Y/n, over text: Turn around.
Y/n: No, the other way.
Y/n: Wrong way again.
Ron: Where are you??
Y/n: At home, but the idea of you turning aimlessly in circles amuses me.
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Draco and Y/N star gazing
Y/N: Have you ever thought how if a shooting star fell on you, you and everything around you would cease to exist.
Draco: I- what?
Y/N: I mean we already know most of these stars are dead.
Draco: Yes, but it's-
Y/N: Like are we glorifying staring at the dead? Is this romantic, staring at the potential end that looms above us as a nightly reminder of our mortality-
Draco: MERLIN- Y/N WHAT KIND OF HUFFLEPUFF ARE YOU?
Y/N: Does being a Hufflepuff mean I can not state mere facts and observations?
Draco: If this is because I ate your pastry-
Y/N: It definitely is, you SADIST.
Draco: t'was delicious too, you feisty thing😏
*Watching her march away, mumbling how she'll dump him*
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Hermione: why are threesomes only for sex
Hermione: why can’t I join in on a couples argument if I want to
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Y/n, whispering: you know I love you, right?
Draco: why are we whispering?
Y/n: so Harry thinks we're conspiring against him
Draco: oooh
Harry: what are they talking about?
Snape, having heard everything: murder
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Hufflepuff and ravenclaw as things me and my brother have said to each other pt 1/?
Ravenclaw: *asks Hufflepuff how to spell a word.*
Hufflepuff: *spells it correctly.*
Ravenclaw: actually, you're wrong because I held the last letter for half a second longer. get owned, loser.
hufflepuff: *side eye*
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Hufflepuff: They're all so cute, but I don't know if I can take away one from its mother and siblings
Pumpkin patch employee:...ok
Slytherin: Just ignore her please
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Hufflepuff: Darn it
Slytherin: Hey watch your language or I'll have to wash your mouth out with soap
Hufflepuff: Can I eat the soap?
Slytherin: What the fuc- No, you can't eat the soap!
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At the Store
Slytherin: Look at this weird shaped squash, it's so odd looking
Hufflepuff: That's so sad, what if it never gets picked by someone?
Slytherin: I don't know, but come on we need to get going on the rest of the grocery list.
*later in the car*
Slytherin: Why do you look so sad, what's wrong?
Hufflepuff: *looks at Slytherin*
Slytherin: Oh my god, you want to go back for that squash don't you?
Hufflepuff, nearly in tears: It might not get taken home otherwise
Slytherin, already turning the car around: Ok then let's go take it home
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Regulus: Three words, say them and I'm yours.
James: Three words.
Regulus, unbuttoning his shirt: Fuck, you're so stupid.
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