lonelyvermonster
A Hobbit Among Man
Random ramblings of a mentally ill queer who just wants to turn into a cute but spooky witch in the woods.
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NEW FOOD ALERT
Okay, so I don't know how long these have actually been out, but I just learned about them. I picked up a pack and had one for lunch yesterday. Nicely sweet and felt really indulgent without an excessive amount of calories.
I love them and recommend to anyone looking for a low cal food to eat.
110 calories
3g Fiber
6g sugar
#low cal meal#low cal diet#low cal restriction#ed not ed sheeran#not promoting#pro recovery#weightloss
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Breakfast
C 260
F 12g
Healthy ? No
Tasty? Yes
#low cal restriction#mealsp0#weightloss#so much for no caffen#i cant go without anymore#5th avenue bar#diet coke
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Recipes around 100-200 calories
Chocolate lava cake (98)
Baked Zucchini Fritters (38)
Stuffed mushrooms (78.6)
Coconut cauliflower rice (107)
Roasted vegetable soup (100)
Salted caramel oatmeal (100)
Chocolate cake (70)
Brownies (46)
Blueberry muffins (62)
Strawberry cheesecake (47)
Carrot cake (72)
Green onion cakes (50)
Pumpkin and spinach quiches (53)
Zucchini noodles (80)
Low calorie wraps (90)
Stuffed bell pepper (166)
Easy zucchini parmesan (52)
Thai chicken & mushroom broth (179)
Mexican mini bell pepper nachos (190)
Celery, Onion and Spinach Soup (43)
Tomato soup (55)
Stir-Fried Veggies with Chicken (97)
Vegan leek and potato soup (170)
Healthy Creamy Vegetable Soup (124)
I'm sorry if they're too high, I tried to keep them around 100 but it's hard to find good recipes as well
If you find out some have more calories than said then tell me, I will remove them from the list
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low calorie dessert recipes
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As the snow gives way to bloom,
I can feel life returning.
#spring#new life#spring equinox#19 days and counting#I was honestly starting to think we would skip spring.#cottagecore#naturecore
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the most underrated aspect about bagginshield is its potential for 馃挮domestic bliss馃挮
can you imagine thorin living alone pre-quest? that man sleeps with his armor on. he drinks coffee and ale instead of water. his rooms are 80% empty space. and then he marries bilbo baggins master of bag end
freshly baked scones for first breakfast and fruit cakes for second. every surface is covered in doilies. warm milk and chocolate before going to bed. insanity
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Ok, not sure if these are interesting factoids but here you go.
I'm a navy brat that was born outside of my home country. One day I hope to return to the place I was born.
I'm currently trying to learn how to code. I've always wanted to learn as it seems so fun. It's like a puzzle that you get to decide the final look of, and I've always loved puzzles.
I'm an avid cook and baker. I've always loved being in the kitchen and I've been the one to cook dinner for my family since I was 15.
@fwufferson @kleehd26 @academic-impostor @he-safest-place @shaewitch2000 @crafteroftheforesthearth @my-painter-life
if you get this, answer w/ three random facts about yourself and send it to the last seven blogs in your notifs. anon or not, doesn鈥檛 matter, let鈥檚 get to know the person behind the blog !
I was born with an extra set of ribs :D
Green is my favourite colour
And
I have a very unhealthy obsession with dragons (which somehow didn鈥檛 bleed into this blog )
@very-evil-bubbles @smelgor @the-ghost-of-a-spirit @thejokig23 @chasmwilt @inwayovermyhead and @ anyone else who wants to join in! (You don鈥檛 need to answer if you don鈥檛 want to!)
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Apparently when I cut out caffeine I start craving sugar.
#low cal diet#low cal dessert#sweets#mealsp0#mealspo#weightloss#snacks#sugar cravings#ed not sheeren
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Winter Lull
As described by Mr. Bilbo, the place were hobbits truly lie is in "peace and quiet and good tilled earth". Hobbits are often seen spending much of their time outside in their gardens under the sun. However, what about when the sun only shines upon hobbit kind for a few hours?
Just as hobbits are drawn outside during spring by the sunlight and development of new life, during winter hobbits act much like most everything else in nature; they slow down. If one were to take a stroll through Bag End during the snowfall they would notice the residents spend most of their time deep within the comforting warmth of their homes. Letting their bodies rest; sleeping and relaxing with family before the breeze turns warm and the garden soil once again beckons.
The other species of Middle Earth do not feel this instinctual need to pull inward toward community and relaxation. Most elves or dwarves, if asked, are very unlikely to even know about this endearing habit of the smallest of middle-earths people. Of course, this was no problem. That was until one particularly adventurous hobbit brought a pack of dwarves to Bag End just before winter.
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The Battle of the five armies had taken a lot from the dwarfs but in the end, they were able to reclaim their home. Bilbo could hardly walk away from the dwarves he had come to care for as his family. There was too much to do in Erebor; Thorin may have been capable leader, but even the best of kings could use a little help. After all Bilbo had seen and experienced, what would a few more days away from home be?
Months later, when the work slowed, Bilbo made plans to return home. It was intended to be a simple affair but after the twins caught word of the upcoming trip, Bilbo found himself with a party of dwarves to see to his safe return. (Dwarfs who completely ignored his insistence that after getting rid of a dragon and riding into war, he was more than capable of handling a simple walk home.)
The slow transition of Bilbos behavior was not first noticed by his friends. The trip back to Bag End wasn't the rushed and desperate affair that their last journey had been. Bilbos 2nd meal helpings and afternoon naps didn't faze a single one of them. After all, he had done so much for them! Who were they to begrudge him a touch of leisure? They hardly experience any conflict during the trip. That was until they got to those quaint little rolling hills to discover that Bilbo's home had been picked clean of each and every possession.
It was quite a sight for residents of Hobbiton. A troupe of angry dwarves banging down doors, demanding the return of possessions to a hobbit that they had declared dead months ago. After so long having to sit in dull meetings and mourn the loss of far too many of their own a bit of mischief and trouble making was exactly what the Twins needed. Even Thorn himself almost seemed to enjoy staring down Bilbos more precocious relatives. With the neighbors to intimidate and possessions to reclaim, the sedate nature of their hobbit continued to go unnoticed.
Oddly enough Killi was the first to take note. One day, Bilbo fell asleep hardly 20 minutes after he had eaten breakfast. A few days later, when he slipped into a nap after luncheon, Balin was rather concerned that it took a considerable racket to wake him back up. Before the quest none of them had spent any significant time around hobbits. They didn't know what sickness looked like in someone who wasn't a dwarf. Worry spread among them all that something was terribly wrong with their dear friend. The dwarfs began once more to make trips to the doors of the other hobbits in hopes to learn about the illnesses that was afflicting Bilbo. But as each of them went from one door to the next hardly anyone was awake. Those who answered acted as if something had been slipped into their pipe weed. Whatever had happened to Bilbo seemed to have spread to all of Hobbiton almost overnight.
When supper came Bilbo finally seemed to have enough energy to truly engage with them. The Twins would hardly move from his side and Dwalin kept pressing mug after mug of black tea into Bilbo's hand. Even more worrisome was the fact that Bilbo was deeply confused as to why they were acting this way. Eventually it was Bofur who broke. His eyes began to water as he told Bilbo how much he will be missed when this illness brings his end.
This led to a several hours long (and rather exhausting) lecture from Bilbo about the intricacies of Hobbit sleeping habits.
To this day Thorin insists he knew all along that Bilbo was fine.
#the hobbit#bagginshield#bilbo baggins#thorin oakenshield#fili and kili#dwalin#tolkien dwarves#hobbits#cultural differences#The twins still laugh about how worried Thorin got#Dwalin pretends like his concern never happened#fic ideas#I would love a full fanfic about this
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