Still unsure about taking the plunge on one of our stunning pieces? Trust us- we will catch you. Repeat the following affirmation & fall into our arms- Le Trashé, I like to feel comfortable and in style. Decorating scares me, and there is a lot of uncertainty in my soirees. Whom will I meet? Where will they sit? What will they think of me? Make surrender and dependence the beat of my heart. I choose to follow You. I choose to trust in your decor. I rest in the fact that You promise to reward my choice through beautiful furnishings. Amen

Got that stack from cookin' that crack? Fit the crib with our luxury 'Hood in a Bag' furniture set. Featuring a peek-a-boo armoire for hiding your stash, a 5 mattress super stack to tuck your 8-balls, and a classé white leather couch to impress even the most particular hoodrats of the night.   Act now and receive a bonus "Uncle Byron" sofa sleeper perfect for passed out homies. • • • • • #furniture #furnituredesign #woodworking #interior #sofa #homedecor #decor #decoration #instadesign #furnituremurah #table #interiors #homedesign #chair #livingroom #furniturejepara #furniturejakarta #modern #industrialdesign #bedroom #mobilya #furnitureindonesia #decorating #industrial #productdesign #mebel #instahome #interiordesigner

Your last selfie didn't crack 500 likes!? Fortune cookie say comfort yourself in this luxurious arm chair fit for an Instagram queen. Now only $5499.00 after 50% discount! Like and tag someone that needs this deal! #luxurylife #firstworldproblems #rochebobois #selfies #pleaseloveme

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Spring Flash Sale! Le Trashe is back! And just in time for your brilliant son to drop out of school to pursue his singing career.  Who needs another doctor in the family when it's never had a professional yodeler?! Celebrate $100k in wasted tuition fees with a seasonal decor arrangement that celebrates his hopeful college days. Yodel-odel-lay-he-who your disappointment away for only $84,999.00 for the entire set!  (Free shipping on all orders) #family #mom #dad #brother #sister #siblings #love #instagood #springtime #photooftheday #children #life #college #imsoproud

This amazing mattress was abandoned on the freeway like that ridiculous handicapped parking ticket you got on your Porsche last week. Affluent communities across the country are rising up to stop the senseless waste of such beautiful furniture. They are rising up on our golf courses & yachts to demand change. We must stop the disrespect shown by new money, lotto winners & rookie athelete contracts. We will not bargain on hollow reforms like giving to poor people that should just get a job already. Fight the abuse- Mattress Lives Matter. #rusticfurniture #luxurylife #mattress #interiordesign #designer #rochebobois #kevinfaulconer #heartdisease #comfortzone #evalongoria #daveshellyandchainsaw #djmustard #miguel #chrisbrown #fakenews #g20summit #craystanx (at San Diego, California)

This 4th of July remember- dont drink and recline.  Every year thousands of drunk reclining accidents lead to serious injury and alcohol spillage. Dont become a statistic.  Ask a friend to be a Designated Recliner to lean you back slowly. Use cupholders to secure your beverages.  Keep your remote in front of you at all times. Avoid the shame and expense of an RUI (Recliner Under the Influence). This message brought to you by MADeR Mothers Against Drunké Reclining, in association with Le Trashé. #instahumor #sarcasm #daveshellyandchainsaw #rochebobois #4th #4thofjuly #champagne #hummer #madd #rusticfurniture #interiordesign #designateddriver (at Santa Cruz, California)

Le Trashé has just returned from our rendezvous around the Azores. We sipped rare Port wine and dined on the exquisite. Are you to looking for perfection? Live like us. Be us. Excel. Perfection is within the substratum of your psyche. This addition to your already perfect life will vault your reputation past Marilyn Monroe (who?) status, right to immortality. Imported from a place your underling friends can't pronounce and offered at a snobby $34,000.00. You only live once, make it better. #instagood #kevinfaulconer #daveshellyandchainsaw #deanspanos #rochebobois #ispywithmylittleeye #rusticfurniture #exquisite #starbucks (at San Diego, California)

Ooooook, well huh? I'm not drubk!! I've jusss had a copple. This sssluber ssslut one is one you wone forgat. Heeeey, I harly had anythig. I was sssaling on a yacht lass night. Ok, soo iff your rishh you can buy thiss. But I'm na done, I don drink on the job, usssaly. Offer at $300 and $4,000 doller. Ahhhhh ha I'm a good sssalemans #rochebobois #kevinfaulconer #daveshellyandchainsaw #privaleged #rusticwedding #russianhackers #rusticfurniture #designer #mobbdeep #youseethiswatch #humor #instagood #ispywithmylittleeye #broccoli #djmustard (at San Diego, California)

Our top-notch Interior Design team can help you make your dream home a reality. What will match a Lilac sofa in your open-air master bedroom? How about a moldy mattress?! Of course! Our design geniuses are always available and included in any purchase over $100,000.00. Sofa and Mattress set as shown: $78,000.00. [Interior Design not included. Interior Design starts at $5000.00/hour. 8 hour minimum. Le Trashé accepts Visa & Mastercard. No refunds available on design services. Le Trashé not responsible for infestations or allergic reaction] #interiordesign #designer #rusticfurniture #luxurylife #furniture #inspiration #kevinfaulconer #daveshellyandchainsaw #migos #nickiminaj #rochebobois #illulianrealty #instagood #privaleged #pandapandapanda🐼#skrtskrt (at San Diego, California)

Spending your golden years in a 45ft ozone-destroying land yacht? Don't settle for low-quality RV furniture for your 84" smart TV & gold plated wet bar. Take back the american frontier like the US Calvary with this native american inspired sofa set. Featuring a sand painting style nearly lost to history, you can now enjoy this unique art without the bothersome smell of gunpowder and charred remains. Enjoy the majesty of America; it's yours for the taking. $12,291.890 #woundedknee #rusticfurniture #merica #interiordesign #rv #retirement #luxurylife #kevinfaulconer #daveshellyandchainsaw #illulianrealty #youngjeezy #jidenna #instalike #50shadesofnature #badandboujee #omarramirez #imsorryiliveinatrailer (at San Diego, California)

You don't conform- and you don't follow the rules. Display your angst for the oppressive social norms your cool friends told you about with this rockstar lifestyle party chair. Shred the arms that hold you back from expressing the complex emotions that come from listening to Avril Lavigne. Impress your skater friends with a non-conformist devil graffiti tag from a Flowpen 084. (Because that's what the hardcore taggers use amirite?!) Featuring eggshell upholstery and hidden champagne evacuation stain from the sickest party your friends somehow missed. $39,999.00 at Le Trashé free shipping on all orders #rusticfurniture #interiordesign. #punkrock #skateboard #luxurylife #rochebobois #daveshellyandchainsaw #kevinfaulconer #maleromper #soccercitysd #youseethiswatch #keepitreal #djmustard #mexicansbelike #tonyhawk #kevindurant #luxurylegends (at San Diego, California)

Good morning egocentric America! Well have we got the piece for you! On this lazy Sunday wouldn't you just love to sip your blue mountain Jamaican coffee... Wait hold on! I just got a call from my wife. My son just got arrested for running some below average lemmings off the road. And? What's the big deal? He doesn't understand there are beings that exist in order to facilitate our perfect reality. Oh my god! There's so many of them!! So we lost a couple ditch diggers! Who cares, NPR? If they would have just put that exclusive freeway in for plutocrats like us, I wouldn't have to pay off some lower court judge to look the other way. We at Le Trashé know you feel our pain. So support our campaign and go fund us by purchasing this sofa at a poultry $78,999. It's like Oprah Winfrey sang "I believe the children are our future". #ethancouch #oprahwinfrey #kimkardashian #instagood #playboicarti #kevinfaulconer #daveshellyandchainsaw #rusticfurniture #rochebobois #privileged #maleromper #youseethiswatch #drizzy #ditchdiggers #plutocrat #affluenza #somethinghauteofficial #nichelifestyle #guchimane #aboggiewitthahoodie (at San Diego, California)

Sure you're suburban- but you're hard too. Keep it real with our 'Street Wise' luxury furniture collection. Represent your hood when the man tellin' you the HOA don't allow swan-inspired water fountains in your front veranda. This urban inspired sofa will move you to man up and rap your itunes playlist to passing dogwalkers that 'don't know nothin' bout the game Blood'. "Claim your streets, respect the hood- 'Slug'" $34,999.00 at Le Trashé #rusticfurniture #interiordesign #gangsta #keepitreal #suburban #kevinfaulconer #daveshellyandchainsaw #rochebobois #beverlyhillsrealestate #rickymartin #illulianrealty #kevingates #instagood #instagram #christianoronaldo #skrtskrt #migos (at San Diego, California)

Our emotionally supportive Pets Lives Matter© sofa is the perfect addition to your home. Is your pet's life more important than human life? Do you take Fido into the coffee shop because you can't possibly bare 8 minutes of human interaction alone? Do you project human emotions onto your kitty? You share your dinner and your deepest hopes and dreams with your gerbil Beebo- why not your couch? $55,999.00 at Le Trashé #rusticfurniture #interiordesign #hautecouture #kevinfaulconer #daveshellyandchainsaw #davechappelle #djkhaled #rochebobois #illulianrealty #beverlyhillsrealestate #rusticlife #instagood #comey #impeachtrump #doglover #kitty #dogrescue (at San Diego, California)

Stop looking for that piece to complete your ensemble! Only the best can satisfy your lust for the exquisite. From our "St. Tropez" line. Sip champagne and gaze onto the French Rivera after a long day of spa treatments with your "friends". The Côte d'Azur is your playground and this is your swing. We are actually running out of ways to promote this piece. It belongs in a museum, or next to the Mona Lisa. But we'll sell it to you cause it's what we do. We sell superlatives no one can describe with an average brain. Yours is bigger, and so is this price $88,999. #kevinfaulconer #rochebobois #daveshellyandchainsaw #skrtskrt #kevingates #rusticfurniture #beverlyhillsrealestate #rickymartin #kimkardashian #djmustard #jumpman #torylanez #illulianrealty (at San Diego, California)

When you purchase le Trashé furniture, your purchasing reality, or what we call "Virtueless Reality". Only the finest care is given to your dream of ownership. Once our team of maximum security prison parolees load your slice of heaven onto our transportation devices, it's off to your mansion of miracles. Our highly trained staff has been rigorously trained with a 2.5 hour PowerPoint presentation dull enough to put a spider monkey on crack to sleep. When our vehicles arrive, your home alone supermodel wife will be impressed with our buff tattooed homies who haven't seen a women in years as they refer to their le Trashé handbooks of "showing respect". That's when she'll feel like a prisoner of luxury. #kevinfaulconer #daveshellyandchainsaw #skrtskrt #instagood #liluzivert #beverlyhillsrealestate #illuminateworldtour #jeremih #nailsdid #rochebobois #rusticwedding #mansion #illulianrealty #soaponarope #saladitos #aremacphotography (at San Diego, California)