internet friends are kinda like illegally downloaded friends. you don’t get the physical copy but you still get all the great content

grackles have gotta be one of the weirdest birds out there

they're loud as hell, they look like they're covered head to toe in petroleum, and all of their songs and calls sound like malfunctioning industrial equipment

Hearst Metrotone News, April 3, 1956: A MESSAGE FROM GREGORY PECK – Presented as a public service, by the Motion Picture Theatres of America

there is so much discourse that boils down to "if someone doesn't want you to call them something, don't call them that" and it makes me feel insane that nobody can wrap their heads around this kindergarten-level shit

male athletes are so darksided wishing their wives a happy bday on socials always goes something like “thanks for everything you do for ME! you’re hot! and you’re a good mom i guess lol” meanwhile their bday posts to their teammates are like “you’re my everything we have gone through ups and downs together seen each other at our worst and best everyday i think about how lucky i am to know you you have changed my life for the better the world is lucky to have had you in it for this long already and looking forward to so many more years of being your everything” like get real

i cant get over the king charles portrait. they made that thing to age in his place. that painting hangs in the house of a too-friendly family you find in the post apocalyptic wasteland who inexplicably has a ready supply of fresh meat. if mario jumped into that painting he wouldn't find a charming platformer he would be flayed and hanged like a medieval criminal by an unseeable force in a droning red void. that painting is a color blindness test for people who work in IT but believe in the divine right of kings. that painting is going to weep the sequel to blood. after he dies charles is gonna crawl outta that thing like sadako.

Serial Mom (1994) dir. John Waters

some of you just cannot accept that “i just don’t like it” is a complete reason to not engage with media or a facet of media

Me but overpriced

Debbie Harry attends Bach Mai during New York Fashion Week on 9 February, 2024 

Men invented dueling so they could shoot hot loads into eachother

Just last month, three different times, in three different places, someone has driven one of those hilariously hideous pieces of shit into a parking lot or pulled up to the curb, and literally every single person around me rolls their eyes, stifles a laugh, and we all share a moment at that bozo's expense.

This can't be unique to me, and I hope other people are laughing at these incels as much as I am.

buc-ees is planning on building a large location in north carolina that will detroy 32 acres occaneechi saponi land, the proposed location is in the middle of the historic occaneechi trading path that is part of a larger network historic trade routes in the south eastern US, and additionally has traditional ceremonial grounds and burial grounds in the vicinity. there is no contingency planning happening on buc-ees part for if a spill were to happen, potentially harming the wildlife in the area, and contaminating water.

its not inexplicable to me. i could explic it.