Arthur Lester's qualities include doglike obedience to authority and demonic disregard for authority

look at them, they’re up to something

Did I mention I have like 15 drabbles in progress?

Finally posted a second chapter to A Collection of Fantastical Fantasies.

It's not my best work, but I'm trying to move past getting caught up on each and every line. Little Knight is my version on bad but fun. Hope y'all enjoy the steam and can look past the subpar writing.

Promises

The King’s Men // The Sunshine Court

Cleaning my out Google Docs and moving everything over to Notion to be safe, and man, what was I on in high school?

The answer is nothing and I should have been on something.

Anyway, I might post some lines from then and also pick up some old ideas to fix.

I really decided the first fic I post should include foot jobs

She did not look like a housewife from the '50s, and Declan had a sneaking suspicion Jordan didn't know how to cook much of anything. Regardless, he was still trying to put the scene together. A set table. Candles. Music. Goddamn seafood. Logic and explanations were failing him.

I declare after all there is no enjoyment like reading! How much sooner one tires of anything than of a book! When I have a house of my own, I shall be miserable if I have not an excellent library.

Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice

not to be controversial but respect trans women or die by my sword

There are two wolves inside of you - one who wants to write fanfic and one who wants to write original works.

Neither wolf is very productive.

Sitting down to write a new fic is just me going through the mental list of fiction men who I think should get pegged

ahahahah yea i got that real podcast brainrot now folks

Alex was terribly fond of lists.

It was a well-known fact within his inner circle of close friends and family. When things got to be too much, Alex would find a crumpled receipt, the back of an envelope, a sticky note, and on a few occasions, his bare arm, to write down his thoughts. Notebooks were overrated, Alex had said so on multiple occasions, which simply meant he hadn’t had the forethought to bring one with him. Which was frequently.

I wrote this as a list autistic for my fellow list autistics

Spideypool fics be like "baby boy" and for once, I think Peter should be "baby girl." As a treat.

"Do you wish to share me? With the Murder, I mean."

Phil was rarely so taken aback as to choke on his words, let alone his drink, it took even the clock by surprise as it chimed the quarter hour before dinner.

Period piece achillian foursome, anyone?