lizarddiary
A Lizard's Diary
FFXIV fandom and RP blog || Queer || They/Them || '98 || Still on Stormblood Check out my art! @ashuraarts
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Luffy would make the Orphean trip to the underworld to save any of his crew, but he would also fail. Not due to any lack of willpower or any failure of courage, but because right near the surface the ghost would whisper "hey, Luffy?" and he'd turn around with a huge smile like "yeah? :D" and then there would be a comedy beat and then he'd realize what he just did and start yelling.
After that he would also go all the way back down and annoy Hades into giving him another shot, fail again, annoy Hades again, and rinse lather repeat until Hades simply bans the Straw Hats from the underworld forever (unintentionally rendering the entire crew immortal).
Zoro would succeed the Orphean quest for any of the Straw Hats, it wouldn't even be hard, although he would get so lost on the way out of the underworld that the seductive voices that were trying to entice him to turn around instead start giving him step by step directions out of pity and exasperation.
Sanji would waver for a second when the voice of a beautiful woman liltingly entices him from behind, but he would hold strong and keep walking, crying and grinding his teeth the entire time.
Chopper would fail, he's too gullible and too scared, he's just a child and should never be burdened to do this, and Usopp has like a 50/50 chance depending on which Straw Hat he's rescuing. I don't think he would ever fail for Chopper, but for Luffy... well, he'd figure Luffy can probably find a way out of the underworld on his own and leg it once things get too scary (he would be right. Luffy has a knack for escaping underworlds.)
Jinbei would fail because he would hear the footsteps behind him fall into silence, and he would think Hades has betrayed him, kidnapped the soul of his crewmate, abused his power like the Celestial Dragons do, and he would immediately turn to fight Hades to the death for the insult.
Nami would have a long chat with Persephone and she'd show them a secret passageway out and keep it quiet from Hades. Brook would perform a melody so fucking catchy and earwormy that Hades lets them go in return for an autograph.
As for Robin... I think she'd end up wandering even DEEPER into the underworld to look at the interesting architecture in Tartarus, talk to the shades and souls, learn a lot of embarrassing secrets about the gods, and use them to blackmail Hades into letting, like, a lot of people go.
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I made this one for Sant Jordi, the day for books, roses and dragons! on the past April 23. I forgot to post it on Tumblr 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️!
Enjoy!!
#not ffxiv#sant jordi#my favourite festivity of all time#back in barcelona i would even skip school to go out and visit my favourite book stands in les rambles and arc de triomf#how much i miss that city...
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Brill sketch, blorbo of @the-littlest-kojin !
#another one of my pieces today#i need to catch up with what I've been doing#although i did took a long break...#my art#digital art#ffxiv#others oc#ffxiv oc#ffxiv fanart#art#ffxiv art#artist on tumblr#ffxiv roegadyn#femroe
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F!Emet-Selch 💜
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Traditional sletches of my girl Nara.
I should take some time to make an illustration of her and Tahla…
#my nara!!!#i really do need to sit down and like#actually draw her#but I always end up doing all my friend’s OCs first :’)#is the curse of having friends with amazing blorbos#my art#oc: nara#traditional art#pencil#ffxiv#ffxiv oc#my oc#ffxiv fanart#art#ffxiv art#artist on tumblr
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Part 2 of my swap gift for @fantasmagoriam!! Nigen as a boss encounter, of course inspired by finishing-touch's gif sets :D
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The person I reblogged this from deserves happiness and love
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Luxury, opulence, splendour...all in the name of the dragon-god, Ukhesh.
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government is trying to ban tiktok meanwhile millions of poor and disabled americans are about to completely lose their internet access at the end of april because congress wont renew funding for the affordable connectivity program
hell fucking world
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obsessed with my hrothgals
#ffxiv#ffxiv art#others art#so pretty!!!!#i love them#can't wait for them to be available in game#hrothgal
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the benchmark has me feeling a sort of way, so i've been trying to take screenshots of howl in the most mundane of poses.
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happy glorious 25th of may
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and together, we find reason to hope
#ffxiv#art#others art#omg is so pretty....#i love this#traditional art is wonderful#wish i had space for it
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went on someone’s blog who didn’t post in over a year and their last post was about getting married. like your marriage is more important than posting on tumblr? grow up
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I made a hrothgal.
Her name is Rayna and she really wishes she wasn't in charge.
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a not exactly canon take on x'rhun tia, cuz sometimes you just gotta draw a cat man, haha
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I promised the people better disco girls. Hope I delivered 👭
#not ffxiv#disco sapphics#oh my god....?#this is amazing#specially the second set of images#augh my heart#I can't#i love sapphics
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