls are to be played with.

“I see your Schwartz is as big as mine….”

oh no, my spaceballs are showing!

Ok, I’ve been quite thirst heavy on here, time to build up the nerd cred a bit with some doctor who cosplay. (And a bit of Sylvester McCoy thrown in for good measure)

What’s happening over on Twitter this morning….

Does Tumblr allow this again?

Does anyone still use Tumblr? If so, happy Halloween!

Totally forgot to share some thirst pics. There you go. Enjoy.

Here we see the lesser seen urban office gay, making his way to the city habitat. (Urbanis Corporatee Homosexuallis) #scruff #daddy #selfie #gay #instagay #beard #gayswhohashtagforattention (at Melbourne, Victoria, Australia) https://www.instagram.com/p/CNGZENBDsms/?igshid=gctd9qtc263y

If anyone needs me, I’ll be hiding in my bed, ignoring the world and hugging my cat. #cat #scruff #daddy #selfie #gay #instagay #beard #gayswhohashtagforattention (at Melbourne, Victoria, Australia) https://www.instagram.com/p/CM9dOH6jlIy/?igshid=kq5hz0ervvxw