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Incorrect Quotes by Lawzo
Just some quotes by the grumpy sword boyfriends (feat. Straw Hats and Heart Pirates).
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Zoro: Have you ever relaxed?
Law: I did, once. It made me very stressed.
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Zoro: Are you in the mood for a quickie?
Law: *choking* WHAT-
Zoro: *confused* A quickie. You know, those french egg tarts.
Law: Zoro-ya, that's a QUICHE.
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Zoro: This has been a long day, I’m going to bed.
Law: It’s 9am, You’ve been awake for an hour.
Zoro: Goodnight.
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Law: Why the hell is there blood everywhere.
Zoro: Well, you see, it's simple color theory-
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Law: Zoro-ya, gather the others. We need to have another Mugiwara-ya-is-doing-something-stupid-again-and-we-have-to-stop-them-before-they-hurt-someone convention.
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Law: Remember when you didn't try to solve all your problems with attempted murder?
Zoro: Stop romanticizing the past.
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Zoro: *yawns*
Law: Yeah, being that pretty must be tiring.
Zoro: Then you must be exhuasted.
Usopp: Will you two shut up? Some of us are lonely.
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Law: You have a face.
Zoro: Yes, yes I do have a face.
Law: I mean you have a nice face.
Zoro: .... Thank you?
Law: Please understand that I'm flirting with you, because I don't know what I'm doing.
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Zoro: The stars are so beautiful
Law: They're just giant balls of gas.
Zoro: You know what, if you're just going to ruin this, then-
Law: And yet none of them are as huge as my love for you.
Zoro: Oh…
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Robin: I've heard you have extremely high standards in men.
Law: I don't. They just need to be Zoro-ya.
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*Zoro is telling a story*
Law: Wow, Zoro-ya, this story has everything! Action! Adventure! Romance!
Bepo: Romance?
Law: I have a crush on him.
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Zoro: If I went missing, you'd look for me right?
Robin: I wouldn't have to. Torao has you microchipped.
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Law: Zoro-ya, get that hideous thing out of the living room, would you?
Zoro: Luffy, Torao wants you to get out of the house.
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Zoro: You are the most jealous man I know.
Law: You know other men?
Zoro:
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Zoro: I don't know how to tell you this, but… I love you.
Law: That's great, Zoro-ya. Especially considering the fact we've been married for 6 fucking years.
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Law: I love murder mysteries!
Zoro, trying to impress him: I've been a suspect in four murder cases.
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Zoro: Why do you think I don’t like you? I do. I would kill for you.
Zoro: Ask me to kill for you.
Law: ...First of all, calm down-
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