konata-izumi-kinny-writes - Tumblr blog

konata-izumi-kinny-writes · 1 year

Text

Captain John x F! Clown Lolita Reader

(with a pet crocodile)

Romantic HCs and mini-fic

[Tw: clown stuff, Captain has some... interesting.. nicknames, Mini-fic includes tons of death. Ya use acidic cotton candy to melt peeps n stuff.

THERE IS MENTION OF CIRCUS ANIMALS, THEY ARE NOT REAL IN THIS FIC. I DO NOT SUPPORT OR CONDONE THE ACT OF ABUSING WILD ANIMALS FOR ENTERTAINMENT.

Your pet croc is NOT considered a circus animal, you share a good relationship and you take care of it unlike how circus animals are treated.]

Outfit for minific (feel free to imagine a different color scheme):

🎪 He thought you were really fuckin weird at first, especially with a croc wearing a clown collar following you around.

🎡 You definitely grew on him though, lemme tell ya. He loves the croc now too.

🐘 Bro finds you hilarious! You're able to make him laugh without even trying

🎭 but the crush REALLY hit him when you surprised him with some snacks and a balloon animal.

🍿 He talked about you a lot to Steve. He was happy to hear at first but after a while he was just flat-out irritated that John wasn't confessing to you.

🎠 You eventually confessed by attaching a love note and cotton candy to your croc, and having it give them to John.

🍭 Later on he had someone bring you to his office. He sat you down as your croc jumped on his lap.

🔮 "So... you have feelings for me, huh?"

"..yes sir, i do."

"Heh, never though you felt the same, sugartits."

John smiles at you before plucking a small piece of cotton candy off of the giant cone of it you gifted him and eating it.

"Haha... quite a cruel joke, sir...... er- was it a joke??"

"Nope, it was not. You're mine now, babe."

He gets up and put his hands on your waist before he kissed you on the forehead. You give him a hug after kissing his cheek.

AND THATS HOW YALL GOT TOGETHER

🎢 and yes he calls you "Sugartits" on a regular basis. No matter how you identify... hes calling you that. (Unless you ask him not to)

🎪 Hes a good dad to your croc. Gives it lots of back scritches.... and enemy corpses.

🎡 He loves how fluffy and full your skirts are. He'll have you spin for him among other things. You're pretty, you're cute, you're his silly princess, and he loves you.

🐘 Despite how silly you are, Captain thinks you're the hottest person on earth.... which you are.

🎭 He honks your nose

🍿 Pet names are; Babe, Lovey, Sweet Cheeks, Sugartits, Tiger, Dove, Cookie, Jellybean, and Circus Peanut

🍭 For that very reason, the past months you've been working on some acts... deadly acts. Along with fatal treats to give out.

🎠 Because he loves you so much, John is very protective of you. Obviously. Yall are in a war, why wouldn't he be protective? But lately hes been feeling stressed af so hes even MORE protective.

🔮 Balloons that drop people from extreme heights, an electric whip, acid spraying flower, amall robotic animals that maul anyone in sight (didnt have enough materials for life sized ones), hoops with extendable blades, and a pair of uzis in case things go wrong.

🎢 As for the snacks, you made acidic cotton candy, exploding popcorn, Snowcones that freeze people from the inside, poisonous Funnel cake, expanding circus peanuts that choke people or break their stomach, lots of things.

🎪 So you packed up said items in a huge backpack, put on a cloak and followed John and his team to wherever they were going.

"Dying of Laughter"

You followed John and his team to the other team's base, they then split off into different sections, hiding behind rubble and in ditches. Everything was in place.

Were they ambushing them, mayhaps they were trying to get the upperhand over something? In the midst of your thoughts you see the other team starting to leave, so you jump out into the clearing before John can give the team permission to fire.

"Wait- who the fuck is that?!"

"Uh hi??"

"Whats with the fucking bag?"

"Hey dude is that your mom under that cloak?"

"Very funny, shut it."

Murmurs spread across the atmosphere like a virus on both sides. John was confused and perplexed, is this another enemy, who the fuck is this person, is it a person??

"HEY!" He shouted towards you, you turn his way to acknowlege him.

"Who are you!?"

".....I suggest saving the questions for after the show, sweetie."

He recognized your voice immediately, and radioed his team to hold their fire... but he still didn't know what you're doing out here.

Now the figurative stage is yours. You throw off the cloak as robotic doves fly out, revealing your attire.

"Helloooo~🎶 Its been a long time since i've had an audience, it feels just like it used to.... other than the fact that i'm in a fucking post-apocalyptic war."

That last line earned a few chuckles from the audience, you take that as a sign to keep going.

"But of course, I can't sustain you on jokes only, so i got tricks too, and snacks. After all, we gotta add some spice so things aren't boring, hehe, thats what she said."

Almost half the audience guffawed at the jest, including John. While they were distracted, one of your robo-doves delivered a note to Steve and John.

'Don't eat the snacks. And do not engage in the acts in any way. They are deadly.'

They quickly relayed the message to tthe rest of the team. Captain knows what you're doing now, and he loves it.

"Now what do do first.... anyone have requests?"

"Balloon animals!!"

Perfect. After making and handing out said balloon animals to the enemy team upon request, you moved on the the second act.

"So.. animals! We don't really see them anymore, do we? Quite sad, I loved them... i still do. And i managed to acquired some!"

Your robotic circus animals came out of your bag and did their routines. Some interacting with the enemy team, gaining their affections.

The rest of the acts went smoothly and without issue as well. Everyone was happy and enjoying your little displays, time for the sillystring to catch fire.

You let out a laugh of your own before you pull out a red button. You go over to John and give him a kiss, then sit on his lap. His face is bright red. You give a smile before you cheerfully say to the other team...

"This was fun, it really was. But enough with the games... this is war, goodbyyyye~🎶"

And with the press of that button, everything goes haywire. People are melting, exploding, suffocating, freezing, being mauled, just dying in general.

Hours later you're skipping back to base alongside John and his team, happy as a clam. There weren't as many casualties as usual, and you finally got to be on the front lines with the love of your life.

It was after you got your pajamas on that you were summoned to John's office.

"Hello, honey!~🎶 what do ya need me for?"

"Can we... talk for a second?"

"....did i do something wrong, did you not like the show, dearie?"

"I did, and that was very clever! I'm proud... but worried at the same time. Babe, you really put yourself in danger out there! In fact you still are!"

"What do you mean, love?"

"Sweet cheeks, now that they know what you look like and who you are to me, they will actively hunt you down if you so much as take a step out of base."

"Ah.... shoulda thought of that... sorry John, I really wanted to help. You've been stressed lately and i figured some support would take some weight off your shoulders."

"Heh.. I appreciate it sugartits, you really did help us out there... hey maybe you can support me in a different way."

You laugh at his teasing before you give him a hug and pepper his face with kisses.

"Okay, Circus Peanut. Its time for bed, by the way, what happened to all of those weird little animals ya made?"

He questioned as he lay down beside you on your shared cot.

"Oh, i have them stored in some crates behind the showers. If its okay, I'd like to control them from base to help you more, I added speakers so i can talk to you too."

"That sounds amazing, dove... goodnight, I love you."

You give him a kiss before you close your eyes.

"Love you too, sweetie.."

Lmfao the end. this is very cringe

Requests are closed, also why tf do my fics always end with you falling asleep-

Thanks for reading :)

#tankmen captain #tankmen x reader #tankman x reader #tankmen #konata izumi kin writes #clown lolita #Circus animals are ethically wrong #me rn: 🤡🤡🤡

46 notes · View notes

konata-izumi-kinny-writes · 1 year

Text

Rescue Bots x Reader romantic hcs

Seperate

[A/n: I know its weird that i like these four. Shish.]

Anyways here yall go.

Heatwave

Beeg frumpy man

Literally just picked you up and said, "I love you. You're mine now." And walked off with you

Hes a tsundere at first but grows softer the longer you're with him.

Fr he needs someone who'll listen to him rant or smth without making fun of him

Give this big boi a hug

He'll be confused, but he'll grow to like it

Kiss the big man.

He got BIG soft lips, well, big compared to you but you get the point.

You may be wondering how the flip they're soft.

The answer is, 'a flip ton of bendy cords and fuel lines layered with some memory foam and waterproof carbon fiber cloth' (same goes for the others)

Another thing you can do is pepper his face plates with kisses

Automatically starts blushing.

VERY protective and lowkey jealous

He carries you around like a baby. Theres no reason for it, thats just what he does. If Kade has any snarky remarks to say about it, you bet Heatwave is gonna clap back with something better.

Treats you like glass.

You're just so teeny tiny compared to him and he doesn't want to hurt you.

He'll feel absolutely terrible if he does.

Despite all of that though, he does generally treat you like a normal person. As well as letting you have your own life.

Do NOT make self deprivating jokes around this dude. For multiple reasons.

1, they make him stressed and sad (he won't admit that hes sad in front of the others tho)

2, It automatically triggers him to be even MORE protective

3, Heatwave will aggressively tell you how much he loves you and how pretty/handsome you are

For example,

'*Squishes your face with his fingers*, "Shush. You're fragging amazing. Say anything like that again, and i'm snuggling you for the entire godamn day."'

He doesn't yell at you though. Just has an aggressive tone.

He does the same for any insecurities you have too.

Oh, and he means every word he says when it comes to his bellicose praises.

"...I warned you, Dear."

*proceeds to pick you up in his hands and lay down somewhere while holding you against his chassis*

LOTS of kisses. Like for real you'll be out of breath when he's done with you.

It doesn't end there either.

He sometimes puts you in the passenger seat if there's an emergency so he can still keep an eye on you.

Depends on the emergency

He gets angrier than usual if you're the one in danger, he only calms down once you're safe.

Chase

He loves and supports you so much aaa-

He was VERY blunt when he confessed to you

"(Name). Forgive me for saying but I have fallen in love with you, and wish for you to be my conjunx endura. You don't have to feel the same, but you have the right to know."

He was lowkey surprised when you said you felt the same

Chase proceeded to kneel down and pull you into a hug. You responded with hugging him back along with a kiss on the faceplates, the rest is history.

He loves any kind of affection you give him, just don't use sarcasm, he can't pick up on it.

His love language is usually physical touch, words of affirmation, and quality time

Chase only wants three things from you throughout this relationship.

Your happiness, your affection, and your safety.

Though he does want to keep you safe he's not really overprotective.

He insists on carrying you if you're somewhere where one of them could step on you.

You used to go on patrol with him...

Until you almost got merc'd by a haywire lawn mower.

Since then you stay at base, and he always looks forward to seeing you run up to him when he gets back.

Hes not a fan of scary movies, but he'll be fine if you're holding his hand or hugging him.

Bring an inhaler, you'll need it for how much he'll make you laugh

At this point he's still trying to learn human culture... that (un)fortunately includes slang

"(Name), look. I have acquired an 'annelid on a string'"

"Dearest conjunx, what is 'Goated with the sauce' and why does a caprine have a condiment?"

"(Name), what does it mean to 'simp' for someone?"

Whether you feed this fire or not is up to you.

Pet names include; Dearest, Honey, Love, My Light, My Conjunx Endura, ....scrinkle (I'm not sorry)

Despite the mixups with slang, hes still pretty damn blunt.

Not to mention, even with how monotonous Chase is pretty romantic when hes talking to you.

This means that you can tell that he's being honest whenever he starts whispering sweet nothings to you.

And Chase mean everything he says.

And he always looks you in the eyes when he says one specific line, just so you know he really means it.

"I love you"

Blades

Oml hes so friggin nervous.

He didn't confess to you... Kade did

He heard Blades talking to Dani about you so he decided to mess with him.

"HEY (NAME), BLADES TOTALLY HAS A HUGE CRUSH ON YOU!!"

"NO I DON'T, SHISH!!!"

He only admitted it once you said you felt the same

"...you do!? This isn't a cruel joke right?... I.. love you too."

He leaned down and gave you a kiss on the forehead

HES SO SWEET TO YOU

Lots of snuggles, hand holding, kisses, hugs, carrying you around, you name it!

Flip, he loves touching you in general.

You're just so squishy compared to his kind, he can't help but be enamored

Big touch-starved snugglebug

He likes watching tv with you on his chest

Sometimes the baking shows he comes across motivate him to bake something for you.

Half the time its good, half the time it isn't.

Pet names are; Sweetie, Honey Bunny, Cupcake, Lil Squisha, and My Spark if he's feeling really romantic

Don't yell at him please :(

He will be more anxious and sad if you do.

Its enough from others, it hurts more if its from you.

Unless you're happy and excited. He'll be yelling with you.

Very protective and jealous

He isn't too overbearing with it though

Hes just nervous and scared

Nervous about something/someone hurting you, and scared that someone will take you from him.

Thats why he doesn't take you with him on missions, even with how much he misses you.

Please comfort him when hes scared, he REALLY needs it.

Blades loves your laugh so much

He'll find the cheesiest jokes to say just to get the smallest noise out of you.

He'll be very impressed with whatever talent you have, and will try his best to support you.

KISS THE BEEG NERVOUS BOIBOI

He needs it... badly.

Will immediately turn blue and get extremely flustered, but he loves it and won't stop you

He gives you little trinkets he finds at random... well, they're little to him.

"Y/N! I got something for you :3" *Proceeds to place the biggest tumbleweed you've ever seen right in front of you*

Sometimes, Blades legit out of nowhere picks you and and carries you somewhere where nobody else is around

He proceeds to lay down and put you on his chest

Totally peppers your face in kisses before looking you right in your eyes and saying how much he loves you.

"I love you so much, Honey bunny. You're my little cupcake and i won't give you up for anything or anyone. I promise."

Boulder

Hes so sweet to you

It took some encouragement and advice from Gram for him to confess to you, but he did it!

He went out and picked a bouquet for you too

He sat down criss cross applesauce and told you how he felt after taking a deep breath.

"(Name)... I have.. developed some strong feelings for you.. romantic ones. You don't have to say yes, but i still want to ask.. will you please be my love for life?"

You of course said yes and gave him a hug before he could even give you your bouquet

He closed his eyes and returned the hug, all the while rubbing your back.

Dates at the zoo are a must. Obviously. Like cmon now. This is Boulder we're talking about.

Will bring you random plants and animals and ask if he can keep them

If not that, then he'll pick flowers and other plants for you. Ofc he makes sure theyre not spiky.

He paints for you.

GIVE HIM SMOOCHES

Theres nothing he loves more than your lips

Well- he loves your tummy too.

Its a tie

ANYWAYS-

SNUGGLE THE BIG HIMBO HE NEEDS IT

(They all do but you get the point)

Like Heatwave, he carries you like a baby. But he just does it because he thinks you're cute.

Like for real, to Boulder, you're the cutest little fleshy he's ever seen.

Until he sees a baby.

He looks at you with the most "🥺" expression ever

"[Name]-"

"No we're not having a baby, bubbas. Sorry"

"🥺"

His pet names for you are; Dearest, Bunny, My Flower, Small one, Sweetie, Dove, Angelfish, Wifey/Hubby/Lovey (whichever you prefer or identify as)

He loves you, but no. You can't go w him on emergencies.

Literally on the verge of tears if you're the one in danger

If that happens, prepare to be snuggled for 3 days straight.

#rescue bots x reader #heatwave x reader #chase x reader #boulder x reader #Blades x reader #konata izumi kin writes #transformers x reader #this is cringy

397 notes · View notes

konata-izumi-kinny-writes · 1 year

Text

HELP- THEY WON'T STOP TRIPPING OVER THE GODAMN ROCKS 🤣💀💀💀

An army bred for a singular purpose,

#ducks #baby ducks #ducklings #hilarious

36K notes · View notes

konata-izumi-kinny-writes · 1 year

Text

BAHAHAHA- HES SO DETERMINED 🤣

The worlds hungriest animal

#duck #ducks #funny animal #video

34K notes · View notes

konata-izumi-kinny-writes · 1 year

Text

BEE WITH THE MOO-COWS

THE GRASS BABIES

THE PASTURE PUPPIES

THE MOO-MOOS

Yup, that's my Bumblebee

#EarthSpark #tf EarthSpark #Transformers EarthSpark #Transformers: EarthSpark #TfES #earthspark bumblebee #MOOCOWS

701 notes · View notes

konata-izumi-kinny-writes · 1 year

Text

Y E S

i have loving bumblebee disease

is incurable

#g1 bumblebee #bumblebee tfp #tf #bumblebee idw #Bumblebee RID2015 #Repost

18 notes · View notes

konata-izumi-kinny-writes · 1 year

Note

Well i don't exactly have an insert.... but i do have an oc that can loosely be interpreted as one. Pretty similar to me except she's non-verbal. Lmk if you want to hear about them 👉👈

HELLO!!! im here to say I adore your blog and your writing and I hope ur doin well!! i also wanna thank u for writing the reader as a bot most of the time bc it’s weirdly rare in this fandom??? regardless ur cool as shit keep swagging

BOT INSERTS ARE CRIMINALLY UNDERRATED IN THE FANDOM

15 notes · View notes

konata-izumi-kinny-writes · 1 year

Note

OK THIS IS ADORABLE 🤣🥺

My favorite au is the humans are cute au it’s just soo wholesome and funny, so I was wondering how any bot of your choosing will react to hiccuping because mine almost sound like squeaky like a dog toy because I feel even the most serious bots would just melt if they hear a human hiccup

It's a favorite for me too, anon!! All bots having this internal "Oh no they cute" reaction upon beholding humans makes me so happy! Especially if they're Decepticons...

Let's see...

Rodimus is so surprised at first; what was that sound? Did some small animal stow away on the ship? When he finds out it's you he drops to the ground as if he's encountered a kitten and just gushes over how cute you sound. He cups you in his palms and takes you to Ratchet for a "cure" but spends the entire time more or less losing it over how precious you sound. It may actually bring a tear to his optic.

Ultra Magnus will offer his sincerest condolences then excuse himself to his office so he can smother down the squee that will destroy reality if he dare utters it.

Swerve cannot believe the videos were true; humans do make those little noises, and you sound even more adorable than most! He wants to set you up on his bar and make sure you're taken care of whilst absolutely gushing over your cuteness. If you're cool with it, he'll absolutely show you to other bots too so everyone can share in the adorableness. Like Rodimus, he may also shed a tear or two at the impossible levels of cute, and be forced to cuddle you.

Cyclonus is a tad bit more in control of his emotions, but on the inside he's absolutely melting. He'll ensure you're taken care of, offering blankets or comfort whilst your tiny body bounces with each hiccup. On more than one occasion he'll turn away to compose himself when it all becomes too much to handle, because the urge to give you a hug is almost overpowering.

Whirl hears one little squeak and is immediately forced to run to the nearest airlock and scream into the void of space for a solid seventeen minutes straight to reclaim his badass reputation. This repeats each and every time he overhears a hiccup.

299 notes · View notes

konata-izumi-kinny-writes · 1 year

Text

YOU HEARD THEM, POST IT!!!!

#anomalocaris

12K notes · View notes

konata-izumi-kinny-writes · 1 year

Text

LOVE THIS

What is this familiar feeling?

959 notes · View notes

konata-izumi-kinny-writes · 1 year

Text

Swerve X Human Reader

Period HCs

(Sfw)

[A/n: I love this boi so much 😭❤]

[Tw: Menstrual cycle things, mention of the female reproductive organ/system]

Swerve first finds out about it when he sees you waddling back to your shared habsuite with bloodied clothes

He panics to say the least.

You're bleeding, how can he not panic?

He calms down once you explain what periods are and whats happening.

He kinda finds it lowkey gross but he doesn't make a big deal out of it

Swerve mostly feels bad that you have to go through this in the first place. The pain, the bleeding, the emotions, everything.

He sets up a little nest on the bar for you. It has a heating pad and everything

Sometimes the other bots stop by just to see if you're okay

Anyone who gives you trouble or makes you angry or sad is temporarily banned until you forgive them.

Lots of tummy rubs, snacks, and kisses are given

He carries you around the Lost Light when you're bored but the cramps are preventing you from going on a walk.

Either way, you're stuck with him almost 24/7 when its that time of the month.

He gives you lots of reassuring and positive words

Cuddle sessions with Swerve are already common, but they become more frequent during shark week (lol sharks)

Big boi loves you and he wants to show it

You get to pick what the two of you watch for the entire duration of your menstrual cycle

If neither of you can find the heating pad, Swerve heats up his hand to a safe temp and puts it against your tummy.

He kisses your belly in hopes that it'll help

You know those plushies of different human organs? He somehow got you a uterus plush.

"....why???"

"So you can take your feels out on it! Unless i got the wrong one, this is the one that causes the blood-leaks right? Imma feel real stupid if its not. By the way how are ya feelin today, sweetcheeks?"

He means well lmao.

#konata izumi kin writes #swerve x reader #swerve mtmte #mtmte x reader #transformers x reader #mtmte

126 notes · View notes

konata-izumi-kinny-writes · 2 years

Text

Korosensei x Reader HCs

(You speaking is represented by the color red bc i can't find yellow text for koro)

Oh boy- Where do I start with this guy? sometimes things like this are hard to imagine.

For one he's very clingy.

But when you hang out with him, be prepared to be engulfed in yellow, rubbery tentacles and carried around like a baby.

He has you sit on his lap while he's teaching class. If not he has a tentacle wrapped around your arm. If not your arm, then your entire torso.

He makes every date you two go on over the top fun. Beach date? He makes a literal sand castle. Going out to eat? He flies you somewhere exotic. Forget going to the fair, he takes you to friggin' Disney Land!

Korosensei shares all kinds of snacks he finds on his trips with you... except if its something you can't actually eat like a vent piece or broken glass.

One time you decided to chew on his tentacle to see what the texture would be, you accidentally bit down too hard which caused him to let out a high pitched yelp in the middle of class

Everyone stopped their studying with 'wtf' faces on. You slowly unlatched your jaw and looked away with a 'what have i done look' on your face.

He lifted you up to his level looking you straight in the eye.

"WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT 😭?!"

"Curiosity..."

"While its good to be curious, remember my dear, curiosity killed the cat-"

"WAIT ARE YOU GONNA MURDER ME?!"

"OF COURSE NOT-"

Korosensei is one of the most romantic (not to mention dramatic) beings ever. He is what you would call, a hopeless romantic

He is attracted to you, no matter your hairstyle, body type, skin tone, disabilities if you have any, or hobbies

The pet names Korosensei gives you usually have to do with candy and other things he likes. Other times he calls you the most romantic names he can think of.

"Cuddlefish" "sweetie" "sugar" "Honey" "Darling" "Baby"

Korosensei constantly teases you with cheesy jokes and puns. One time it got to the point where you tried to assassinate him (and ofc failed). He was heartbroken though that you'd even try.

"Oh dear! The love of my life is trying to kill me now too? My one and only Cuddlefish! 😭"

You comforted him with some sweets after that.

He will help you with almost any problem you ask. The only exception is spiders. He sees a spider and he immediately clings to the ceiling while screaming. He scoops you up in his tentacles from wherever you were so you're at least safe with him while you two scream your heads off.

I mentioned before that you go on a lot of trips with Korosensei, but when you two go on a field trip with class 3-E its one of the best bonding experiences with the students you could ever ask for.

You all get treats together, and if you're someplace you've visited with Korosensei, the students ask you questions on the things you did, and what new foods you tried.

Speaking of food, Korosensei will love anything you cook for him, even if its burnt (i mean literally, he literally eats pens,metal objects, HE EATS ANYTHING)

He sometimes purposely misuses slang around the students to mess with them and you both die of laughter whenever he does this.

If he absorbs too much water, hes counting on you to help wring him out. Lmao.

#konata izumi kin writes #korosensei x reader #korosensei #assassination classroom x reader #fictober

362 notes · View notes

konata-izumi-kinny-writes · 2 years

Text

Insecticons x F! Reader HCs

Help.

[A/n: i like the G1 designs and voices, but i like the hivemind concept and neutral kind of role they play in tfp, so this is a combo of both.

Yall met when one was curious and tried talking to you. You tried to mimic his weird beetle noises, then you got to know the hive and befriend them, then one thing led to another and boom.

You are now the Beetle Queen.

They all love you dearly

Just please be kind to these bug lovelies

Lots of bug cuddles every single day

In fact, they barely let you get up at all, they want you to rest, even if you're perfectly healthy.

They don't really have proper mouths in their alt modes so they just nuzzle you to simulate a kiss.

They don't really grasp the concept of the human economy so they just randomly bring things they think you'll like. Whether it be an outfit, a plushie, an instrument, pretty much anything unless it is deemed unsafe.

They treat you like the Queen you are.

And since they're a hivemind, if you tell one of them something, the rest of them now know as well

You say something about liking worms on a string to Kickback? The hive brings you a whole box of em they got from a nearby Amazon warehouse.

You ramble about a hyperfixation of yours to Shrapnel? Cool! Everyone else knows now too.

You tell Chopshop about something thats been bothering you? They all know.

They feed you your favorite snacks, even if you aren't hungry they'll bring you something.

The Insecticons are very territorial over you.

Both Autobots and Decepticons are sent aggressive warnings and clicks if they come too close.

If they don't heed those warnings or try to get near without asking you for permission first... oh boy. Lets just say, thats one less Cybertronian fighting in the war.

If you do authorize them coming close, then they back off, but their guards are still up. For good reason too.

If you wanna go for a walk, then at least one of them is following to make sure you're safe.

They think you're the most gorgeous thing in the galaxy.

They treat you like glass due to how small you are compared to them.

Nicknames include; Our Queen, Our Spark, Sweetspark, Ladybug, and Snugglebug.

The Insecticons pick you up by their mandibles in their alt modes, otherwise, you're carried like a baby.

They fly you anywhere you wanna go. But sometimes they just go ahead and fly you somewhere. Kinda like a date.

Your birthday is a big thing for them.

Its is today that you, their Queen, came into existence, how can they not be excited?!

Ofc yall celebrate their birthdays too, but they want yours to be big. Even if you get flustered or feel bad that you can't throw a party as big for them as well.

Big snuggle piles.

One of them rolls on his back and puts soft things on its stomach, another puts you on said soft things and tucks you in, then literally every single one of them joins you.

They're everywhere, next to you, above you, at your feet, on your torso, everywhere. They are careful not to squish you though.

Grab headphones for late May and early June. You'll need it.

These bitches do mating calls all the way until 3 in the damn morning 🤣

Its literally the song of their people. I'm not even saying that as a joke (not intentionally at least Lmao).

For them its one big Cybertronian love sonnet.

You don't have the heart to tell them that you just hear a cacophony of noise.

In Autumn, the amount of snacks they bring you increase by... quite a bit. Even if you're not hungry.

Explain Halloween to them, they'll love it. They don't get why Trick or Treat-ing is a thing but they like seeing you skipping around in your costume.

Thanksgiving is fun with them if you celebrate it. Say you're thankful for them, they will absolutely melt.

In the winter though, they all snuggle close to you and vibrate in an attempt to keep you warm underneath all the blankets they covered you with.

Remember all of those snacks they brought even if you weren't hungry? This is where that comes in since its a bit too cold to go out.

They will celebrate Christmas with you though. (If you celebrate that is.)

They don't really know what its about or why you're decorating a tree or why you're putting their leaf-wrapped gifts and these weird boxes under it, but if you're happy then so are they.

Same goes for literally every other holiday, sometimes they understand, sometimes they don't, but either way they wanna see you happy and join in on your festivities.

To wrap things up, your buggie boyfriends love you with all their sparks, and they want you to know that.

Thanks for Reading

Requests are closed, srry yall

#konata izumi kin writes #transformers x reader #insecticons x reader #insecticons #G1 Insecticons #TFP Insecticons #fictober #SoundCloud

231 notes · View notes

konata-izumi-kinny-writes · 2 years

Text

Swerve, Tailgate, and G1 Arcee x Scene GN Human reader

Learning about Halloween

(Seperate)

[A/n: okay i'll admit it. This is completely self-indulgent Lmao!]

Warnings: none

Context for Tailgate and Swerve's parts: The Lost Light stops by Earth for supplies and to get you a life time supply of food, clothes, and other stuffs you'll need.

I LOVE THEM SO MUCH AAAAAAAAAAAA-

🕷Swerve🦴

You both were on a drive in a neighborhood which was near where the Lost Light was, nothing was really happening so you were both enjoying the fall scenery. You both drove towards a nearby mall in comfortable silence until Swerve spotted some Halloween decorations outside the walls.

"Sweetspark? What are those unsettling lawn ornaments for?"

"Oh, those are just Halloween decorations."

"Whats that?"

"Well... Halloween started off as a tradition during harvest season where people would carve pumpkins to scare off demons, but later on it somehow evolved into dressing up and getting free candy during the night cycles.. Its also a way to celebrate fear."

"....THATS SO COOL!! Are you gonna dress up? Can I dress up with you? How scary is it? What are you gonna dress up as? Whats your favorite candy? How scary is it?"

You chuckled as your conjunx rambled on with all of his questions and opinions, happily listening to and answering everything he had to say or ask.

After you both arrived at the mall, He activated his holo-form, and you two went inside. Ypu both visited all of your favorite stores and gathered clothes, snacks, and other things to keep you entertained.

Near the end of it, you both stopped by your favorite place to get food. It was then when Swerve said something that made your heart melt.

"I'm so glad to have you as my conjunx, ya know that? You're so different and learning about you just blows my mind. I love ya, Sweetspark."

"I love you too Swerve.. i think thats the sweetest think anyone has ever said to me, not gonna lie."

After you finished eating, the two of you rode back to the Lost Light. Swerve put you in some pajamas and set you down on the little nest of blankets and pillows on his bar. He sat down, resting his arms on the bar and just stared at you as you did your own thing.

".....Swerve, you alright, bud? You're staring at me."

"I'm alright, I just like watchin ya. I love ya, sweetspark."

"Lova ya too, big boy."

You give him a kiss before you lay down and stare at the skylight and watch the stars with Swerve.

👻Tailgate🎃

You stepped into the passenger side of Tailgate's tiny alt mode with your Invader Zim backpack and started putting on your rubber spike ball earrings. Despite how small he is, Tailgate's alt mode is surprisingly comfortable.

"Where are we going, honey? We got your clothes yesterday."

"Oh its nothing much. I just wanna introduce you to a tradition of ours." You reply as you make a few touch-ups on your eyeliner and hair, making sure its out of your face with a Gir hair clip.

"...What do you mean 'its nothing much', that sounds fun!!"

"Aight lets go then!"

You give him directions to a nearby pumpkin patch and park nearby. You put on the baby sling as Tailgate activated his holo-form. You pick him up and put him in.

"Hey Tail? If you're over 6 million years old, why'd ya chose a baby as your holo-form?"

"I didn't.. i think it was completely randomized."

"...that explains the bad outfits the others have."

You walked around with Tailgate on your chest as you looked at all the booths containing treats, face painters, and other stores. Tailgate's gaze was all over the place, taking in his surroundings as people looked back at him with cute agression. He then spoke up when you sat down in the middle of an entire area of pumpkins.

"So whats the tradition?"

"Well, every harvest season we pick out a pumpkin, hollow it out, carve a scary face into it, then light a candle in it at night."

"Thats kinda weird.. but fun!"

"Yeah! It stared like 200 years ago when people did this to 'scare off demons' and stuff like that. But now we just do it for fun."

"Nice... hey can humans eat... 'pumpkins'?"

"Yep! In fact, theres lots of pumpkin flavored things, some of them are just flat out gross though." You chuckled to yourself.

Tailgate picked out the largest one he could find and you picked out a nice, medium, round one, along with a few mini pumpkins.

After that, you and Tailgate got your faces painted and you ate some lunch as he sat on the picnic table. You two also went on a hayride around the corn maze, it was at this time you decided to tell him more about harvest season activities.

"Pumpkin carving isn't the only thing we get to do this month either."

"Mind elaborating?"

"All of this builds up the the very last night of the month. The holliday we call, Halloween. Ya basically dress up and go for a walk where you get free candy. It can be scary though."

"Are you gonna dress up?"

"Yeah! And i have a halloween costume for you too if ya wanna join."

Tailgate's expression lit up at those words.

"Really?! What is it? Is it a turbofox? A pumpkin?"

"A worm on a string!"

Tailgate's visage went from excited to confused.

"Whats that?"

You show him a picture on your phone and he starts giggling and flapping his arms.

Your time at the pumpkin patch ends when you start yawning and Tailgate insists on going back to the ship so you can rest. You place Tailgate's holo-form back into the car and put the pumpkins in the back. You tell him the rest of the basics about halloween, like the history, why we need to keep black cats inside, other interpretations of it, etcetera.

Tailgate then carries you and the pumpkins into your shared room on the Lost Light. You grab the tools and newspapers, and the two of you start carving while disney halloween classics play on the tv.

Tailgate's costume (except blue) credit goes to Ashleigh McGuire on tiktok

🕸Arcee🦇

Its Halloween, and Arcee finally got a Holo-form. You figured inviting her over for the holiday would be a great way to celebrate, not to mention so you can give her the stuffed plushie you made for her. You put on your Gir costume while waiting for her to show up. You put on the costume's hoodie as you hear the doorbell ring. You grab the candy bowl just in case its kids at the door.

You open the door and see a lady with short white curly hair, pillowy red lips, and striking blue eyes. Shes wearing a pink sweater, red grandma glasses, and the cutest pink skirt you've ever seen.

"Hello, wait- Arcee is that you?"

"Hello, dear, how are you?"

Her voice is as sweet and melodic as you remember. You set aside the candy bowl and hug her with excitement as you kiss her on the cheeks.

"Arcee!!! Oh odds i missed you, you look amazing!"

"Aww, you flatter me, sweetspark."

Just then you notice a group of kiddos in costumes, you grab the candy bowl as they all say the well known line almost everyone says on Halloween night. You hand out two pieces of candy for each kiddo as you compliment their costumes, and with a 'thank you', they move on.

Arcee seemed a bit confused at this.

"What was that?"

"Its part of a tradition that's happening tonight, I'll explain when you come inside, its awfully cold out here."

You two sit down on the couch and hand Arcee her gift. She thanks you then scoots closer to you so she can hear better.... and because she wants snuggles.

"So, what just happened is a little tradition called Trick or Treat-ing. Basically kids dress up as monsters or whatever else and walk around at night gathering candy."

"Oh! Thats fun, mind if i ask why though?"

"Its a long story. It started out like 200 years ago when people started carving pumpkins and dressing up to scare demons and other evil creatures off. It soon enough evolved into this. In my opinion though, Halloween isn't just about candy and costumes, i like to think its a way to celebrate our fear."

"....wow.. thats really interesting, and fun! Can we do that?"

"Yep! I actually have a few costumes for you to pick from if you'd like."

"Yes please!"

She jumped off the couch and started peppering your face with kisses before you lead her to your room and bring out the costumes.

You leave her be so she can get changed, you pass the time by getting the rest of your makeup and costume on. You finish just as Arcee trots out of your room wearing an adorable Sandworm costume.

"How do I look, Sweetspark?"

"Amazing..."

You approach her and take her hands in yours, they're soft.

"You're so beautiful, you know that?"

"I can say the same for you as well, my spark."

She kisses you before you grab some glowsticks and other essential things you'll need.

"What's the glowy things for?"

"So we don't get hit by a car, and so we can spot eachother."

You explained as you put a pink glow bracelet on her arm, and a green one on yours. You put the candy bowl on the front porch with a note telling the kiddos to only take two. And with that, you head out with Arcee.

You two trick or treat for a while until you decided you have enough candy (yall got a lot btw). You stop by your house and drop off the candy before wandering off into the night for more things to do.

You go into a haunted house then join in on a Halloween party, since Arcee can't technically eat human food, you packed her some Energon which she enjoyed while the two of you vibed at the party.

Two hours later, you arrive home with an empty candy bowl on the front porch, but more treats you've gained from the party, along with two worms on a string matching you and Arcee. One green one, and one pink.

You lock the front door behind you before Arcee all of a sudden picks you up and carries you to your bedroom. She gently sets you down on the bed and snuggles up beside you.

"Its been a fun night, hasn't it?"

She nods in agreement as you yawn.

"Maybe we should recharge?"

"Definitely."

You wrap your arms around her as she does the same to you.

"Goodnight, Arcee, I love you."

"I love you too, Darling."

The two of you drift into unconsciousness rather quickly due to how eventful tonight was. Even if one or both of you have a nightmare from that haunted house, you have eachother.

Arcee's costume:

~~~~~~°•.🦇.•°~~~~~~

Thanks for Reading

#tranformers #transformers x reader #mtmte x reader #g1 transformers #g1 arcee #G1 Arcee x reader #swerve x reader #swerve mtmte #tailgate x reader #tailgate mtmte #fictober #flufftober2022 #spooptober

124 notes · View notes