lazy-mysme - Tumblr blog

lazy-mysme · 2 years

Text

RFA and spiders:

Jaehee: Catches it and then releases it

Yoosung: Screams a lot and calls any of the RFA members to catch it, most of the time Zen tho

Zen: Terrified of them but acts cool. Just smashes them with whatever.

Seven: Inhales them while sleeping

Jumin: Doesn't really notice them because Elizabeth plays with them at first and then eats them.

V: He can't see the spiders

Rika: Just keeps them as the house spiders that hang in the corner of the ceiling

Ray: Dislikes them but doesn't want to harm them so he tries to catch and release them

Saeran: No because I can see him rip out their legs and then kill them-

Unknown: Is also unbothered by them but watches where they are. Probably gives them strange names out of boredom

#mystic messenger #mystic messenger incorrect quotes #mystic messenger seven #mystic messenger yoosung #mystic messenger zen #mystic messenger jaehee #mystic messenger jumin #mystic messenger v #mystic messenger unknown #mystic messenger ray #mystic messenger saeran #mystic messenger rika

70 notes · View notes

lazy-mysme · 2 years

Text

Jumin: Seven.

Seven: Yes?

Jumin: What the hell is the movie you recommend me?

Seven: YOU ACTUALLY WATCHED IT?!

Jumin: Yes

Jaehee: What movie did he recommend?

Jumin: 50 shades of grey. He said there was a CEO that reminded him of me.

Zen: AHAHAHAHAHA

Yoosung: Was it a good movie?

Seven: Would you like to watch it?

Jumin: I don't recommend. The guy is nothing like me and it has 3 movies.

Seven: You... You watched them all?-

Jumin: I wanted to find the resemblance you talked about

Jaehee: Oh dear heavens-

#mystic messenger #mystic messenger memes #mystic messenger seven #mystic messenger yoosung #mystic messenger zen #mystic messenger scenario #mystic messenger jaehee #mystic messenger jumin #mystic messenger incorrect quotes

106 notes · View notes

lazy-mysme · 2 years

Text

Someone said:

'We don't talk about Bruno' but make it 'We don't talk about Khaenri'ah'

So here:

[Zhongli and Venti:]

We don't talk about Khaenri'ah ah ah ah ahhh

We don't talk about Khaenri'ahhh

But!

It was a fateful day

We were getting ready and there were so many clouds in the sky

Oh so many clouds in the sky

Monsters walked in armed to the brim

Thunder!

You telling this story or am I?

Sorry Morax go ooon

Makoto said it looks like war

Oh we could see thaaaat

Fought and lost so many souls

Khaenri'ah strikes back at us!

Fought with all our might and power

Wiped this nation out but anyways

We don't talk about Khaenri'ah ah ah ah ahhh

We don't talk about Khaenri'ahhh

[Kaeya:]

Hey! Grew a grudge of the archons rummaging and handling

I can always see them stuttering and stumbling

I think they might heard what I just said- Sh! Sh! Sh!

It's a heavy lift with a burden so greatly

Always left the nations shivering and fumbling

Taken up a secret no one knows

Maybe do you know?

Seven great names

Power in their hands

When they look at us

It all plays back

Yeah they saw our dreams

And laughed at our screams (heyyyyy!)

We don't talk about Khaenri'ah ah ah ah ahhh

(We don't talk about Khaenri'ah ah ah ah ahhh)

We don't talk about Khaenri'ahhh

(We don't talk about Khaenri'ahhh)

[Random citizens from the cities:]

He said they'd protect us all

But then Morax: dead! (Ohh noo!)

She said she would keep eternity

But now she steals visons instead (Oh noo!)

He's supposed to guide us like the wind

Now look at him drink (Oh noo!)

Can we really trust the archons like we did?

[Traveler:]

They told me that nothing had happened and that I didn't need to worry

They promised me to help find my sibling after I solved their problems alone

[Paimon:]

Hey Paimon is still with you!

[Abyss twin:]

They told me that my journey would end

Couldn't protect Khaenri'ah!

[Traveler:]

Hey I think I heard them now-

[Paimon:]

Hey traveler, let's get to next nation!

[Traveler:]

Uhm Khaenri'ah

Yeah about Khaenri'ah

I really need to know about Khaenri'ah

Give me the truth and whole truth, Khaenri'ah

[Paimon:]

(Omg Sumeru's here!)

Let's get started!

[All:]

Seven great names (It was a fateful day, It was a fateful day)

Power in their hands (we were getting ready)

When they look at us (there were so many clouds in the sky) it all plays back (oh so many clouds in the sky)

Yeah they saw our dreams (Monsters walked in armed to the brim)

And laughed at our screams (Thunder!)

You telling this story or am I?

Sorry Morax go ooon (Hey traveler let's get to the next nation!)

Makoto said it looks like war (Seven great names, power in their hands)

Fought and lost so many souls

Fought with all our might and power

They are here!

[Zhongli:]

Don't talk about Khaenri'ah, ah! (Why did I ask about Khaenri'ah?)

Not a word about Khaenri'ah!

I never should have brought up Khaenri'ah!

(I put my whole Lazyussy into this, thanks)

#genshin impact #genshin impact fan lyrics #we don't talk about Khaenri'ah #genshin impact venti #genshin impact aether #genshin impact lumine #genshin impact paimon #genshin impact zhongli #genshin impact kaeya

18 notes · View notes

lazy-mysme · 2 years

Text

Seven: I took several painkillers but not a single one helped against my emotional pain

Zen: I'm afraid that's not how it works buddy-

Jaehee: Omg go to a hospital now-

#mystic messenger #mystic messenger memes #mystic messenger seven #mystic messenger zen #mystic messenger jaehee #mystic messenger incorrect quotes

54 notes · View notes

lazy-mysme · 2 years

Text

MC: Hey Rika

Rika: Yeah?

MC: So your boyfriend...

MC:

MC: He single?

#mystic messenger #mystic messenger memes #mystic messenger scenario #mystic messenger mc #mystic messenger rika

37 notes · View notes

lazy-mysme · 2 years

Text

Yoosung: Jumin if you had to choose between saving Seven and Zen, who would you choose?

Seven: ME!

Zen: Yeah save Seven

Jumin: Who said I would be saving anyone?

MC: *wheeze*

#mystic messenger #mystic messenger memes #mystic messenger seven #mystic messenger yoosung #mystic messenger zen #mystic messenger jumin #mystic messenger mc #mystic messenger incorrect quotes

64 notes · View notes

lazy-mysme · 2 years

Text

Vanderwood: Seven Zero Seven get your ass up!

Seven: *half asleep laying on his stomach, literally sticks his ass up in the air*

Vanderwood: This was not included in my working contract *gets out taser gun*

#mystic messenger #mystic messenger memes #mystic messenger incorrect quotes #mystic messenger seven #mystic messenger vanderwood

68 notes · View notes

lazy-mysme · 2 years

Text

Yoosung: Why should Lucifer, as the devil, punish people god dislikes?

God and Lucifer had like a huge argument and as a result Lucifer got thrown out of heaven.

So why would he be like 'Yeah sure I'll be bad to the people you dislike god'

So hell should actually be a good place too right?

Zen: Yoosung wtf it's 4am-

#mystic messenger #mystic messenger memes #mystic messenger yoosung #mystic messenger zen #mystic messenger scenario #mystic messenger incorrect quotes

40 notes · View notes

lazy-mysme · 2 years

Text

It snowed here recently so

Mystic messenger and snow:

Yoosung: Ofc the first thing he does is build a snowman

Zen: Goes skiing

Jaehee: Looks out the window all the time, makes hot chocolate and reads a lot

V: Makes a lot photos. Like a lot.

Jumin: Acts like he couldn't care less but secretly is excited like a little child

Seven: Starts snowball fights with Yoosung

Vanderwood: Yeets a giant snowball at Seven. It's about the size of a snowman head

Ray: Fascinated af. Wholesome bean

Unknown: Secretly throws snowballs at Believers

Suit!Saeran: Constantly complaining about the snow, probably yeets snow in peoples faces and shoves it in the back of their shirt

Rika: Makes snow angles and motivates everyone to join her

#mystic messenger #mystic messenger yoosung #mystic messenger zen #mystic messenger jaehee #mystic messenger v #mystic messenger jumin #mystic messenger seven #mystic messenger vanderwood #mystic messenger ray #mystic messenger unknown #mystic messenger saeran #mystic messenger rika #mystic messenger headcanons

39 notes · View notes

lazy-mysme · 2 years

Text

It's Halloween so here!

Mystic messenger charas getting scared on Halloween:

Yoosung: Screams and jumps into the next persons arms

Zen: Flinches and nearly punches whatever scared him

Jumin: Flinches and jumps back slightly

Jaehee: Roundhouse kicks whatever scared her

V: Screams. Then 'Omg sorry-'

Seven: The one who scared them all

#mystic messenger #mystic messenger scenario #mystic messenger memes #mystic messenger seven #mystic messenger yoosung #mystic messenger zen #mystic messenger v #mystic messenger jaehee #mystic messenger jumin

50 notes · View notes

lazy-mysme · 3 years

Text

Mystic Messenger as that one meme with monopoly:

-soothing music-

Yoosung: I HATE YOU!

Zen: OH?! WELL NEXT TIME DON'T STEAL MY MONOPOLY!

Jaehee: Yoosung give Seven his 200$ you landed on his property

Yoosung: NO! HE'S IN JAIL I'M NOT GONNA GIVE MONEY TO A CRIMINAL!

MC: That's. Not. How. You. PLAAAYYYYY!

V: Jumin why are they screaming?

Rika: Stfu V you don't get to talk after stealing my last railroad!

Seven: I WISH I WAS NEVER BORN!

Zen: ME TOO!

MC: YOU THINK WE WANTED THIS?!

Jumin: AAAAAAHHHH!

Vanderwood: *to Ray who just entered the room* Hi. What you just witnessed is the phenomenon known as RFA game night.

Ray: .... Nope *slowly leaves again*

#mystic messenger #mystic messenger memes #mystic messenger seven #mystic messenger yoosung #mystic messenger zen #mystic messenger scenario #mystic messenger rfa #mystic messenger mc #mystic messenger jaehee #mystic messenger rika #mystic messenger v #mystic messenger jumin #mystic messenger ray #mystic messenger vanderwood

70 notes · View notes

lazy-mysme · 3 years

Text

Mystic Messenger sneeze:

Zen: Pls he's Zen his sneeze is perfect

Yoosung: Makes more noises before the actual sneeze

Jaehee: Yes. Her sneeze *chef kiss* cute and kawaii

Jumin: Tss. Practically all you hear. A quiet tss

Seven: Full on scream-sneezes. His neighbours probably hear him every time

V: Sneezes 3 times in a row and then apologizes for each of them

Ray: Very cute but basic sneeze

Saeran: AAAAAAAAAAA *smol sneeze*

Unknown: Sneezes. Looks at you 1 2 3. Sneezes again.

Rika: Makes the funniest faces before sneezing. Her sneeze is rather silent tho

Vanderwood: No sneeze. Jk. But he slightly squeezes his eyes together and then sneezes nearly silent while shivering short.

126 notes · View notes

lazy-mysme · 3 years

Text

Bar- Bar- Barbatos

Archon of the anemo

Mondstadts greatest drink machine

Diluc thought it's a shame how he carried on

*in tune of Tar Tar Taglia*

Bar bar Barbatos,

Archon of the anemo.

There was a war

and his friend was goooone.

(Feel free to continue this parody lyrics. Just tag me please)

#Genshin Impact #genshin song parody #Genshin Impact barbatos #genshin impact venti #genshin impact memes #reblog

20 notes · View notes

lazy-mysme · 3 years

Text

It's 5am, I can't sleep, so here a (sad? deep? dark?? Idk-) Mystic Messenger headcanon:

Yoosung only acts innocent and clueless. He knows exactly what people want, what they talk about. He knows when Seven is playing a joke on him. He acts along.

Why?

He sees that Seven is clearly happy when making a fool out of Yoosung. He notices that also the others find certain entertainment in it.

After Rikas 'death' he was really sad. And he hated the feeling. So he didn't want his friends to feel sad. And if he has to make a fool out of himself and act clueless and childish, that's ok for him.

As long as his friends smile and laugh.

#mystic messenger #mystic messenger yoosung #mystic messenger headcanons #yoosung #This is what my mind comes up with at 5am #mystic messenger rfa

48 notes · View notes

lazy-mysme · 3 years

Text

Saeran: I'm sad

Saeyoung: *gasps*

MC: *gasps while getting a blanket*

Yoosung: *gasps while walking into the room with ice-cream*

Vanderwood: *emotionless gasp but puts on a garden show on TV*

#mystic messenger #mystic messenger memes #mystic messenger yoosung #mystic messenger mc #mystic messenger vanderwood #mystic messenger saeran #mystic messenger saeyoung #mystic messenger incorrect quotes

81 notes · View notes