1: Name I got one of those

2: Age 32

3: Fears the end of all things and being at heights unsupported

4: 3 things I love Gigs, books, galaxy caramel

5: 4 turns on latex/leather clothing wetlook leggings neck kisses/biting general horniness andtheyturnmeonwhentheytakeitoff

6: 4 turns off tickling lazyness meannessbeing disinterested

7: My best friend idk. Let me know first and then I'll update

8: Sexual orientation straight

9: My best first date Walking around town with mutuals the first time I met the girl I'd been talking to online for two months honestletsmakethisnightlastforever

10: How tall am I 5"6ish

11: What do I miss Concerts It's been a month and now they're getting postponed due to the rona again

12: What time were I born 1.11

13: Favourite color Black. Pure emo obvii illkeepwearingblackuntilsomethingdarkercomesalong

14: Do I have a crush Not currently iflirtwithanyflightythingthatfallsmyway

15: Favourite quote I have many, none of which are favourites

16: Favourite place Barrier at a concert

17: Favourite food Galaxy caramel, or some kinda pizza probably itstimetoturndiningbackintoeating

18: Do I use sarcasm Consistently dontminduswerejustspillingourguts

19: What am I listening to right now Adverts between Supergirl

20: First thing I notice in new person Their height probably. Or hair colour. Unless there is another distinguishing characteristic about them

21: Shoe size 8

22: Eye color Greenish blue or blueish green depending on the light and tiredness

23: Hair color Black

24: Favourite style of clothing Hoodys and gig tshirts foreverinbandshirts

25: Ever done a prank call? Yes. We phoned someone and told them we were a sex clinic and they had to come in for testing the next morning. It was 1am but he sounded drunk too so agreed

26: Meaning behind my URL It's a song lyric from The Rasmus likefireyoucanburnme

27: Favourite movie I have too many movies that I like to pick a favourite. Like 405 in my cupboard and 169 I wanna buy

28: Favourite song I have 6646 on my playlist. I can't pick favourites.

29: Favourite band I have ~139 that I like. I can't pick favourites

30: How I feel right now mainly bored

31: Someone I love Family members

32: My current relationship status single pringle

33: My relationship with my parents Good

34: Favourite holiday Hallowe'en without a doubt. thisishalloweenthisishalloween

35: Tattoos and piercing I have One tattoo on my upper left arm.

36: Tattoos and piercings I want None. Maybe if I could pick a favourite band I could get their logo tattooed, but see above

37: The reason I joined Tumblr I was in a facebook group that posted a lot of the iconic tumblr posts and memes and I thought I'd rather join here and see them firsthand instead.

38: Do I and my last ex hate each other? idk how she feels about me, but I am now indefferent towards her as I burnt out on hating her months ago idontwanttohateyoubuthowcouldinotyoukilledoffsomuchihelddearinmyheart

39: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts? Ha! I never got them from the person I was devotedly sending them to at the time. Now I don't even get any texts.

40: Have I ever kissed the last person you texted? My mum? Yes. Chastely.

41: When did I last hold hands? More than two years ago

42: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning? About 10 minutes to get out of bed and dressed, but I usually give myself an hour so I can get breakfast and conjure up enough will to live before I leave the house

43: Have You shaved your legs in the past three days? I have never shaved my legs

44: Where am I right now? Sitting on my couch

45: If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me? Me. Pubs are expensive and boring, I prefer getting drunk here. Better measures, music and no que for the toilet maybeillgetdrunkagaintofeelalittlelove

46: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level? Loud ifitstooloudyouretooold

47: Do I live with my Mom and Dad? Nope

48: Am I excited for anything? The 19 concerts I have planned for this year

49: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to? Not currently

50: How often do I wear a fake smile? Not anymore, now that I don't work in customer service. seemyfakesmilehaveathousand

51: When was the last time I hugged someone? New Year's Day

52: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me? Well we're broke up so I probably shouldn't care, but also rude

53: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not? No. I don't trust most people canitrustyou?butidontwantto

54: What is something I disliked about today? The dinner was in for 5mins more than it should've been and was nearing burning

55: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be? idk. Someone from the 139 bands i mentioned earlier? Maybe one I've not met before?

56: What do I think about most? idk I don't keep track of my thoughts randomthoughtsofneatdisorder

57: What’s my strangest talent? I have a talent?

58: Do I have any strange phobias? Nah, any phobias I have are entirely ordinary

59: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it? Behind, definitely imnotapictureperfectportraitbutiamworkingonit

60: What was the last lie I told? I told my jobcentre advisor that I applied for jobs when I haven't

61: Do I prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online? Messenger. Or texting. Then phone. Never videocall.

62: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens? No and yes. highupabovealienshovermakinghomemoviesforthefolksbackhome

63: Do I believe in magic? Nope

64: Do I believe in luck? Nope idontbelieveinlucktheydontbelieveinusbutibelieveweretheenemy

65: What’s the weather like right now? Dark and cold as is usual for midnight in Scottishland

66: What was the last book I’ve read? Warlock - Wilbur Smith

67: Do I like the smell of gasoline? Nope

68: Do I have any nicknames? I have several

69: What was the worst injury I’ve ever had? I split my head open and needed stitches

70: Do I spend money or save it? Both. I'm quite good at saving tbh but it's impossible to go through life without spending anything.

71: Can I touch my nose with a tounge? I can. Not my own tongue. But I can touch my nose with a tongue. After I've cut it out.

72: Is there anything pink in 10 feet from me? A small bank and a plastic basket filled with letters

73: Favourite animal? Probably dogs

74: What was I doing last night at 12 AM? Watching a film online

75: What do I think is Satan’s last name is? I thought his name was Lucifer Morningstar. And he's a former nightclub owner and police consultant.

76: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it? All 6646 I have on my list

77: How can you win my heart? Wear something shiny and bring pizza and/or chocolate. Then you will have my interest. Not being a cow and cheating might get my heart eventually.

78: What would I want to be written on my tombstone? Nothing. I don't want one. I'd prefer to be cremated and scattered I think. Tombstones are a waste of money and graveyards are running out of real estate itsnotaboutthefriendsyoumakebutthegraffititheywriteonyourgrave

79: What is my favorite word? I don't have one

80: My top 5 blogs on tumblr. I don't use this hellsite as often, I can't remember tbh.

81: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say? Stop being so judgemental to each other

82: Do I have any relatives in jail? Nope

83: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power? idk. I used to think being invisible might be fun but I don't see how it'd be useful atm. Same with speedrunning or flying. Would be cool, but I'd probably be caught and turned into some lab experiment. Also I'd need my clothing to be invisible too, I don't wanna walk around naked and invisible.

84: What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on? idk. Probably my name as I want to retain some sort of anonimity.

85: What is my current desktop picture? The default windows one with stars

86: Had sex? Yes. Several times. With different people.

87: Bought condoms? Yes. Non-latex ones because I knew someone with an allergy. Didn't pan out. Used to get free ones too, they were better obvii

88: Gotten pregnant? Nope

89: Failed a class? Several

90: Kissed a boy? Two. Drunk at the time, not my thing.

91: Kissed a girl? Yes. Much better experience

92: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain? Yes. We were in a park under a tree I think. wedancelikezombiesdointhemiddleoftherain

93: Had a job? Yes

94: Left the house without my wallet? Yes

95: Bullied someone on the internet? nope. But someone did piss me off recently on reddit so I went to their profile and downvote their last 50-odd comments and posts.

96: Had sex in public? In a public place yes, but it was deserted.

97: Played on a sports team? if PE counts?

98: Smoked weed? never

99: Did drugs? not illegal ones

100: Smoked cigarettes? never

101: Drank alcohol? consistently ifoundmyviceifoundmyviceitlivesinabottleandwantsmetodie

102: Am I a vegetarian/vegan? nope

103: Been overweight? yes

104: Been underweight? probably

105: Been to a wedding? A few

106: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight? This...this is a joke question right? thosearerookienumberswegottapumpthoseup

107: Watched TV for 5 hours straight? Another joke question I hope...

108: Been outside my home country? A few times

109: Gotten my heart broken? I think so

110: Been to a professional sports game? Several

111: Broken a bone? I've had my nose broken for me

112: Cut myself? Not deliberately intopiecesthisismylastresort

113: Been to prom? Once

114: Been in an airplane? A few

115: Fly by helicopter? Nope

116: What concerts have I been to? 213 concerts, seeing 434 different bands at 46 different venues

117: Had a crush on someone of the same sex? Nope

118: Learned another language? in high school

119: Wore make up? Occasional guyliner and even more usually nail polish. Black obvii.

120: Lost my virginity before I was 18? Nope. Not for a lack of trying though

121: Had oral sex? Yes. Giving and recieving <3

122: Dyed my hair? Had it dyed for me

123: Voted in a presidential election? Nope - not American

124: Rode in an ambulance? Yes

125: Had a surgery? Yes

126: Met someone famous? Several band members

127: Stalked someone on a social network? Not really.

128: Peed outside? A few times

129: Been fishing? Nope oohgirlwheniminlovewithyoukeepfishingifyoufeelitstrue

130: Helped with charity? I have done fun runs before.

131: Been rejected by a crush? Several times

132: Broken a mirror? Nope imsouglythatsokcausesoareyouwevebrokeourmirrors

133: What do I want for birthday? CDs, DVDs, Boxsets, Books, PS2 Games, alcohol, chocolate

134: How many kids do I want and what will be their names? I only want my one

135: Was I named after anyone? Nope

136: Do I like my handwriting? Sometimes

137: What was my favourite toy as a child? idk

138: Favourite Tv Show? I watch too much TV to have a favourite tbh

139: Where do I want to live when older? In a house I own would be a nice change, but also an unrealistic expectation

140: Play any musical instrument? Nope

141: One of my scars, how did I get it? Split my head open and recieved stitches

142: Favourite pizza toping? Probably pepperoni. It's basic, but still a good choice. I'm not too adventurous with my food choices tbh

143: Am I afraid of the dark? Nope. No one is afraid of the dark. People are afraid that they're not alone in the dark. Or death.

144: Am I afraid of heights? No. I am afraid of being unsupported in heights. Or falling.

145: Have I ever got caught sneaking out or doing anything bad? Nope. Because I never needed to sneak out and didn't do much bad

146: Have I ever tried my hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end Several times itriedsohardandgotsofarbutintheenditdoesntevenmatter

147: What I’m really bad at Singing. Doesn't stop me anyway

148: What my greatest achievments are idk, I've made it this long with all four limbs and that's kinda neat of me.

149: The meanest thing somebody has ever said to me My memory's not that good. I can't remember specific insults, just the general feeling of inadequacy

150: What I’d do if I won in a lottery Get a good lawyer, create a company and pay myself a wage. Then buy a house and decide what issues I can help fix in the world. And be very anonymous.

151: What do I like about myself I like my sense of humour, my music taste, my general awesomeness

152: My closest Tumblr friend I don't have any. Y'all are seriously missing out, I'm amazing tbh!

153: Something I fantasise about Owning a house, HA!

154: Any thoughts on the paranormal? Nope. Load of nonsense, I don't think about it

155: Free question: Any question you’d like to ask, be it rude, fun, curious, strange, sexual, random, meme related, etc! Well I'm posting this all because no-one would send numbers, but my asks are open if you have something I've missed

1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged? No, I'm not gay. But also, I don't think his wife would be too impressed either. itsmeetingthemanofmydreamsandthenmeetinghisbeautifulwife 2. You talked to an ex today, correct? Wrong! 3. Have you taken someones virginity? Nope. 4. Is trust a big issue for you? Romantically, it will be now. donttrustahoeneveratrustahoewonttrustahoe 5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently? I haven't hung around with anyone recently 6. What are you excited for? Concerts coming back after the rona thisshitwillfuckyouup 7. What happened tonight? Scotland drew with england and now I'm drinking and watching Bob Ross painting because it taped as a suggestion and all your memes make it sound interesting. throwawayyourtelevisiontakethenooseofyourambition 8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted? No, that seems a very sexist comment. Girls have every right to get as wasted as they want. I myself have been horribly wasted before and don't judge others for it. causeimprettyfuckingwastedidrunksogoddamnmuchthaticantfeelmyfaceyeah 9. Is confidence cute? As long as it's warranted. 10. What is the last beverage you had? Lidl Cola imnotbyyoursideimnottakingtimeyoudeserveeverythingyouvegot 11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust? 8 (six of those are family members tho) 12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans? Never have and never will. 13. What are you gonna do Saturday night? Watch more TV. Or the next film on my list. Or play GTA3. saturdaynightifeeltheairisgettinghotlikeyoubaby 14. What are you going to spend money on next? Chocolate 15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed? Not anymore :) sokissmehardcausethisllbethelasttimethatiletyou 16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months? I highly doubt it andillbethiswayforever 17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything Depends about what. I can talk to my mum about most things, but not all obviously 18. The last time you felt broken? December causeimbrokenwhenimlonesomeandidontfeellikeiamstrongenough 19. Have you had sex today? Nope 20. Are you starting to realize anything? Nah, I realized it all quite a while ago. 21. Are you in a good mood? Kinda? I'm not in a bad mood. I was in a good mood yesterday an.. Nah. Fuck it. Yes, I am in a good mood. (I realise I could've just put yes but I thought it was important to note the point where I fought against West Of Scotland stoicism and decided to acknowledge some positivity). 22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks? Nah. And they should be left alone and not dragged about for our pleasure. iftheseawaswarmwouldsharksbemorefriendly 23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s? Yeah 24. What do you want right this second? A large amount of money, or chocolate. 25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy? I'm not currently liking anyone right now so meh. 26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color? Yeah. Including the grey. Might dye it at some point soon for shits and giggles. imstartingtothinkthisisntititisntallitscrackeduptobe 27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh? I've done that twice. It obviously didn't work out. Maybe I should try? 28. What was the last thing that made you laugh? A meme on facebook asking if the earth was round, why the bottom of your shoes are flat instead of curved. It had a picture of a curved shoe. It's more of a visual joke. 29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now? Not really. I miss the closeness I had with some people, but I've come to terms with it. 30. Does everyone deserve a second chance? idk. I give people more chances than they deserve and I probably shouldn't. 31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to? Nope. I try not to talk to people I hate. 32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do? I don't even know I have feelings for them, so I doubt they know. 33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda? Quite obviously

not. 34. Listening to? Transplant. It's a medical drama that taped on TV five months ago. 35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore? I don't have a pencil. I rarely write in pen anymore. 36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is? Nope. And I don't want to. 37. Do you believe in love at first sight? No. That's lust. Love takes time. 38. Who did you last call? Voicemail, and before that my mum. telephonelinesawaydeathontheendandimscreaming 39. Who was the last person you danced with? The last time I danced I did 5,6,7,8 by myself in the middle of a bar in Glasgow because it was on the jukebox. I called them all miserable bastards for not joining in 40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed? Because I was in a relationship with them at the time and I felt like it. 41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake? 10th of June. 42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today? I haven't seen them for four days 43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush? Consistently. My memory doesn't plague me with these instances while I'm trying to sleep though, I just have a vague general feeling that I'm an embarrassment. 44. Do you tan in the nude? I avoid sunbathing and tanning. 45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss? Yeah. I mean I enjoyed it at the time, but she's now my ex so she didn't deserve it. 46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night? Nope. 47. Who was the last person to call you? An employment agency. 48. Do you sing in the shower? No. I think of conversations I will never have or the story that I've got writers block with. 49. Do you dance in the car? No. I look out the window and watch the scenery 50. Ever used a bow and arrow? Nope. 51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer? Maybe when I was a baby imnotapictureperfectportraitbutiamworkingonit 52. Do you think musicals are cheesy? Yes. Because they are. Apart from Cannibal The Musical. 53. Is Christmas stressful? Undoubtedly so. sotelltheworldletsbuysomepeaceandquietforachangebeforewespenditallonfuckingtoys 54. Ever eat a pierogi? Wikipedia tells me they are filled dumplings, so I probably would if I got a chance 55. Favorite type of fruit pie? Apple. 56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? Astronaut. That was about it I think. 57. Do you believe in ghosts? No, I don't. imaginelivinglikeakingsomedayasinglenightwithoutaghostinthewalls 58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling? Not that I can remember. 59. Take a vitamin daily? Nope. 60. Wear slippers? Yes. Star Wars ones. 61. Wear a bath robe? Sometimes. It's called a dressing gown though. 62. What do you wear to bed? Nothing. 63. First concert? The Beautiful South, 24yrs ago. whenyoursockssmellofangelsbutyourlifesmellsofbriedontmarryherfuckme 64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart? Lidl 65. Nike or Adidas? Converse 66. Cheetos Or Fritos? Pringles 67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds? Raisins 68. Favorite Taylor Swift song? Clean. raincamefallingdownwheniwasdrowningthatswhenicouldfinallybreathe 69. Ever take dance lessons? Never! I have two right feet. It's like having two left feet, only worse because it's also out of place as well as just generally bad dancing. 70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing? Nah, why would I care about that? 71. Can you curl your tongue? I can't even extend my tongue far outside of my mouth. 72. Ever won a spelling bee? I've never entered a spelling bee. 73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy? No I have not. 74. What is your favorite book? It used to be either HitcHikers Guide To The Galaxy or Reaper Man. SQUEAKsaidthedeathofrats 75. Do you study better with or without music? Without. If I have music on then that will distract me too much and I'll listen more than study. 76. Regularly burn incense? Nope. 77. Ever been in love? Maybe. I thought I have been several times. I said I was. 78. Who would you like to see in concert? AFI, Green Day, I Set My Friends On Fire, Kesha, The Killers, Lady Gaga, System Of A Down, Tenacious D, While She Sleeps 79. What was the

last concert you saw? Twin Atlantic makeabeastofmyselftokillthemall 80. Hot tea or cold tea? Hot, if it has to be any at all. 81. Tea or coffee? Irn Bru 82. Favorite type of cookie? Millie's 83. Can you swim well? I can swim in a pool but I can't tread water or breath very well whilst swimming so open water would not be good for me. 84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose? Yeah. 85. Are you patient? I can be. 86. DJ or band, at a wedding? DJ, and my playlist of 6625 songs on itunes 87. Ever won a contest? Nah. I don't enter contests. 88. Ever have plastic surgery? Nope. 89. Which are better black or green olives? Tomatoes. 90. Opinions on sex before marriage? Have as much as you can with as many consenting partners as you wish 91. Best room for a fireplace? The living room? 92. Do you want to get married It's an archaic institution and puts too much stress and debt on one day for very little benefit that I can see.

She has gone. At last, finally, completely. Moved out. It may be two months after my birthday, but better late than never right? I am again a single pringle. I am more relieved than upset. I will fix this house the way I’d want it and I’ll run it better than you did or could. Time to do plans, and goals and move forward. This isn’t an ending. This is the beginning.

The Silence of the Lambs: What was something that you used to be afraid of that you aren't afraid of anymore? The dark ihaveaconstantfearthatsomethingsalwaysnear

It: What do you believe in? I believe that everyone has the capacity for good or evil depending on circumstances. I believe that Neil Armstrong landed on the moon. I believe lots of stuff, but you probably meant religion so I'm an atheist. ifyoubelievetheyputamanonthemoon

The Nightmare on Elm Street: Have you ever had problems sleeping? Any nightmares? Consistently. Not normally nightmares though, just trouble getting to sleep in the first place. igetnosleepdaysonrepeat

Friday the Thirteenth: What would you do for those you love? Anything.

Psycho: What was your childhood like? Fine?? Idk my memories worse.

Texas Chainsaw Massacre: If you could go into the past and change anything, what would you change? I'd stop the bible getting published, would save a lot of hassle tbh.

The Ring: What's your favorite tv show? What do you think about the effect of media on people? I've watched over 13 months worth of TV according to TV Time, I can't pick favourites. And media like TV and films and music are forms of art and wonderful. It's the mainstream media, ie news, that is being manipulated to control the populace.

Saw: If you were given only one week to live, how would you spend it? On a murder spree.

Scream: Are you excited for the future? Yeah, it can't be worse than the present anyway. Plus gigs after corona <33

Jaws: How prepared are you for most of the situations you're put in? How well can you handle situations that you're put in, especially if they make you uncomfortable? I don't put myself in uncomfortable situations, and if they are then I get quiet and anxious and leave as soon as I can thesituationsareirrelevantnow

Dr. Giggles: If you had to lose a body part, which one would you choose and why? My tonsils, they're not necessary lol

The Amityville Horror: Why do you like your favorite book as much as you do? I read too much to have a favourite book/author.

Silent Hill: If you could go anywhere without worrying about money, where would you go? Where are some places that reality feels distorted for you? I used to say that I'd go to Poland to see an online friend but even we have not communicated in years and idk if the address I have is still current. Reality doesn't get distorted, just your view of it. lifeisaperceptionofyourownreality

The Conjuring: If you could learn any new skill, what would you learn? I already got mad skillz bro

Insidious: When you were a child, what job did you want when you got older? What job do you have now? Do you like it? Why or why not? If you could have any job, what would it be? I wanted to be an astronaught. My last job was in a call centre and I hate it because customers, the general public, yes you reading this, you're all cunts. I have given up on the ideal of being happy and intellectually stimulated by work so I'd settle with something that lets me take off days for concerts.

Cooties: How well do you protect against germs? Do you get sick often? Even better this year lol. I get headcolds once or twice a year but not normally sick. I phoned in once with tonsillitis in six and a half years.

The Babadook: What is something keeping you from truly being happy? Financial insecurity, relationship instability.

Annabelle: What did you do for fun as a child? Read.

Black Christmas: What's your favorite holiday? Why is it your favorite? What are some good memories you have with it? Halloween for sure cause I'm a mad gofffff. I like pretending I can do makeup and walking to work getting stared at

Hellraiser:  Are some lives worth more than others? Depends on your perspective. My life is worth more to me that yours, but yours is worth more to you than mine. wealldeservetodieevenyoumrslovetteveni

Silent Night, Bloody Night: What's your least favorite holiday? Why is it your least favorite? Christmas. Too cold, too expensive, too fake, everyone pretending they don't hate their family members and seeing decorations in October. telltheworldletsbuysomepeaceandquietforachangebeforewespenditallonfuckingtoys

Children of the Corn: Do you believe in a higher power? Not at all. whenyoudietheonlykingdomyoullseeistwofeetwideandsixfeetdeep

Carrie: Have you ever been told something you didn't want to be/gotten news you didn't want to? I've been dumped, and wasn't particularly happy about that so yeah I guess so?

Cloverfield: If you were in the zombie apocalypse/alien invasion, would you hide, and if so, where would you hide? What group of people would you want with you through this? I wouldn't hide from Zombies. I'd try and secure my house and go out to kill as many as I could every few days. Or if there's too many I'd end up going crazy like The Night Eats The World. I ain't taking on aliens though, they'd vaporize me or their skull would crawl up my back and spike me with their skulltail like Mars Attacks.

Halloween: What is your favorite thing to wear (example: jacket, hat, gloves, a specific shirt) Hat or my sleeves/arm-tights

The Haunting: Have you ever been convinced that your house is haunted or that a ghost or other villain was after you? Nope.

Paranormal Activity: Do you believe in the supernatural? Well I've only seen three-ish seasons but yeah it was great

Evil Dead: Who is someone you look up to and why? I look up to most people cause I'm possibly smaller than average.

The Exorcist: What's your relationship with your parents? Good.

1. What's one thing you would like to change about yourself? The way my brain literally freezes when asked a question I wasn't expecting and I have nothing to say and look stupid but then I've realised I'm doing it again and the words won't come and I've avoided your eyes and look even more stupid and now I just have to say "I don't know" cause my brain is literally white noise now. Either that or my feet. youaintfuckingchangingme

2. Are you religious? If yes, what is your religion? Nope. I am an atheist and now also anti-theist. I've went from not believing in religion to thinking it's one of the worst parts of our planet. theresafirebetweenussowhereisyourgod

3. What was the best phase in your life? What was the worst phase in your life? Best would probably be 0-10 maybe? Idk I can't remember it, might have been good. Worst is definately now.

4. Are you the person you thought you'd be when you were little? I didn't think questions like this when I was little so idk. wheniwaslittleiknewiwouldblowupandsellamillorgrowuptobeatillagonutsandbeakiller

5. Who is one person you would talk to about anything? No one.

6. Have you ever lost someone close to you? Kinda

7. Have you every had your heart broken? Have you ever broken someone else's heart? Mine, yes. Doubt I ever have anyone elses though howcouldihaveburnedparadisehowcouldiyouwerenevermine

8. Do you believe in second chances? Depends on what they've done secondchancestheydontevermatterpeopleneverchange

9. What is one thing that people always misunderstand about you? idk ask them?

10. What is your biggest regret in life? Not standing up for myself to junkie fucks heremenowwordsivownofuckingregrets

11. What things are standing between you and complete happiness? Financial instability, lack of affordable housing, lack of relationship trust and a lack of chocolate too

12. If you lost everything important to you tomorrow, whose arms would you run to in order to make everything okay again? The sweet embrace of oblivion

13. Does the most important person in your life know how much they mean to you? I doubt it

14. If you could send a message to the entire world, what would you say to everybody? Religion is bullshit, let's just give it up guys and focus on saving the planet buttheresnoonetosavemeyeahcauseiknowgodisalie

15. If you were going to die tomorrow, what would you spend today doing? Getting drunk probably iswearthehappiestdayofmylifeisthedaythatidie

16. How would you describe yourself in 5 words? I wouldn't describe myself in 5 words

17. What opportunities have you not taken that you regretted not taking? Everytime I could've bought chocolate and didn't. I regret that.

18. What would you do differently if you knew that no one would judge you? Nothing. Fear of being judged has never stopped me from doing anything because I don't give a fuck what you think idontcarewhatyouthinkaslongasitsaboutme

19. If you could ask one person a single question and they had to answer 100% truthfully, who would you ask and what would you ask them? idk I don't really have any burning questions right now

20. If you could start your life over, what would you do differently? You've already asked my biggest regrets and missed opportunities so read back

21. Are you currently holding on to something that you need to let go of? If yes, what's stopping you from letting go? Fear of change, or of being alone icantbethatwaywhenmylifelooksthisgreysoiletgoiletgo

22. Are you living or just existing? How do you know? I am existing. I am only truly alive when I'm at gigs but they've all been stopped due to the rona getbuyslivingorgetbusydying

23. What was the last thing you did that was really worth remembering? I watched a movie today, though it was kinda crap.

24. What do you want most out of life? To overcome the things standing between me and complete happiness alliwantinlifeistobehappy

25. If you had one year left to live, what would you want to do in the next 12 months? Punch some people very hard in the face and get very drunk

26. If you could get one wish to come true, what would that wish be? For religion to disappear

27. When you think of home, what comes to mind? The house in which I live theysayhomeiswheretheheartisbutwhatashamecauseeveryonesheartdoesntbeatthesame

28. What scares you the most? Global annihilation and the death of the planet

29. What is your greatest strength? What is your greatest weakness? I don't know, I'm not a marvel charachter

30. What did life teach you yesterday? Not to trust memories of a book

31. What have you done in the past week to make someone's life better? Bought a christmas present

32. What makes you special? Nothing. I'm distinctly average.

33. What was a time that you did not speak but you should have? A college presentation

34. Describe what you want the next five years of you life to be like in a single sentence. Full of gigs and alcohol and chocolate

35. If you knew when and where and how you were going to die, would you life be better or worse? I don't know if I could live with that kind of knowledge. I'd probably cry all day

36. What would life look like for you if you never wasted another minute of it? idk I'm not sure what I'd be able to do with all this extra time. dontwasteanotherdaydontwasteanotherminuteicantwaittoseeyourfacejusttoshowyouhowmuchimeanit

37. Do you consider yourself to be the hero or the villain of you story? This is not an action movie. This is more like a boring drama. imjustamanimnotaheroidontcare

38. How much do you love yourself? Not a lot icanhatemyselfmorethananyone

39. What or who have you given up on? Owning a house and certain people ivegivenupontheentirehumanrace

40. Who are you really? Deep down, who are you really? I am me maybeiamjustnotcleverenoughtopersuadeeveryoneofthereasonswerefailingeachother

You have a thousand followers now? You can go live? How about you just go. I left the room and lay in my bed in the dark and pulled the covers over my face and I silently screamed until my jaw hurt. I shook with rage because I didn’t want to be in the same room as you discussed on the phone how you cheated on me. I must be the stupidest motherfucker on the face of this planet. We broke up, and I took you back three days later when you confessed how you cheated on me. For the 6th time. Isn’t that supposed to be the reason why people break up in the first place? Serves you right that this shit is happening to you. Not my fault you fingerbanged the psycho. I don’t know if you raped them. How could I, when you didn’t tell me for 3 months??? I doubt you did but I hope this crazy bitch turns all your friends against you. No-one’s talking to you now and I hope you realise that you have no friends and no one to turn to when I get you out of my house. It’s 6 weeks and a half till this year ends and I will leave you behind me in 2020 with lockdown and coronavirus. 7 weeks after that is my birthday. I hope you have a new house by then because I don’t want to see your face on my happy day. I cannot take this relationSHIT anymore.

Do you put sugar on your Coco Krispies? No, but definitely on corn flakes, they're bland postkellogsgeneralmillsitsthecerealwar

If you had a pet anteater, what would you name it? Antubis, obviously

Do you prefer house phones or cell phones? I do not have a house phone. But tbh I hate talking on any phone and prefer using messenger

Don’t you just love it when guys sing to you? Only if they're on stage and holding a microphone and in a band

Are your nails long or short? Long enough to paint :)

Do you ever wear headbands? Nah.

Ever taken dance lessons? I don't dance, I headbang

What does your hair look like right now? increasingly greying

What is your favorite show to watch on Food Network? I don't watch anything on the food network

What type of mp3 player do you have? iTunes on my laptop but transportable music I've put on my phone

What is your favorite kind of cookie? Millies <3

What was the last compliment you received? Someone just messaged me saying "smile you are a very funny man" but its our first convo, I know they'll get bored of me eventually

What are your thoughts on destroying rainforests? It was the start of the end of our species and the only good thing is that when we are gone they will grow back :)

Are you a bookworm? Most definitley. If it wasn't for goodreads I'd forget everything

What did you have for dinner yesterday? mini sausage rolls and onion rings at dinner time, but then I also had salt and chili chickenballs at half 12

Who was the fifth person to call you today? No one has called me today. And I doubt five different people have ever tired to call me in the one day

Pick up a book. Open it to page 89. What does the first sentence say? "Always wanted one of those."

Can you play the saxophone? About as well as Homer Simpson can sax-i-ma-phonesax-i-ma-phone

Have you ever heard the song Can’t Be Saved, by Senses Fail? I have not, no but I'll add it to my list. Love their cover of institutionalised tho :) theysaytheyregonnafixmybrainalleviatemysufferingandpainbutbythetimetheyfixmyheadmentallyillbedead

What colour carpet is in your living room? Some kinda weird browny grey bland thing idk it was here when we moved in andnothecarpetdoesntmatchthedrapes

Ever eaten an entire can of whipped cream in one sitting? No I have not, and now I am wondering why I have never tried this. I think I could.

Do you like sunglasses? Not particularly no

Have you ever been sung to on your birthday in a restaurant? No I have not. And my life has been immeasurably better as a result. I'd probably leave or go to the toilet and hide for ten minutes

Do you have any gray hairs? More and more each day

Do you like black olives? I don’t like any olives

Do you own a pair of toe socks? I think I did and they were rainbow patterened but I don't know where they are I've not worn them for a while :(

How about a designer purse? No. Or a man bag either

What kind of camera do you have? Haweewee cameraphone

Do you love pancakes? They’re okay, but tbh when I was in florida I had them everyday for breakfast.

What about chips and dip? Not a big fan of dips. Or sauce either. Salt and chili seasoning tho mmmh iknowthiswasreallyaskingaboutcrispsbutimnotamericanalsoidontlikecrispswithdipeither

Did I get you hungry? Nope

What time is it? 22.14

Have you ever lived with a friend? Nah. A fiance and a baby mama but not a friend

What are a few of your favorite TV shows? I watch too much to have a favourite. Like my TV Time app says I've watched over 11 months of tele so how can I have favourites

What kind of socks do you like to wear? Knee high stripey socks are always the favourite, right now I have Iron Man ones though

Ever wear lipstick? At Halloween yes but not normally.

Do you have your own house key, and how often do you actually use it? I do, but we never really lock the door cause someones normally in

How often do you eat chocolate? Not that often, but I don't eat chocolate because I don't buy chocolate. If I ever have any its gone in minutes galaxycaramelislife

Have you ever only liked someone because you found out they liked you? My type has always been people that are into me first. I did ask someone out in high school but they nicely rejected me and I've decided that obviously I can't read signs and so will wait for you to show your intrest

Ever baked a pie? Never

How often do you wash dishes at your house? Once a week maybe? We have a lot of dishes so we don't need to do them everyday

Does spell-check on Word or Mac computers ever annoy you when it underlines the word? I turn it off for this exact reason

Do you know what time you were born, and what day of the week it was? 1.11am and it was a Saturday

What colors of nail polish do you like best? Black, obvii. I do also have a metallic purple though madgoffff

Like to take pictures on the Photobooth program on Macs? I don't like macs. And I don't think thats a thing anymore

What is a recurring thought on your mind today? Ow my ear is so sore ffs of all the places to get a cut/scab/spot the inside of my ear has to be one of the worst

Have you had any confrontations with anyone lately? nope. Probably building up to one

What was the last charity you donated to? I did the ice bucket challenge 6 years ago and donated to that charity

Would you say you have an infectious laugh? Not at all no

Shouldn’t you be doing something else right now? I should be sleeping or doing something productive

Do you have anything planned for the summer? I have gigs that were rescheduled to summer but will probably fail due to the 'rona isweartogodgreendaythisisthethirdtime

Are there any mountains nearby where you live? Nope wayuptonthemountainiseedownbelowlifecanbesuchagreatshow

Did you like to collect frogspawn as a kid? No I did not. That's a very American, and also very weird thing to do

Do you walk fast or slow? Fast. Like 8.47minutes/km on average this month, which is basically 4.4mph

Do you keep birthday cards or throw them out? I throw them out tbh

Does sitting in waiting rooms drive you insane? Nope. Boredom is an old acquaintance of mine alsoyoucantdrivemeinsanewhenimalreadythere

Do you ever put sticky notes around the place to remind yourself of things? Nah I just keep it in my phone, and then forget to look there

Are you easy to talk to? I can be but I'm not very approachable in the first place so most don't bother to try

Can you juggle with more than two items? I can't even juggle with two items

At airports do you ever worry your luggage won’t arrive? I've not been in an airport in 20yrs so not really

Do your parents ever call you ‘pet’ or ‘sweetheart’ etc? No, that would be weird

Do you like jalapenos? Not really. I ate like 5 of them in pizza hut in 2005 before they were big and they made me throw up

What other windows have you currently got opened? Facebook

What woke you up this morning? I woke myself up

Would you ever consider visiting Ireland? Maybe. I'd visit someone but that's too much effort for what would end up being an awkward walk around town again

Would you like to visit Venice? I would. Idk what id do there but it might be nice. Probably go on a gondola like a right tourist and then sit in my room the rest of the time

What is the largest body of water near your hometown? They clyde, but not like a major part of it just a small bit

Do you have any flags in your house? Nope

Are there any ‘Keep Off the Grass’ signs where you live? No, thank god

What was your Last drink: Cola Last phone call: Employer telling me that they're going to phone me next week with details Last text message: saying happy birthday to someone Last song you listened to: Got The Life - Korn youllneverseesocomedancewithme Last time you cried: 20th of September

Have you ever Dated someone twice: nopers Been drunk and thrown up: Many times Kissed someone and regretted it: Nah Been depressed: Yeah List three favorite colors: Black, red, purple

In the last year have you Made new friends: Not at all Fallen out of love: Yes Laughed until you cried: No Met someone who changed you: Nope Found out who your true friends are: Already knew Found out someone who was talking about you:  Nope Kissed anyone on your Facebook friend list: Yeah

General How many people on your Facebook list do you know in real life: Most Do you have any pets: No Do you want to change your name: Nope What time did you wake up today: 7.15am What were you doing at midnight last night: Backing up stuff to my hard drive Name something you CANNOT wait for:   the past Last time you saw your mother:  last week What is one thing you wish you could change about your life: bank balance lol What are you listening to right now:  Freak On A Leash - Kerrang somethingtakesapartofme Have you talked to a person named Tom:  yes Blood type: O+ Relationship status: taken Zodiac sign: aquarius Favorite tv shows: far too many, my TvTime app says I've watched 10months, 25 days and 21hrs worth of TV Hair colour: dark brownish Long or short: long Height: short Do you have a crush on someone: Nope What do you like about yourself: My music taste Tattoos: One Righty or lefty: right First surgery: stitches on my eyebrow First piercings: still awaiting First best friend: I don't even remember First sport you joined:  0 First vacation: Ibiza First pair of shoes: idk I was a baby lol

Right now Eating:  Nothing Drinking: Nothing About to: post this Waiting for: the comfort of nothingness that is the end Get married: Nope Career: no one wants a career, we just want money. Yay capitalism! presentyourselfpressyourclothescombyourhairclockin

Which is better Lips or eyes: eyes takeagoodlookatthesecrowsfeetsittingontheprettieseyes Hugs or kisses: both Shorter or taller:  shorter Older or younger : younger Romantic or spontaneous: spontaneously romantic Nose, stomach or arms: neither?

Have you ever Kissed a stranger: Indeed Drank hard liquor: obviously ihopetheyservejackdanielsinhell Lost glasses/ contacts:  nope Sex on first date: Not had the opportunity, but I totally would Broke someone’s heart: Doubt it Been arrested: Yes Turned someone down: Hahahahaha no Cried when someone died: Yeah Fallen for a friend: yeah

Do you believe in Yourself: No. I don't exist Miracles: Nope Love at first sight: Nope Heaven: Nope Santa: Nope Kiss on first date: Yes Angels: Nope

Germany : do you like bread? Yes. I eat too much of it it's probably not healthy ilikefoodfoodtastesgood

France : ever drunk alcohol? Indeed I have, many kinds on many occasions maybeillgetdrunkagaintofeelalittlelove

England : ever made a mistake you really regret? Yeah I can think of one or two

Scotland : do you prefer summer or winter? Hmm idk used to be winter hands down but I don't like having wet feet in the snow so maybe summer now? Still a goffik tho igotthatsummertimesummertimesadness

Italy : currently in a relationship? Yes

Wales : how old are you? Old enough for my mid-life crisis youveinvitedeveryoneyoucantwakeyoucantwakefromthisnightmare

Finland : longest you’ve ever been in a relationship? 9yrs

Sweden : have you ever been to ikea? Yeah. Their meatballs are overratted but their hot chocolates ok and if people think you're only having tea you can sneak a free refill youllbethirtychoosingcurtainsinikea

Norway : do you prefer wearing trousers or skirts? Trousers

Spain : do you take naps during the day? Depends on how early I get up

Portugal : your sexuality? I'm one of them evil hetro guys, soz

Ireland : favourite tv show? idk, right now I've been catching up on Killjoys throwawayyourtelevisiontakethenooseoffyourambition

Denmark : what were you doing at 20.30 last saturday? Watching TV and tumblring probably

Poland : do you have any pets? Nope

Austria : do you like chocolate? Yes! Galaxy Caramel is love

Switzerland : ever kissed a girl? I have. And I liked it. She wasn't wearing any cherry chapsticks

Romania : morning or evening? Evening obvs

Bulgaria : who was the last person you snapchatted? I don't have one idonthaveinstagramorsnapchatihavealife

Czech Republic : is there a song that never fails to make you cry? Nope

Slovakia : how many languages can you speak? Just one

Slovenia : what colour is your hair at the moment? dark brown/blackish

Monaco : do you have an iPhone? Never have and never will

The Netherlands : when did you last see your mum? Sunday

Greece : do you live with your father? Nope

Croatia : do you wear glasses? Nope

Belgium : favourite colour? Black, or purple

Iceland : if you could chose one thing to be in your future, what would you choose? Financial security ididntloseyourmoneyalthoughyourmoneyjustlostyou

Ukraine : what’s the most money you’ve ever spent on clothes? I spent £40 on one pair of trousers once. They lasted me for like 6 years tho

Malta : have you ever been on a cruise? I'm not THAT old, geez

Hungary : would you date someone 3 years older than you? If they were immature enough to date me then yeah

Cyprus : if you could kill one person without any risk of being caught for it, would it be someone related to you? No it would not iwannaslityourthroatandfuckthewound

Luxembourg : what’s the coldest temperature you’ve ever experienced? idk Scotland in winter imcolderthansnowseasonwhenitstwentybelowfreezing

Serbia : do you use instagram? Not at all

Albania : can you swim well? Only in pools, I can't float/tread water at all

Lithuania : if you could go back in time to a moment in your life, when would you go back to? 18/01/2015

Montenegro : pizza or pasta? Pizza.

Latvia : do you have any scars with an interesting or grisly story? I have a scar in my eyebrow that needed stitches cause I fell over my jacket into my grans cabinet and split my head open thisoneisnteventherebutifeelitmorebecauseyoudontcare

Macedonia : ever eaten snails? Nahh

Belarus : last book you read? Alistair MacLean's biography, which was actually better written than anything he wrote himself tbh.

Bosnia : last time you cried? 26th of August

Moldova : do you have a sister? I do

"I ATEN'T DED"  Do you hate people who chew with their mouth open? I do. I hate them and I hate their guts and all their other fleshy parts too... ihateyourgutsshitihateyousomuchihopeyousufferasmallpapercut Do you get frequent backaches? At this point I don't know if it's frequent backaches or just one backache that has infrequent pauses Do you make your lunch, or does your mother? Or do you buy it? I make extra breakfast and put it in my lunchbox to consume later Would you try to rescue a beached whale? I would never be anywhere near a beach where a whale might be beached, but if it happens then I'm gonna pitch in beachedwhalessingtheirsongsoncestrongbutnowweakweareslavestoourowndreams Do you even care what happens to it? I do. I would. Imagine just swimming about living your best whale life and suddenly there's too much sun and people. Like I know land and beaches have been in relatively the same space and whales should know where they're going by now. But like I too do not wanna be stuck on a beach, I can sympathise with my aquatic friend Are you materialistic or superficial? I measure my life by materialistic goals, however I realise that these things are very superficial themselves and do not judge others who do not have these things iamaweaponofmassiveconsumptionitsnotmyfaultitshowimprogrammedtofunction Do you look in the mirror too often? Only when I'm brushing my hair or teeth tbh. whenyoulookinthemirroranddontlikewhatyouseeyoucanfindoutfirsthandwhatitsliketobeme How hard is it for you to speak up? Kinda. I let a lot of shit slide because I don't care much or am too scared What U.S. states have you visited? Florida. And I don't think I blew any whistles either youjustputyourlipstogetherandwellstartrealslow Do you enjoy being angry? It is quite cathartic sometimes itscooltohate Do you think you might avoid happiness simply cause you aren’t used to it? I don't avoid happiness I just don't experience it so often Are you brutally honest? Sometimes Do you think you could change a person? Nah, I don't think I'd keep up the effort How important is your virginity to you? Why is it important? It wasn't, and if it had been up to me I'd have gotten rid of it a lot sooner tbh Do you ever go on Yahoo! Answers? It is important to only go there with the proper precautions, full hazmat suit and brain bleach at the ready Do you love the music on Sims 2? I've never played it What’s the worst kind of music? Jazz or blues isingthebluesandswallowedthemtoo Do you think people who drive big Ford trucks are rednecks? No, I don't think they have any shame at all When somebody tailgates you, do you slow down to fuck with them? I walk so fast that no-one can tailgate me How prone are you to road rage, anyway? I don't drive so idc yougivemeroadrageracingthroughthebestdays When somebody wants to move in front of you do you speed up or let them in? I speed up because I hate people walking in front of me youdriveonmyassyourfootsonthegasandyournextbreathisyourlast Are you passive or assertive? I usually don't care that much about most things What’s one characteristic that could make you lose respect for somebody? idk I probably don't have a lot of respect for them anyway Do you think world peace is possible? Nope. Human nature is too volatile foreverymanwhowantstoruletheworldtherelivesamanwhojustwantstobefree Wouldn’t you think the world is not as interesting if there was world peace? Our differences is what makes us interesting, however we don't need wars to end our disagreements Do you procrastinate? idk what to put here so I'll answer it later Are you obnoxious or calm? idk I'm pretty chill I hope Do you suffer from depression or bipolar disorder? I don't suffer from depression I enjoy every minute of it! Nah but fr I might have some form but I've never been so bad that they've tested me Would you ever have a natural home birth with no epidural? Nope. Medical advances are a thing yo I'd get so medically high But then again, I don't have a womb so... Are you planning on entering a medical or science career? I have no plans for entering any careers tbh How do you feel about people that don’t believe in god? They are the best cunts :) How are your beliefs better? Why do you believe in them? Because mine don't make me live in fear of a burny fire, or tell people they're going to one if they do something slightly different buttheresnoonetosavemeyeahbecauseiknowgodisalie Do you not really care what you look like? Of course I care. I'm not so conceited as to thinking I look good, but I'd rather be caught dead than looking like something I'm not Do you like sexist/racist/homophobic jokes? I have a very dark sense of humor, but most of these jokes I've heard so I just find them boring/predictable now Do you take life too seriously? Not really. Which is weird cause there's literally nothing else I'll do that could mean more How do you feel about tomato sauce with chunks of tomato? I feel that that is unnecessary and why would you Do people think you look like either of your parents? Does that offend you? I've never been told that so people probably don't think that. Do you prefer regular bacon or turkey bacon? I've never had turkey bacon Are you more of a talker or a listener? I'm probably too shy to talk, but if I'm drunk then I'll go on and at tangents and repeat myself Do you interrupt when people talk? Only idiot customers Do you think it’s weird when people talk to their pets like people? Nah, it's only weird if they're getting an answer Where do most of your relatives live? In their houses What is the last place, other than home, that you stayed overnight? A friends couch where I was led drunk after being told I can't walk 9 miles home from town at 3am on a Saturday night Would you ever buy a motorcycle? Nah, too noisy and annoying. Unless it's in Vice City tho Does your door have to be closed in order for you to sleep? No. It has to be closed so that the shadow monster in the hall doesn't eat me whilst I'm sleeping Do you have anything other than posters or pictures on your walls? I have a fake street sign :) Have you ever ridden a train? I have ridden several Have you ever done something you told yourself you’d never do? Probably but I can't think of anything specific atm Have you ever lived in another country? Not for more than two weeks at a time Are you tattooed? Or does it freak you out? I have one and I kinda forget about it sometimes tbh Are you pierced? If so, where? Nope iwannapiercemybrain Are attracted to or put off by people who are heavily pierced or tattooed? Depends on if it suits them or not Have you done anything productive today, anyway? I woke up (on time!!) worked from home, read some more of a story online, organised an Amazon list && did my daily challenge on Temple Run 2 Eaten anything delicious today? I had beans&&sausage with my dinner <3 Have you ever taken in a stray animal? Nope How do you feel about marriage? Ever been close? I was close but now, naahhh Are you confident in your appearance? I'm confident I look hella shite Do you enjoying taking pictures? Only at gigs Do you take pictures of THINGS, or are you just a camera whore? I have no selfies on my phone Do you believe in “the one” or “soulmates”? Nopers Have you ever dated someone simply for their looks? Nope, my type has always been people that are into me lol What about dating someone simply because you felt too bad to say no? Like above, if people are into me then that attracts me. Like I've never went out with or dated anyone that I didn't know already fancied me too Are you eating anything right now? No Does any food always make you sick but you love it too much to not eat it? Nah I just need to control my portion size and realise that I can't/probably shouldn't eat a full tray of lasagne at once How do you feel about alcohol? Love it tbh AAstandsforalcoholisawesome Have you ever been drunk? I have been drunk, tipsy, a few sheets to the wind, pished as a fart, and black out drunk before maybeillgetdrunkagantofeelalittlelove Do you like orange juice with pulp? Why would you want to put solid things in a drink? Are you trying to choke? Do you want something the consistency of puke?? Do you scream for ice cream? Nah, I scream for nihilistic reasons Which orange came first; the color or the fruit? The fruit evolved first but was possibly called something else wherever it was growing before europeans ((probably the british tbh)) invaded the land, enslaved the people and renamed their fruit after a colour What is your dream job? idk, I don't know what I could do well enough to earn money without hating it Have you ever experienced a natural disaster? No but I'm surviving a pandemic atm Do you feel bad when bad things happen to other people? Or do you not care? If you don’t, do you feel guilty about that? Not really. Why, should I? I mean sucks to be you but it wasn't my fault and shit happens because life isn't fair and I think I have negative empathy Aren’t you a little nervous about posting photos online? I only post photos to where people I know can see them. Or photos which are unidentifiable as me ;) Have you ever been diagnosed with a mental illness? Nope

Stolen quiz

What’s important about April? If it wasn't for April then the year would go from March straight to May and that would be all kinds of fucked up

What were you doing at 8:00 this morning? Sleeping

Can you honestly say that things are running smoothly for you? They were not bad until this goddamn virus postponed all my gigs :'(

Who made you laugh last? An internet stranger who posted a good movie review

What are you currently waiting for? The sweet sweet embrace of a cold death and also food to be cooked

Is it possible to be single and happy? Yes

Is there anyone who hates you? Nah, I doubt there's someone that feels so strongly about not liking me peoplehatemeandyoucanallfuckoffimperfectpissoffbeautifulimgod theyreclosinginicantescapeiamhated

Do you give out second chances too easily? idk, most petty shit i ignore and everything else i'll forget in a few weeks anyway :)

Who was the last person to call you and why? work to fix my homeworking computer

Do you plan on sleeping in tomorrow? I have nothing to get up for but i'll probably get up at the usual time anyway, bodyclock and circadian rhythms etc

What’s annoying you? the skin on my thumb that's ive peeled nearly to my knuckle :)

Do you know anyone with the same middle name as you? My dad, who I got it from

Dated someone more than once? Nope

Where did you get the last shirt you were wearing? At a gig <3

Is there someone who has made a difference in your life? Several people. Our interactions and our experiences shape us in ways we only later realise

Where do you want to live when you are old? In a house preferably, but I doubt I'll ever have enough money to buy one so it'll be rented

Do you cry when you’re upset? Nah imnotafraidtocrybutthatsnoneofyourbusiness

Do you have a mirror in your room? I have mirrored wardrobes :)

Does your mom know your deepest darkest secrets? hahahahahahah no

Are there any stressful situations in your life? Life in and of itself is a stressful situation

Would you be surprised if your parents had another baby together? Yeah, ain't nobody got time for that! yeahyeahyeahyeaheveryoneknowsthattheirparentsscrew

Do you still talk to your friends from elementary school? Nope.

Do you talk about your feelings or hide them? I'm a caucasian male in the west of scotland, that's shits bottled tighter than irn bru

Have you ever thought about getting your tongue pierced? Not seriously, more my eyebrow or lip tbh iwannapiercemybrain

Do you believe what comes around goes around? No. It's a nice idea but morality is a human concept, bad things happen to good people and good things happen to bad people

If you had a tree that could grow anything you want, what would it grow? gig tickets, or galaxy caramels?

Is there someone you used to talk to every day that you don’t talk to at all? Several ex's and a few ice cream friends andiamnotfinelastnightisawyouonline

What is the last thing you watched on TV? The Chase - they got caught anyway

What is your favorite holiday? Hallowe'en, even though I'm normally the only one that puts any real effort in

When/where will your next vacation be? I haven't been out of the country in the past 10 years, and even then it wasn't a holiday

What kind of vehicle do you drive? I do not

Are you close to your parents? They're about 2 miles away, so not too far

What is on the walls in the room you are in? a school certificate, a fake street sign, a childs painting, a family picture, pictures of friends childrens/relatives, another scool award and a chinese dragon

Last time you swam in a pool? At least 6/7 years ago

Have you ever been to Mississippi? Nope, but I've been able to spell it since I was 6 for some reason... why are uk children taught how to spell an american state/river?

What did you do for your last birthday? Went to the footingball

Do you like to cook? Nope, I don't have the time/patience/effort itstimetoturndiningbackintoeating

If you do, what is your favorite thing to cook? Bacon is quick and simple and worth it :) ilikefoodfoodtastesgoodilikefoodfoodtastesgood

Where did you grow up? Scottishland

Are you a morning or night person? Night.

What is your favorite ice-cream flavor? Mint chocolate chip

Do you get along with your family? The ones that I see, yes

What is your favorite thing to do on a rainy day? Watch TV/films or read

Do you plan on having a lot of children? Nope

Are you an affectionate person? Not as much as I feel I should be

What time do you usually wake up in the mornings? half 8 on a weekday or 10 on the weekend probably

Are you a very private or open person? Kinda private about most things but I manage to talk to friends/colleagues

Is there someone you can tell anything to without fear of judgment? Nah, they'd probably accept it but they'd still judge me for it

Have you changed at all in the last year? Maybe, idk yourenotthesameyouvechangedsomethingsmissinganywayyourenotthepersonthatibelievedinyesterday

Is there something you would never do? Depends on the situation tbh, but probably not

Do you prefer the beach or the mountains? I've never been to the mountains tbh thecallofthemountainsthecallofthealpsthecallhomethetuneinourhearts

What was your favorite game to play as a child? The Brick Game <3333

Do you have any childhood possessions you still hold on to? Nahh

What part of the past year sticks out to you the most? Giggageness <3

Have you ever spent the night in a hospital? Not recently :)

Where is “home” for you? At the barrier of a gig :)

What kind of smoothie sounds really good right now? Chocolate

Do you have someone you look up to? idk I admire a lot of people for different things but wouldn't say I look up to them for inspiration or anything dontbelieveyourheroestheylltakeyouforaride

Last time you stayed in a hotel? Livingston last year for a party :)

What is something you are proud of? My concert tickets :)

Name something that you miss: Gigs before coronavirus

Favorite kind of cake? Double chocolate gateau

Name something you have to do tomorrow: wake up

Have you ever been to another country? I have been to a few

What is the first thing you notice in someone? Their height or hair colour or something so obvious. Like until we've met a few times I'll probably not remember what you look like or your name

Do you have a Hulu account? Nope

Are you a crafty person? Not at all

Is there an animal that creeps you out? Hmmmm not that I can think of

Time of day you were born? 1.11am

What is something you find attractive? People who are attracted to me

What is something that bothers you about today’s society? Peoples general ignorance and allowing themselves to be easily manipulated and controlled and just to do and worry about the stupidest inconsequential shit

What was the last thing you ate? A mini roll

Have you ever been on a diet? Nope. I've never bothered that much and have never felt the pressure to do so

Are you happy with the life you have? Not unhappy enough to bother trying to change it

How do you feel about Seth Rogen? I'm kinda ambivalent about him. I don't really have feelings for actors tbh. His films are ok I suppose but I'm not enthralled enough to watch more than once and don't think I own any either so...

Have you ever taken a break from Facebook or other social media? Why? Nah not really. Not felt the need to

Who knows about your Tumblr account? 4 people irl

How would you react if your best friend told you they had cheated on their current (or most recent) partner? Idk who my best friend is, but I’d probably disappointed

Has anyone ever thrown you a surprise party? Were you surprised? Yes, and kinda. I got told like ten minutes before I walked in the door

What is one thing you’ve always wanted to try? idk probably just different types of alcohol

What was the longest period it took you to get over someone? idk a couple of weeks maybe, or a month

Who is the most talented person you know? My Twinny's in a band :)

Are you currently platonic friends with anyone you’ve had sex with? Nope

Where did you and your current interest go on your first date? the swingpark

Who was your high school sweetheart? Are you still in contact? Amanda, and nope

Has anyone close to you (or you yourself) ever experienced addiction? How did they (or you) recover? Nope

Is anything currently worrying you? lots, but most of it I have no control over so meh

What are you naturally good at? Breathing, I've been doing that unaided for quite a while now

What is your least favourite song by your favourite artist? I don't really have a favourite artist atm, but the last one I seen was Waterparks and tbh I'm not really a fan of Take Her To The Moon... still a choon tho butcanyoureallygetlostinheaven

Were you popular or invisible in high school? I wasn't one of the kool kids, but we did have out own wee group :)

How does your work affect your personal life? It gets me out of the house and pays for concerts but also means I can't sleep in or listen to music all the time

Have you ever experienced two people fighting over you (physically or mentally)? What happened? Nahh no-one's cared about me enough to fight over me

Have you ever had an experience that was not in keeping with the sexual orientation you currently identify with? I got kissed by a guy sitting on the pavement outside a gay club in Glasgow once

Would you ever consider online dating? Nah I'm faaaar too shy to speak to people or message them online

Do you or anyone you know have a mental illness? What are the worst misconceptions you have heard about it? I know people who have been diagnosed with depression before. And idk all the posts I see is them posting about how peoples misconceptions are wrong, not anyone actually saying stuff

How honest are you to yourself and to others? I'm honest to othe people but idk I'm probably lying to myself about that

Have you ever become good friends with someone you never met in person? Indeed, Future Girl

What’s the longest you’ve had to go with very little or no sleep? No sleep about 40odd hours, and little sleep has been like the past 3 years. Maybe I need to go to Brooklyn?

Do you enjoy photography? If you do, what is usually your subject when you take pictures? Not really but if I see something thats random or amusing I might take a picture of it

What do you consider your default mood to be? meh

Have you ever lost touch with a close family member? Yeah I moved to England for 6 months

Do you separate your life into different “eras”? How do you define each era? idk there was school years, uni/houseparty years, slush years, SPyears

How often do you buy or receive flowers? I never have

What’s something you feel the urge to browse through every time you go to the grocery store? Nothing. I have a list and stick to it

Have you ever hated somebody after breaking up with them? Yeah there was The Bitch (who’s now ok), She Who Must Not Be Named (who’s apologised and we’re kool now), and The Bitch (II)

So far in your life, do you think you’ve figured out what love is? Nope whatislove?babydonthurtme

Has the weather been typical or unseasonal lately? It's February and it snowed earlier so idk this is the new seasons, global warming's fucked us all

How much time do you spend outside? As much time as I need to walk to where I need to go

What kind of nervous habits do you have, if any? idk I sometimes forget words and end up stuttering or having to stop for a bit to remember

Have you ever felt paranoid about someone you know in real life stumbling across your site? Nah, the 4 people that do know is because I told them. I think I've kept it anonymous enough that no-one else would know, and most of the people I've talked about don't have this

Are you the type of person to constantly discover new music, or do you tend to stick to what you’ve got? I stick with the same 8k songs

Where do you hope to see yourself in six years? at a gig :)

What kind of home do you plan to have when you’re older? I'll always be renting I guess, there's extremely little chance I'll ever own a house

What type of people do you consider your friends to be? idk we're all pretty chilled out kool kids allmyfriendsareinhellbrokendowninjailinthegutterorapaddedcellwereabunchofmotherfuckersandweredoingswellihopetheyservejackdanielsinhell

Have you ever been a part of the hipster trend? Nevar!

Do you enjoy city life or do you prefer being out in the country? idk I live in a town rather than a city, but fuck the country there's no wifi spentmywholelifeinthecitywherejunkiskingandtheairisshitty

How much do you ever doubt your beliefs? I don't doubt my atheism, and won't until there is evidence to prove otherwise

How many people have ever doubted your potential? Everyone, consistently

went to tickets scotland on monday to see if they had Waterparks tickets Got the last one Now on the train, good decision :)

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tfw you turn up two and a half hours early for the Early Entry check in...

Last one... Baskin

I decide I want to watch films from listicles and stupid articles posted from facebook. I decide to do reviews/re-action blogs/liveblog posts, not because of the film but just if I have time/effort to put in. This film is a Turkish horror, and the full thing is actually on YouTube also, with subtitles! Opening shot is a shelf of childrens toys and the first one we see has a skull face, but a really ripped body. Like Skeletor on hormones. Not sure if plot related but a bit of a weird toy to have Little dude is woken up by the sounds of a woman off camera having/faking an orgasm. Well I mean obviously the actress isn't having one but in the context of the plot maybe it's faked too... Little dude goes to investigate but stops short of opening mum/sister/guardians door. Wise choice little dude, wise choice Also there's only a female voice to be heard, and no bed squeaking or anything, maybe it's a solo performance? And in that case less likely to be faked for the purpose of a male ego There's now a TV playing only static...stay away little dude, I've seen Poltergeist - static on TVs is bad news!! If there's one thing going digital has saved the world from it's ghosts in the static - they're not here no more Carol-Anne TV turns off ok, but Little dude starts hyperventilating anyway and there's a hand trying to get him from the front door. He tries to wake his mum but his bedroom door shuts and the title comes up instead A guy with a bucket is about to go into a restuarant but sees theres 4 policemen in their and takes the bucket round the back instead. Turns out there was meat in it - maybe customer service to not see the delivery, or is that meat from a suspicious source?? The policemen are deciding what football bets to put on, showing that Turkish police obviously arent paid enough either, and also that everyone thinks Messi will score Yavuz says he's gonna fuck one of the others (Seyfi) like a chicken, prompting the chief to say he probably has fucked a chicken, not the best insult to use really Apparently the chief has friends that have had sex with chickens before, but apparently its not about fucking the chicken, it's about catching it... The chiefs first time was with an elephant in the army apparently, while the newbie got took to a brothel in high school... Very strange Yavuz tells a typical transphobic tale about a prostitute that turned out to have male genetalia - but while they laugh he's just turned on the waiter Its Joe Pesci in Goodfellas with subtitles now Seyfi goes to the bathroom to be sick and finds a frog in the soap dish. Because reasons. It looks like there's a shape behind him in the mirror when he bends over, when he straightens up he doesnt see it but does start screaming at the mirror A while later the others have calmed him down but it doesn't say if he saw something or not? Now the others are letting him drive the van because he says he's fine but I wouldn't be trusting him Now they're all singing and clapping to a song on the radio, Turkish pop songs are just as cheesy as English language ones. A call comes from dispatch that they have to go and provide backup for another unit, but Seyfi says he's heard of the place and there's bad stories. Ominous. Now they're on a deserted lane and a naked man runs out in front, but when they get out something hits the other side of the van. Something no-one sees but rocks the van much harder than just one person on their own would've Now there's hundreds of frogs on the ground, Yavuz asks if they all jumped up and hit the van together and well... why not? While they're debating if there was really a naked man in the road, they drive into another figure, one that looks not human and very hairy... Now they're in a cafe, or maybe it's the same restuarant as earlier... Newbie is telling the chief about a dream he had when his friend died - its the opening sequence. He's had the dream this morning too, not a good omen for him Apparently the boss is his guardian? or uncle? or both? The others were watching TV, but the boss asks is anyone here and the two are now alone... No, not alone. You can see now it is the same restuarant as earlier, and theres a shape in the kitchen. The boss says this is the first time someone else can see it, and suddenly there's blood on the ceiling and blood running over the table Now he's in water, did the van really crash and his brain's telling him to wake up before he drowns? Yeah, he's getting pulled out of the water now - called it!! There's some homeless looking people sitting around a fire, and a girl has a bucket of frogs. More frogs. Girl taps the bucket as they're leaving and says something suitably ominous, but its not subtitled :( They're led to the place they were meant to be going at least, which is apparently an abandoned police station, though they won't be much good for backup after being in an accident Boss says to newbie that he has the key to all this - very strange words Original police unit they're meant to be backing up is nowhere to be found and the radio doesn't work in their car either. Typical. "How does our national anthem start?"   "Fear not..." "Exactly, now let's go!" Inside seems empty too, but they do find some eggs filled with blood. Not chicken eggs, but smaller. Probably fucking frogs again They find a member of the original unit who's slowly and methodically banging his head into a wall He's not talking but he points to where his unit is - down a creepy stairwell obviously Yavuz says he's not going downstairs cause its too dark, but changes his mind when he's left alone while Seyfi takes the headbanger outside Seyfi leaves headbanger to follow a frog, and instead finds a bloodsoaked orgy with people using what looks like binbags for gimpmasks ((PS I am not going to kinkshame anyone, but if you wanna use a binbag as a gimpmask, be safe and cut airholes first)) It's unsure what they do to Seyfi when they pull him down but he's screaming, and headbanger is alone in the dark crying... The others have found an empty sex dungeon, and while I approve of the chains and candles, there's a bit too much blood on the walls. And this mask looks like its made of actual animal skin There's a figure on the wall of a woman, in a very froggish shape. If you have frog-phobia do not watch this film. ((Also, is there a horror film about killer frogs?? Like, protagonists walking carefully through millions of frogs, like an amphibian The Birds?)) Now there's two bodies in the next room, wrapped in plastic and hung up with a bucket for the blood. Someone else in a cage but unsure if alive or dead yet... Newbie's followed a trail of blood and finds another room with many, many more bodies, some with bags on their heads and missing limbs so possibly alive, and someone cutting them up Chief (not the one they call boss, another one) goes near to the cage and suddenly someones behind him with a big mallet and kills him Boss starts shouting, Butcher woman notices newbie and starts screaming, one legged man with a bag on his head starts screaming, newbie fires his gun randomly and they all are chased Yavuz gets caught, newbie's still running and somehow ends up back in his own house? From the start? Suddenly him and Boss are back in the restaurant, must be like his mind palace or his brains "safe space" Boss says there was no call for backup, but that they were summoned by someone/thing Newbie wakes up and they're all tied to pillars, while the cult members are praying, or having some sort of orgy High priest walks in with a full robe and hood and ignores Yavuz who's shouting at him, as if he's in a position to make threats Servant brings the priest a bowl to wash his hands in, but the bowls far too small for his hands and he can barely clean past the second knuckle Priest says hell is not a place you go, but you carry it with you at all times inside you. Not really selling your religion here pal, most people wanna escape hell not be told its inside them! Preist then puts his hand in a cut in Cheifs stomach and moves it sideways, somehow opening it up and pulling out his intestine at the same time - like Temple of Doom but a foot lower and more blood Animal bones are thrown and now it's Yavuz's turn. Not sure if the priest is gonna kill him or try to recruit him? His eyes are cut out, but eventually he's given a cloth type mask and told to "open the eyes of his heart" Seems he's being recruited Servant leads in a semi-naked woman, crawling in shackles and wearing a goatshead mask. Yavuz is put behind her and is being forced to have sex with her to open his heart He fails, maybe he's still resentful to the man who just made him blind? Or maybe it's just cause she's not trans, or even a chicken?? She crawls away and Yavuz dies...and a spider crawls out his mouth?? WTF? Boss shouts the priest to him next, and the priest thanks him for looking after the newbie, and slits his throat. Sorry boss, you're not being recruited. Priests splashing boss's blood over him and rubbing it into his bald head. Servant brings goatshead woman a large tub to stand in, she holds onto a pillar and pops out a baby. Simple as that Baby clonks out onto the metal tub and priest takes it upstairs. Maybe alive or maybe not? Definitely brain dead after that clunk Newbie is back in the restuarant again, seemingly alone, but stands up and sees the Boss bleeding out beside the table Boss says he has only one key in this life and now its the newbies....then the newbie pulls an actual key out his slit throat??? Priest is there and he has a keyhole tattoo in his forehead, newbie jams the key into it and suddenly their back in the dungeon, there's a key sticking out of the priests head and newbie is free from his chains? Newbie uses the priests stool to smash the priests head in several times, which may seem like overkill, but in a horror movie you make sure they're really dead first He's spreading the priests blood over himself the way the priest did with the boss's blood, unsure if he's gonna be the new priest or just suffering a psychotic break Now he's running up the road laughing - yeah deffos mental He just got knocked down by a police van. The one he was in earlier. Has he went back in time?? Whaaaa???

So my friend at work was talking about a type of computer programming thing that I knew I wouldn’t be interested in but encouraged him to keep talking because I knew he was into it and I encourage people to talk about their passions. Anyway, he said he was basically trying to write a program to export things from social media / blog sites that he has, and I turned to the side and was like “omg he has a tumblr” in a kind of comedic aside/loud whisper. I meant it as a joke but he was like “Shit. Yeah. That’s exactly what I was talking about.” That was it. I knew. He knew. He knew I knew. I knew he knew. We exchanged, in a glance, the shared horror of this hellsite. But the best part? There was no exchanging of blognames. No request to be mutuals. Not like everyone whos trying to get more Facebook friends/Twitter followers/YouTube subscribers. Everyones tumblr is their own dirty secret. We share with the world but not with friends.

When’s the last time you said you were sorry? Yesterday to a customer... I lied

Have you done anything interesting in the last week? Tequila shots, is that interesting? tequilaitmakesmehappy Are there any songs you listen to everyday? 

Nope. I listen to music everyday but not specific songs

What do you consider a waste of time? Caring what other people think, questioning why, watching love island

How do you react to stress? Exothermically

Have you ever considered what you would do in certain life/death situations? Nope, but possibly die

Have you ever gone mud riding? Nope

Do you edit your photos? I crop them, and sometimes adjust brightness but that's just gig pictures. No filter/photoshop tho

What kind of cookie do you like the most? Millies<3

Do you enjoy working alone? It is infinitely preferable to having to co-ordinate other people. (I stole this answer, but it's perf)

Is there anyone you’re not over and feel like you never will be? I am over everything, though I may still care about them and possibly always will

Do you like long or short surveys? Bigger the better darling ;)

How often do you listen to your iPod? My iPod died :'( Google Play on my phone tho

What kind of house do you want? Detached preferably

Would you like living on the coast? Nah, probably not near good gig venues

What song was the last you listened to? Blood - My Chemical Romance imthekindahumanwreckagethatyoulove

When’s the last time you were really late to something? Work, but over a year ago

How do you spell your name without consonants? Slowly and awkwardly

What’s the last movie you watched? Diameter - shit thing on the Horror channel

What would you like your generation to change? Religous observance? Reliance on fossil fuels? The distribution of wealth and resources to those who already have more than enough? peopletrytoputusdddownjustbecausewegetaroundcausewedontdontgiveafuckandwewontevergiveafuckuntilyougiveafuckaboutme

Do you use your cell phone a lot? Yes

When’s the last time you saw an ocean wave? I have seen several seas, but no oceans YoureCrashingButYoureNoWave

How long can you hold your breath? 2cm

Would you rather work behind the scenes or be the star? Either

Are you a sore loser? Nope

When’s the last time you used a pair of scissors? Today when opening the barbeque chicken

What was the last thing you thought? What can I write for this question? ithinkithoughtisawyoutry

Is it easy to make you angry? Yes

Have you wondered if other people wonder what you’re thinking? Why would I care? Iknowwhatyourethinkingyourealltoomuchconcernedwithhowmuchivebeendrinking

Do you sing a lot? All. The. Time. Loudly. And Badly.

Honestly, do you enjoy arguing? Yeah, it brightens my day arguing with customers noarguingwiththermometerstho

Do you prefer to use tape or glue? Duct tape is easier to silence fools

Do you see routine as a comfort or a rut? Both

When’s the last time you cried? I don't know

Do you believe that love can get you through anything? Nope. That shit’s down to us as individuals lovewilltearusapartagain

What do you wish you had more of? Money, time, patience, alcohol, writing talents

If you HAD to change one thing about your best friend, what would it be? idk who my best friend would be at this stage so...

Have you ever gone to sleep mad? Yeah

Do you like your computer? I have a laptop, it is meh

Is there anyone that you truly could not live without? Myself.