the dragons name is batman btw

bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements

I hope my brother never stops barging through my door

I need a way to say this character makes me feel insane amounts of lust but not in a sexual or romantic way

techno <3

Reblog to give the person you reblogged from the ability to finish their WIPs

this too shall pass

knitting tutorial made by a twenty-something knitting influencer: 18 min long, 12 of those minutes being the intro and a sponsor plug, they show the first few steps of the tutorial at the slowest speed known to man, they show the most important steps at a neck-break speed, they stop every five seconds to talk about what they just did, 40,000 comments filled with questions ranging from insightful to “how do i knit”, filmed with a camera that costs more than a car, the tutorial is incorrect.

knitting tutorial made by a seventy-something grandmother: two min long, filmed 17 years ago, shows you what you want with the skilled patient hands of a beloved deity, made with the world’s shittiest camera, the best video on the fucking internet, four comments and 30 views, you lose the video and never find it again.

this does not apply if you wear exclusively leggings. Those things tear all the time you need like a million on standby

MISSION: Be Normal About That Thing

STATUS: [FAILED]

I made it out of the torture labyrinth. and you can too

DEATHDUO FAMILY ✨

Olvide que tenia Tumblr JAJAJAJAJAJ

presidential speech

happy early bday talulu mi niña bonita <3